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Think of the Children

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In this party game, little Bobby's chasing a feral dog, the BBQ's on fire, Jen's eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It's just another wonderful day with the kids so... Ready! Set! Parent!

Simulator Action Comedy Party
2017 ★ 75 27 achievements
27 achievements
Fashion Souls

Fashion Souls

23.3%

Create a custom character

I'm not touching that.

I'm not touching that.

10.2%
Thrill Seeker

Thrill Seeker

8.4%

Get an A+ on the Skydiving Level

Socialite

Socialite

7.2%

Get an A+ on the Party Level

Lovely day at the park

Lovely day at the park

6.5%

Get an A+ on the Park Level

Glamping

Glamping

6.4%

Get an A+ on the Camp Safety Level

Between the yellow flags

Between the yellow flags

4.7%

Get an A+ on the Beach Level

Ghost Stories

Ghost Stories

3.5%

Get an A+ on the Bonfire Level

Artist

Artist

3.3%
Express lane

Express lane

2.9%

Get an A+ on the Store Level

Monkey Business

Monkey Business

2.2%

Get an A+ on the Zoo Level

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

2.0%
First Class

First Class

1.9%

Get an A+ on the Airport Level

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

1.8%
Family Time

Family Time

1.3%

Finish the story with two or more players

Credit where credit's due

Credit where credit's due

1.2%
UNDER THE SEA!

UNDER THE SEA!

1.2%

Get an A+ on the Ocean Level

WITNESS ME

WITNESS ME

1.1%

Get an A+ on the Outback Level

It wasn't a lie!

It wasn't a lie!

0.9%
Chatterbox

Chatterbox

0.7%
Please, don't have kids!

Please, don't have kids!

0.7%

Lose the game in less then 20 seconds

A wholesome parenting simulator

A wholesome parenting simulator

0.6%
Ooh, you're dirty

Ooh, you're dirty

0.6%
Alone Time

Alone Time

0.5%

Finish the story solo

Super Parent

Super Parent

0.5%

Top Tier Parenting. Get an A+ in every level.

Super Parents

Super Parents

0.5%

Top Tier Family. Get an A+ in every level together.

Unaligned

Unaligned

0.5%

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