Postal 3

DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!

Very common78.2%

Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.

EMO

Common69.0%

Injure yourself.

THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!

Uncommon37.9%

Choose path for the first time.

REPO MAN

Uncommon23.6%

Return Thegways to the owner

SPECIAL OLYMPIAN

Uncommon14.9%

Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.

SCOFIELD

Uncommon13.1%

Escape from prison.

AIN'T GOT COJONES!

Uncommon12.7%

Finish your business with Krotchy.

NEUROSURGEON

Uncommon12.3%

300 headshot/decap kills.

SCHWARZENEGGER

Rare9.3%

200 kills using M-60.

SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS

Rare8.1%

Arrest eco zealots leader.

ALL PERPS MUST DIE!

Rare7.2%

Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!

DON'T TAZE ME BRO

Rare6.7%

Taze 200 victims.

DANNY TREJO

Rare6.6%

100 kills using machete in melee.

COMMIES GO HOME!

Rare6.3%

Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.

SUCKTASTIC!

Rare5.8%

Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.

WOLVERINES R GHEY

Rare5.0%

50 badgersaw kills.

FAIL ZOMBIE

Very rare4.3%

Respawn 20 times.

PSYCHO DUNDEE

Very rare3.9%

50 kills using boomerang machete.

T.J. HOOKER

Very rare3.8%

Arrest 200 perps.

PRODUCT RECALL

Very rare3.1%

Destroy 50 cars.

PROPERTY DAMAGE

Very rare3.1%

Smash 50 windows.

CAMELBACK

Very rare2.8%

Piss 100 gallons of urine.

CAT WRANGLER

Very rare2.6%

50 kills using cat.

JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT

Very rare2.4%

Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.

ARSONIST

Very rare2.3%

150 kills using fire.

ENTOMOLOGIST

Very rare2.3%

50 kills using bees.

THERE IS NO SPOON

Very rare2.3%

Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.

I AM THE LAW

Very rare2.2%

Complete Good path without falling off.

PETA CHAIRMAN

Very rare2.2%

Kill no animals in one playthrough.

DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

Very rare2.1%

Complete game killing only males.

EASTWOOD

Very rare2.0%

Complete game using only the pistol.

KAVORKIAN

Very rare2.0%

Euthanise 30 elderly folks.

PERSONAL JESUS

Very rare2.0%

Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)

STALLONE

Very rare2.0%

Complete game using only melee.

BIPOLAR

Very rare1.9%

Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough.

CHAMP WHISPERER

Very rare1.9%

50 kills using dog.

MEGA-SADIST

Very rare1.9%

200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off.

REAL AMERICAN

Very rare1.9%

Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.