Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator
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The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.
Mic Drop
CommonWin your first argument.
I Know Insults!
CommonPlay the basic tutorial.
Learn The Meaning of Life
UncommonComplete the Insulting Tournament.
M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT
UncommonTake 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.
It's Getting Crowded
UncommonUnlock two additional characters.
No, You Are
RareCompose a phrase with "You are silly".
How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
RareCompose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista".
The B Word
RareCompose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".
Classic
RareCompose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".
The Number of The Beast
RareMention Satan 6 times.
Don't Tell a Soul
RareUnlock a secret character.
What Are You Doing in England?
LegendaryCompose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".
Say No More
LegendaryCompose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography".
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
LegendaryCompose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".
Sparking Controversy
LegendaryCompose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".
It Gets Boring After An Hour
LegendaryPlay more than 100 duels.
It's Elementary
LegendaryCompose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".
Family Matters
LegendaryCompose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".
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