Goat Simulator: Remastered
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Goat Simulator Remastered is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favorite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every DLC, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history.
Ultra Low Effort Gamer
Very common99.2%Dust off your game library; start the game
I am Bread
Uncommon30.8%Are you bread?
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Uncommon27.8%Travel to space!
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Uncommon26.0%Sacrifice 3 Sanctum items
Don't Panic
Uncommon18.5%srsly
I Can't Believe That Worked
Uncommon18.0%Do 10 front flips in one trick
Try Hard
Uncommon18.0%Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatVille level
Sallskapsresan
Uncommon16.2%Visit all zones on the MMO level
Testaholic
Uncommon15.2%Complete the Test Chambers
Goatta Catch 'Em All!
Uncommon14.0%How do you catch goats?
Voluntary QA
Uncommon13.3%Trash the server room
I'm a Dynamite
Uncommon13.2%Try to blow yourself up
Cardio Kills Your Gains
Uncommon11.9%Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue
Chief Fidget
Uncommon11.1%Find all Goat Trophies on the School level
Whiplash
Uncommon10.4%Perform a drum solo
Mile High Club
Rare9.9%Lick the Hanging Glider
I Freaking Love Goats
Rare9.7%Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level
Goat Theft Auto
Rare9.5%Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over with it
Le Voyage dans la Lune
Rare9.4%A trip to the Moon
Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey
Rare8.8%Visit the Badehaus
Survive for Your Life
Rare8.2%Survive 10 days
Music Non Stop
Rare8.0%Jump on the launchpad
Mattress Madness
Rare7.4%Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
The Big Score
Rare7.2%Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level
Better Than Warlords of Dredmor
Rare6.6%Reach level 101
Valkyrie
Rare6.3%Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Love or Hate?
Rare6.0%Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Rare5.5%Visit 5 trampolines in one jump bouncing on each trampoline once
Colombian Sugar Lord
Rare5.5%Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Bounce It!
Rare5.4%Enable the hydraulic cars
Hoarder
Rare5.4%Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level
Is That a Goat?
Rare5.2%Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Use the Sword, Goat
Very rare4.8%Pickup a photon sword as a Father Goat or a Good Goat
Big in Japan
Very rare4.4%Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
An Unnecessary Journey
Very rare4.2%Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava
Hang Tight
Very rare4.2%Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Ready for the Grill
Very rare4.2%Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil
Neckbeard
Very rare4.1%Smell and look like one
Dastardly
Very rare3.8%Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive
NERD!
Very rare3.8%Find all Goat Trophies on the Waste of Space level
Warm Bath
Very rare3.7%Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Rocket League
Very rare3.6%Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert
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