Think of the Children
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In this party game, little Bobby's chasing a feral dog, the BBQ's on fire, Jen's eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It's just another wonderful day with the kids so... Ready! Set! Parent!
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Fashion Souls
UncommonCreate a custom character.
Lovely day at the park
UncommonGet an A+ on the Park level.
I’m not touching that
UncommonWin a level without picking up a child.
Thrill Seeker
RareGet an A+ on the Skydiving level.
Artist
RareMake 50 produce splatters.
Glamping
RareGet an A+ on the Camp Safety level.
Between the yellow flags
RareGet an A+ on the Beach level.
Express Lane
RareGet an A+ on the Grocery Store level.
Are we there yet?
RareStay on the loading screen for five minutes.
Ghost Stories
RareGet an A+ on the Bonfire level.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
RareThrow the same child 10 times in a row.
Socialite
RareGet an A+ on the Party level.
First Class
LegendaryFinished the Airport level with an score of A+.
Please, don’t have kids!
LegendaryLose the game in less than 20 seconds.
Monkey Business
LegendaryGet an A+ on the Zoo level.
UNDER THE SEA!
LegendaryGet an A+ on the Ocean level.
WITNESS ME!
LegendaryGet an A+ on the Outback level.
Family Time
LegendaryFinish the story with two or more players.
It wasn’t a lie!
LegendaryWear the Chocolate Cake Hat.
Chatterbox
LegendaryTalk to all guests at the party in under 20 seconds.
Credit where credit’s due
LegendaryWatch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!
Unaligned
LegendaryWear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.
A wholesome parenting simulator
LegendaryGet an A+ on the Final level.
Alone Time
LegendaryFinish the story solo.
Super Parents
LegendaryTop Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.
Super Parent
LegendaryTop Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.
Ooh, you’re dirty
LegendaryTouch poo while wearing the poo hat.