Goat Simulator
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Goat Simulator is a third-person perspective game in which the player controls a goat. There does not appear to be any kind of storyline or plot. The player is free to explore the game's world as a goat, destroying things in the environment, running, jumping, and licking. "Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff," explained the game's creators.
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Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
All The Goat!
Unlock all the Goat Trophies!
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Angel Goat
Do no evil
Around the World in 5 Jumps
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once
A Story about my elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
A story about my goat
I'm sorry about my goat
Bacon Marauder
Shoot Down 30 Police Ships
Be Not Afreight
Destroy All Freighters
Big in Japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Boat Ride
Enjoy your trip
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Demogoat
Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
Excalitgoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Fund This!
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair
GoatBall
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Goat of the hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom
GoatQueen
Become the Queen of GoatVille
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
I freaking love goats
Find all collectibles on level 2
Is that a goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
It's Working... IT'S WORKING!
Run Wild With The Podracer
I Wanna Be A Baahlionaire
Gather $1000000
Jörgen
Jörgen
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
A Trip to the Moon.
Ling Ling into battle go
Fight the turtle
LOEK master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
My Little Brony
Find All The Pony Horses
NERD!
Find All Collectibles
Not Again
Get deviously trapped again
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
Ruler Of the Seven Skies
Blow Up All Pirate Ships
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Travel to space!
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Splishy Splashy Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey
Visit The Badehaus
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
Testaholic
Complete Test Chambers
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
The Charter Trip
Visit all zones on the MMO level
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
The Goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
The World Is Your Canvas
Tag 10 Walls
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Use The Sword, Goat
Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
What Came First? The Alien Or The Egg?
Headbutt All Alien Eggs
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
You Raise Me Up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
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