Two Point Hospital
Achievement guide · roadmap · tracker
Design stunning hospitals, cure peculiar illnesses and manage troublesome staff as you spread your budding healthcare organisation across Two Point County. Build and customise your hospital - it is yours after all - with specialist diagnosis and treatment facilities, as well as the very latest in ornamental technology!
As is typical with sandbox games, nothing is unmissable and you can get almost everything just by 3-starring every level. Do note that stars are cumulative; i.e. in any/every hospital you work to get 1-star, then the 2nd star then the 3rd. Stars can't be removed. You can return to any hospital at any point to work on the remaining stars. Research progress (and rooms available!) are persistent across all hospitals. Hence it may be helpful (albeit unlikely) to return to an older hospital with new gear/upgrades available and be more easily able to get it to 3 stars. On that point specifically; research being global is useful - switch back to an established hospital where you have strong research anytime you come across new conditions that need a new room researching. you don't have to build a research facility in every new hospital! High Brow and
I'd Like To Thank My Mother may well be the only real challenges here in the base game... ...however with the DLC added as well this turns into 100+ hours to 100% this game, just to get all the stars if nothing else (see
The New Gold Standard and the second/third variations of it...).
FAQ
- Are there missable achievements in Two Point Hospital?
- None so far, but 1 is soft-missable or mutually exclusive: Life, the Universe and Everything. 18 of 61 not yet checked.
- Are there glitched achievements in Two Point Hospital?
- Yes, 2: Animation & Sanitation and I'd Like To Thank My Mother. 15 of 61 not yet checked.
County-Wide
Uncommon23.2%Earn 15 Gold Stars
You'll get this naturally as you progress through the scenarios.
Inter-Countinental
Rare7.6%Earn 30 Gold Stars
See County-Wide - you'll get this naturally.
Pointy Mountain G.O.A.T
Very rare3.4%Earn 45 Gold Stars
See County-Wide - you'll get this naturally.
High Altitude Health Service
Very rare3.1%Earn 1 Star at each hospital in the Pointy Mountains
Furry Good Review
Very rare3.3%Knock the socks off of Bartholomew F. Yeti
Knock the socks off of Bartholomew F. Yeti. Bartholomew F. Yeti is one of VIPs - he will visit sometime at Selbard hospital. Make sure he leaves happy...
Now Even Cheesier
Very rare2.6%Complete the "Cheesier Gubbins" Research Project in Swelbard
Finish the "Cheesier Gubbins" research in Swelbard.
The New Gold Standard
Very rare2.1%Earn 54 Gold Stars
You'll need all the stars in the base game and some of the DLC ones - this will take a long time (80+ hours).
De-Lux Suite
Ultra rare0.9%Have a Level 5 De-lux Clinic at the Underlook Hotel
Have a Level 5 De-lux Clinic at the Underlook Hotel - do this in the usual way by upgrading the machine and putting pictures all over the walls.
Busman's Holiday
Very rare2.1%Earn 1 Star at each hospital on Pebberley Island
Curing Spree
Very rare2.0%Get a Curing Spree on Topless Mountain
Cure a wave of 10 patients at a time without failing any, and continue to do so to build the streak. You should be able to get this on wave 10+ after training the staff and upgrading the machines.
The (Second) New Gold Standard
Very rare1.6%Earn 63 Gold Stars
Now 100+ hours of play. Also see The New Gold Standard
Symbiosis
Ultra rare0.6%Unlock every plot in Overgrowth
In this map you gain plots not by buying them but instead by completing objectives. There are 32 total to unlock - and there'll be a lot of patients to get to that point; you'll need at least 10 GP offices, 6 receptions and at least 2 of all the other diagnosis rooms.
Life, the Universe and Everything
Ultra rare0.4%Complete Wave 42 on Topless Mountain
Icebreaker
Uncommon10.3%Complete Superbug Project "Hair Removal"
Serial Collaborator
Ultra rare0.9%Complete 50 Research Nodes
Strength in Numbers
Ultra rare0.6%Complete Superbug Project "Learning Machine Learning"
Kissed by a Nurse
Very rare2.2%Cure a patient with Frogborne
Your first Frogborne patients will appear in Camouflage Falls - research Toad Hall first though.
Rose Amongst The Pigeons
Very rare1.6%Expose 50 Alien Infiltrators
These appear in Goldpan and Chasm 24. They are aliens disguised as patients. They make electrical sounds, which you can use to spot them. Spot them and send them home... ...50 times.
Stealthily Healthily
Very rare1.5%Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Close Encounters
The (Third) New Gold Standard
Very rare1.2%Earn 72 Gold Stars
Yeah you'll be playing for a long while.... Also see The New Gold Standard
Animation & Sanitation
Ultra rare0.8%Activate every Robo-Janitor prototype in Chasm 24
You get access to robo janitors in Chasm 24. You can have up to 5 in a single hospital. You get them for free by buying plots, but you don't get to choose which type you'll receive on any given plot. If you complete Chasm 24 with 3 stars then you gain the ability to buy robo janitors and can then choose whatever you want.
This achievement may not unlock without quitting/reloading the game after having completed the objectives.
First Catch Your Plant
Very rare2.0%Cure a patient in the Herb Garden
The Herb Garden
This is a treatment room that gets unlocked in the Old Newpoint level in the Off The Grid DLC. It needs a nurse to operate it.
Environmentally Friendliest
Very rare1.9%Receive the highest possible Eco Rating
Vote Windsock
Very rare1.4%Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Off The Grid
The (Fourth) New Gold Standard
Ultra rare0.9%Earn 81 Gold Stars
Yup, you're going to be at this a looooonnngggg time...
Greener Grass
Ultra rare0.6%Maximise your Green Energy capacity in Windsock
Give a Man a Hospital...
Very common94.4%Cure 1 Patient
It'll be impossible not to get this in your first hospital...
Double Digits
Common59.2%Have a Level 10 Hospital
This will be impossible to avoid during the campaign.
Teach a Man to Hospital...
Uncommon35.3%Cure 1000 Patients
Bells & Whistles
Uncommon34.8%Conduct 25 Machine Upgrades
You'll get this without even trying...
Low Brow
Uncommon31.6%Shoot 1 Monobeast
Behold the monobeast!
Shoot one monobeast! These are small creatures that run around your hospital - mostly in dirtier hospitals. Sometimes they run loose on the floor, other times you may need to move furniture (e.g. drinks/snack machines) to disturb them. Click on them to shoot them!
Note they move quite quick, but you have to be on at least Normal time speed for them to be shootable. On Slow time, the cursor won't change to a crosshair and they won't be shootable.
They look like a sticking plaster or a boring sausage. Quite weird really...
I. See. You.
Uncommon24.4%Capture 100 Ghosts
You'll get this without even trying...
Double Double
Uncommon18.8%Have a Level 20 Hospital
Your hospital gains level by you building more stuff in it; rooms, items, anything. Just keep building. Ofc this will be easier later in the campaign, and you can revisit and resume any hospital at any time to help grind this out if you wish.
Generating Business
Uncommon16.2%Injure someone with an exploding machine
"Injure someone with an exploding machine" - you'll end up with this accidentally through the campaign at some point. Its not worth trying for.
Two Point Bounty
Uncommon16.1%Earn 10,000 Kudosh
Peer-Reviewed
Uncommon14.5%Complete a Multiplayer Challenge
You can do this right from the beginning - select any challenge using the icon right in the top-right corner and let it play out. you don't have to win - or indeed get any points/progress at all - it just has to reach conclusion.
JUMBO
Rare9.1%Reach $50,000,000 Organisation Value
You'll probably get this naturally as part of going for 3 stars on all levels in the base game.
The profitability of each hospital matters here; i.e. get revenue up and keep costs down.
You can return to older hospitals to further improve them - especially as you'll subsequently have gained access to more advanced rooms/upgrades/etc.
Well-Informed
Rare8.9%Complete 50 Research Projects
Some projects remain locked until late in the campaign. Remember that research opportunities and progress are shared across all hospitals - so when you get somewhere new and have an objective on something you haven't researched yet just flip back to a previous hospital to capitalise on the established research resource you will have already built up there to get it done faster.
Dr Know
Rare6.8%Train a World-Class Researcher
Same as Jung at Heart and
Cut Above but for Research. This means all 5 skill slots all on research. Make sure to hire someone either with no skills or just with research; then keep working and training them as soon as they come up for training. You'll likely have to grind this out in a level a ways after getting 3 stars in it.
Jung at Heart
Rare6.7%Train a World-Class Psychiatrist
Same as Dr Know and
Cut Above but for Psychiatry. This means all 5 skill slots all on psychiatry. Make sure to hire someone either with no skills or just with psychiatry; then keep working and training them as soon as they come up for training. You'll likely have to grind this out in a level a ways after getting 3 stars in it.
I'd Like To Thank My Mother
Rare6.6%Win every award in a single hospital
The hardest award will be 'no deaths'. And despite what the description says, you have to get all awards _in the same year_. This will likely be easiest by revisiting the first/early hospitals after you have progressed further into the campaign to unlock better machines/rooms/etc. Don't forget you can quickload to cheat out of random deaths.... Flagged as partially glitched as the achievement description is less specific than the actual requirement!
Always Be Curing
Rare5.5%Run 50 Marketing Campaigns
Marketing rooms get unlocked a few hospitals into the campaign. Make sure to run a few campaigns in each hospital to help grind this out during your normal run through.
Cut Above
Very rare3.4%Train a World-Class Surgeon
Same as Dr Know and
Jung at Heart but for Surgery. This means all 5 skill slots all on surgery. Make sure to hire someone either with no skills or just with surgery; then keep working and training them as soon as they come up for training. You'll likely have to grind this out in a level a ways after getting 3 stars in it. Surgery becomes available 4 or so hospitals into the campaign.
Swiss Cheese Hospital
Very rare2.3%Cure 100 patients from time portals in a single year
World 1
Very rare1.8%Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Hogsport, Lower Bullocks & Flottering
Arts & Plaster Casts
Very rare1.3%Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Culture Shock
De-Light Saving Time
Very rare1.3%Cure a patient with Lightheadedness, Beheadedness, Hotheadedness, and Byteheadedness in Clockwise-above-Thyme
Days of Suture Past
Very rare1.2%Earn 1 Star at each hospital in A Stitch In Time
World 2
Very rare1.2%Complete R.E.M.I. X versions of Mitton University, Tumble & Flemington
Besterizer
Very rare1.0%Send 100 cured patients through the Yesterizer in Clockwise-above-Thyme
Good VIBErations
Ultra rare0.8%Achieve a high VIBE rating at Fitzpocket Academy
Intensive Car Unit
Ultra rare0.8%Earn 1 Star at each hospital in Speedy Recovery
Sick-in-the-Mud
Ultra rare0.8%Complete Wave 18 at Mudbury Festival
High Brow
Ultra rare0.7%Shoot 10 Monobeasts in a row without missing
Like Low Brow - but get 10 in a row without missing one. The easiest way to do this is to find some monobeasts, pause the game, then rapidly unpause (space), click to shoot, then pause again - then set up for the next one. Rinse & repeat and it should be easy to get 10 and pop this achievement.
The (Fifth) New Gold Standard
Ultra rare0.7%Earn 90 Gold Stars
Character Development
Ultra rare0.6%Train Roderick Cushion to Level 5 at Plywood Studios
The (Sixth) New Gold Standard
Ultra rare0.5%Earn 99 Gold Stars
You Got All The Best Lines
Ultra rare0.5%Reach the top of every league table at once for 3 months
The (Seventh) New Gold Standard
Ultra rare0.3%Earn 108 Gold Stars
Diversified Portaloo
Ultra rare0.2%Have at least one of each type of ambulance fully upgraded in the same hospital.
It's a Wind-up
Ultra rare0.2%Collect 20 patients in one trip with a Pantomobile.
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