Goat Simulator 3

401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

A Center for Ants?

Interact with the shrunken shrink house

Appliance in Disguise

Find the Space Stone

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Sit through the entire yoga session

Black Market

Find the shady merchant

Cannibanana

Lick a banana as an Abominana

Car Cave

Find the secret garage

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes

Club Mohair

Enter the super secret container rave

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier

Crash Course

Complete all Hooferdome Courses

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Daredevil of the Wasteland

Jump off all Ramps

Deliciously Disgusting

Make a pineapple pizza

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers

Dr. Pheelsgood

Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor

Dude, where's my square car?

Drive a compacted vehicle

Egg Simulator

Become an Egg

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier

French Fika

Lick the croissant

Gastroscopy

Find the Kidney Stone

G.O.A.T

Unlock all the trophies

Goat Got Brains

Find the Knowledge Stone

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats

Hell of a Ride

Take a ride on Charons boat

I Love History

Sit through the whole history documentary

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation

It's All a Simulation

What a cop-out

I Watched the Intro

Sit through the intro

Live Free and Try Hard

Find all Baadlands Trinkets

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Marathon Rider

Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle

Maximus Instinctus

Complete all Baadlands Instincts

Move! That! Bus!

Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

Nasty!

Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!

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Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat

Streaking

Run naked on the football field

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers

This Took Half My Life

Experience the entire Black Meze tour

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Utopia

Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town

Vault 55

Open the Vault

Welcome to Earth

Start the Alien invasion

What a Waste of Money

Buy the Gators shoes

Wheels of Fortune

Find all Golden Wheels

Where is It?

Find That clown

Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

You Gotta Licket to Ride

Lick the flying train

You Mined Too Greedily and Too Deep

Find the Deep Stone

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts