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Think of the Children

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In this party game, little Bobby's chasing a feral dog, the BBQ's on fire, Jen's eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It's just another wonderful day with the kids so... Ready! Set! Parent!

Simulator Action Comedy Party
2017 ★ 75 27 achievements Guide 0%
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27 achievements
Fashion Souls

Fashion Souls

Create a custom character.

Lovely day at the park

Lovely day at the park

Get an A+ on the Park level.

I’m not touching that

I’m not touching that

Win a level without picking up a child.

Thrill Seeker

Thrill Seeker

Get an A+ on the Skydiving level.

Artist

Artist

Make 50 produce splatters.

Glamping

Glamping

Get an A+ on the Camp Safety level.

Between the yellow flags

Between the yellow flags

Get an A+ on the Beach level.

Express Lane

Express Lane

Get an A+ on the Grocery Store level.

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Stay on the loading screen for five minutes.

Ghost Stories

Ghost Stories

Get an A+ on the Bonfire level.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Throw the same child 10 times in a row.

Socialite

Socialite

Get an A+ on the Party level.

First Class

First Class

Finished the Airport level with an score of A+.

Please, don’t have kids!

Please, don’t have kids!

Lose the game in less than 20 seconds.

Monkey Business

Monkey Business

Get an A+ on the Zoo level.

UNDER THE SEA!

UNDER THE SEA!

Get an A+ on the Ocean level.

WITNESS ME!

WITNESS ME!

Get an A+ on the Outback level.

Family Time

Family Time

Finish the story with two or more players.

It wasn’t a lie!

It wasn’t a lie!

Wear the Chocolate Cake Hat.

Chatterbox

Chatterbox

Talk to all guests at the party in under 20 seconds.

Credit where credit’s due

Credit where credit’s due

Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!

Unaligned

Unaligned

Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.

A wholesome parenting simulator

A wholesome parenting simulator

Get an A+ on the Final level.

Alone Time

Alone Time

Finish the story solo.

Super Parents

Super Parents

Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.

Super Parent

Super Parent

Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.

Ooh, you’re dirty

Ooh, you’re dirty

Touch poo while wearing the poo hat.

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