Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator
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The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.
Mic Drop
Common66.4%Win your first argument.
I Know Insults!
Common61.2%Play the basic tutorial.
Learn The Meaning of Life
Uncommon25.8%Complete the Insulting Tournament.
M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT
Uncommon19.8%Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.
It's Getting Crowded
Uncommon19.7%Unlock two additional characters.
No, You Are
Uncommon11.0%Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!".
How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
Uncommon10.3%Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars".
The B Word
Rare8.8%Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".
Classic
Rare7.9%Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".
The Number of The Beast
Rare7.4%Mention Satan 66 times.
Don't Tell a Soul
Rare7.3%Unlock a secret character.
What Are You Doing in England?
Very rare4.6%Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".
Say No More
Very rare3.8%Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!".
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
Very rare3.3%Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".
Sparking Controversy
Very rare3.0%Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".
It Gets Boring After An Hour
Very rare2.7%Play more than 100 duels.
It's Elementary
Very rare2.6%Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".
Family Matters
Ultra rare0.6%Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".
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