Think of the Children

Fashion Souls

Uncommon25.2%

Create a custom character.

Lovely day at the park

Uncommon18.1%

Get an A+ on the Park level.

I’m not touching that

Uncommon17.0%

Win a level without picking up a child.

Thrill Seeker

Uncommon14.6%

Get an A+ on the Skydiving level.

Artist

Uncommon14.0%

Make 50 produce splatters.

Glamping

Uncommon13.1%

Get an A+ on the Camp Safety level.

Between the yellow flags

Uncommon11.1%

Get an A+ on the Beach level.

Express Lane

Rare7.5%

Get an A+ on the Grocery Store level.

Are we there yet?

Rare7.1%

Stay on the loading screen for five minutes.

Ghost Stories

Rare7.1%

Get an A+ on the Bonfire level.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Rare6.8%

Throw the same child 10 times in a row.

Socialite

Rare5.9%

Get an A+ on the Party level.

First Class

Very rare4.8%

Finished the Airport level with an score of A+.

Please, don’t have kids!

Very rare4.6%

Lose the game in less than 20 seconds.

Monkey Business

Very rare4.6%

Get an A+ on the Zoo level.

UNDER THE SEA!

Very rare3.1%

Get an A+ on the Ocean level.

WITNESS ME!

Very rare3.1%

Get an A+ on the Outback level.

Family Time

Very rare3.0%

Finish the story with two or more players.

It wasn’t a lie!

Very rare3.0%

Wear the Chocolate Cake Hat.

Chatterbox

Very rare2.9%

Talk to all guests at the party in under 20 seconds.

Credit where credit’s due

Very rare2.9%

Watch the ends credits. Thanks for playing!

Unaligned

Very rare2.0%

Wear a mix of Angel and Devil clothing.

A wholesome parenting simulator

Very rare1.9%

Get an A+ on the Final level.

Alone Time

Very rare1.9%

Finish the story solo.

Super Parents

Very rare1.9%

Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.

Super Parent

Very rare1.8%

Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.

Ooh, you’re dirty

Very rare1.8%

Touch poo while wearing the poo hat.