Two Point Hospital
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Always Be Curing
RareRun 50 Marketing Campaigns
Animation & Sanitation
LegendaryActivate every Robo-Janitor prototype in Chasm 24
You get access to robo janitors in Chasm 24. You can have up to 5 in a single hospital. You get them for free by buying plots, but you don't get to choose which type you'll receive on any given plot. If you complete Chasm 24 with 3 stars then you gain the ability to buy robo janitors and can then choose whatever you want.
This achievement may not unlock without quitting/reloading the game after having completed the objectives.
Arts & Plaster Casts
LegendaryEarn 1 Star at each hospital in Culture Shock
Bells & Whistles
CommonConduct 25 Machine Upgrades
Besterizer
LegendarySend 100 cured patients through the Yesterizer in Clockwise-above-Thyme
Busman's Holiday
LegendaryEarn 1 Star at each hospital on Pebberley Island
Character Development
LegendaryTrain Roderick Cushion to Level 5 at Plywood Studios
County-Wide
UncommonEarn 15 Gold Stars
Curing Spree
LegendaryGet a Curing Spree on Topless Mountain
Cure a wave of 10 patients at a time without failing any, and continue to do so to build the streak. You should be able to get this on wave 10+ after training the staff and upgrading the machines.
Cut Above
LegendaryTrain a World-Class Surgeon
Days of Suture Past
LegendaryEarn 1 Star at each hospital in A Stitch In Time
De-Light Saving Time
LegendaryCure a patient with Lightheadedness, Beheadedness, Hotheadedness, and Byteheadedness in Clockwise-above-Thyme
De-Lux Suite
LegendaryHave a Level 5 De-lux Clinic at the Underlook Hotel
Diversified Portaloo
LegendaryHave at least one of each type of ambulance fully upgraded in the same hospital.
Double Digits
CommonHave a Level 10 Hospital
Double Double
UncommonHave a Level 20 Hospital
Dr Know
RareTrain a World-Class Researcher
Environmentally Friendliest
LegendaryReceieve the highest possible Eco Rating
First Catch Your Plant
LegendaryCure a patient in the Herb Garden
This is a treatment room that gets unlocked in the Old Newpoint level in the Off The Grid DLC. It needs a nurse to operate it.
Furry Good Review
LegendaryKnock the socks off of Bartholomew F. Yeti
Knock the socks off of Bartholomew F. Yeti. Bartholomew F. Yeti is one of VIPs - he will visit sometime at Selbard hospital. Make sure he leaves happy...
Generating Business
UncommonInjure someone with an exploding machine
Give a Man a Hospital...
CommonCure 1 Patient
Give a Man a Hospital…
CommonCure 1 Patient
Good VIBErations
LegendaryAchieve a high VIBE rating at Fitzpocket Academy
Greener Grass
LegendaryMaximise your Green Energy capacity in Windsock
High Altitude Health Service
LegendaryEarn 1 Star at each hospital in the Pointy Mountains
High Brow
LegendaryShoot 10 Monobeasts in a row without missing
Icebreaker
RareComplete Superbug Project "Hair Removal"
I'd Like To Thank My Mother
RareWin every award in a single hospital
Intensive Car Unit
LegendaryEarn 1 Star at each hospital in Speedy Recovery
Inter-Countinental
RareEarn 30 Gold Stars
Inter-Countinental
LegendaryEarn 30 Gold Stars
I. See. You.
UncommonCapture 100 Ghosts
It's a Wind-up
LegendaryCollect 20 patients in one trip with a Pantomobile.
JUMBO
RareReach $50,000,000 Organisation Value
You'll probably get this naturally as part of going for 3 stars on all levels in the base game.
The profitability of each hospital matters here; i.e. get revenue up and keep costs down.
You can return to older hospitals to further improve them - especially as you'll subsequently have gained access to more advanced rooms/upgrades/etc.
Jung at Heart
RareTrain a World-Class Psychiatrist
Kissed by a Nurse
LegendaryCure a patient with Frogborne
Life, the Universe and Everything
LegendaryComplete Wave 42 on Topless Mountain
Low Brow
CommonShoot 1 Monobeast
Shoot one monobeast! These are small creatures that run around your hospital - mostly in dirtier hospitals. Sometimes they run loose on the floor, other times you may need to move furniture (e.g. drinks/snack machines) to disturb them. Click on them to shoot them!
Note they move quite quick, but you have to be on at least Normal time speed for them to be shootable. On Slow time, the cursor won't change to a crosshair and they won't be shootable.
They look like a sticking plaster or a boring sausage. Quite weird really...
Now Even Cheesier
LegendaryComplete the "Cheesier Gubbins" Research Project in Swelbard
Finish the "Cheesier Gubbins" research in Swelbard.
Peer Reviewed
LegendaryComplete a Multiplayer Challenge
Peer-Reviewed
RareComplete a Multiplayer Challenge
Pointy Mountain G.O.A.T
LegendaryEarn 45 Gold Stars
See County-Wide - you'll get this naturally.
Rose Amongst The Pigeons
LegendaryExpose 50 Alien Infiltrators
These appear in Goldpan and Chasm 24. They are aliens disguised as patients. They make electrical sounds, which you can use to spot them. Spot them and send them home... ...50 times.
Serial Collaborator
LegendaryComplete 50 Research Nodes
Sick-in-the-Mud
LegendaryComplete Wave 18 at Mudbury Festival
Stealthily Healthily
LegendaryEarn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters
Strength in Numbers
LegendaryComplete Superbug Project "Learning Machine Learning"
Swiss Cheese Hospital
LegendaryCure 100 patients from time portals in a single year
Symbiosis
LegendaryUnlock every plot in Overgrowth
In this map you gain plots not by buying them but instead by completing objectives. There are 32 total to unlock - and there'll be a lot of patients to get to that point; you'll need at least 10 GP offices, 6 receptions and at least 2 of all the other diagnosis rooms.
Teach a Man to Hospital...
CommonCure 1000 Patients
The (Fifth) New Gold Standard
LegendaryEarn 90 Gold Stars
The (Fourth) New Gold Standard
LegendaryEarn 81 Gold Stars
Yup, you're going to be at this a looooonnngggg time...
The New Gold Standard
LegendaryEarn 54 Gold Stars
The (Second) New Gold Standard
LegendaryEarn 63 Gold Stars
The (Seventh) New Gold Standard
LegendaryEarn 108 Gold Stars
The (Sixth) New Gold Standard
LegendaryEarn 99 Gold Stars
The (Third) New Gold Standard
LegendaryEarn 72 Gold Stars
Two Point Bounty
UncommonEarn 10,000 Kudosh
Vote Windsock
LegendaryEarn 1 star at each hospital in Off The Grid
Well-Informed
RareComplete 50 Research Projects
World 1
LegendaryComplete R.E.M.I. X versions of Hogsport, Lower Bullocks & Flottering
World 2
LegendaryComplete R.E.M.I. X versions of Mitton University, Tumble & Flemington
You Got All The Best Lines
LegendaryReach the top of every league table at once for 3 months
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