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Goat Simulator: Remastered

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Goat Simulator Remastered is the latest in goat simulation technology. Your favorite chaotic sandbox is back and more beautiful than ever, with updated graphics, every DLC, and more bugs that you can shake a goat at. WASD to rewrite history.

Simulator Adventure Comedy Sandbox Open world
2024 ★ 75 42 achievements
42 achievements
Ultra Low Effort Gamer

Ultra Low Effort Gamer

99.2%

Dust off your game library; start the game

I am Bread

I am Bread

30.8%

Are you bread?

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Rymdskepp i Rymden

27.8%

Travel to space!

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

26.0%

Sacrifice 3 Sanctum items

Don't Panic

Don't Panic

18.5%

srsly

I Can't Believe That Worked

I Can't Believe That Worked

18.0%

Do 10 front flips in one trick

Try Hard

Try Hard

18.0%

Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatVille level

Sallskapsresan

Sallskapsresan

16.2%

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Testaholic

Testaholic

15.2%

Complete the Test Chambers

Goatta Catch 'Em All!

Goatta Catch 'Em All!

14.0%

How do you catch goats?

Voluntary QA

Voluntary QA

13.3%

Trash the server room

I'm a Dynamite

I'm a Dynamite

13.2%

Try to blow yourself up

Cardio Kills Your Gains

Cardio Kills Your Gains

11.9%

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue

Chief Fidget

Chief Fidget

11.1%

Find all Goat Trophies on the School level

Whiplash

Whiplash

10.4%

Perform a drum solo

Mile High Club

Mile High Club

9.9%

Lick the Hanging Glider

I Freaking Love Goats

I Freaking Love Goats

9.7%

Find all Goat Trophies on the Goat City Bay level

Goat Theft Auto

Goat Theft Auto

9.5%

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over with it

Le Voyage dans la Lune

Le Voyage dans la Lune

9.4%

A trip to the Moon

Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey

8.8%

Visit the Badehaus

Survive for Your Life

Survive for Your Life

8.2%

Survive 10 days

Music Non Stop

Music Non Stop

8.0%

Jump on the launchpad

Mattress Madness

Mattress Madness

7.4%

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

The Big Score

The Big Score

7.2%

Find all Goat Trophies on the PAYDAY level

Better Than Warlords of Dredmor

Better Than Warlords of Dredmor

6.6%

Reach level 101

Valkyrie

Valkyrie

6.3%

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Love or Hate?

Love or Hate?

6.0%

Find all Goat Trophies on the MMO level

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

5.5%

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump bouncing on each trampoline once

Colombian Sugar Lord

Colombian Sugar Lord

5.5%

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Bounce It!

Bounce It!

5.4%

Enable the hydraulic cars

Hoarder

Hoarder

5.4%

Find all Goat Trophies on the GoatZ level

Is That a Goat?

Is That a Goat?

5.2%

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Use the Sword, Goat

Use the Sword, Goat

4.8%

Pickup a photon sword as a Father Goat or a Good Goat

Big in Japan

Big in Japan

4.4%

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

An Unnecessary Journey

An Unnecessary Journey

4.2%

Throw Bilbo the dwarf into lava

Hang Tight

Hang Tight

4.2%

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Ready for the Grill

Ready for the Grill

4.2%

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil

Neckbeard

Neckbeard

4.1%

Smell and look like one

Dastardly

Dastardly

3.8%

Place a hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive

NERD!

NERD!

3.8%

Find all Goat Trophies on the Waste of Space level

Warm Bath

Warm Bath

3.7%

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Rocket League

Rocket League

3.6%

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert

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