Just Die Already
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Just Die Already is an old people mayhem sandbox game created by the designers of Goat Simulator. You are old and angry and you've just been kicked out of your retirement home. How will you survive in a world that wants you to Just Die Already?
Freedom!
CommonEscape the Retirement Home.
Buddha is me
UncommonBecome the golden Buddha.
Just a Flesh Wound
RareLose 1000 limbs.
Off to Florida
RareBuy the retirement plan from the blue vending machine.
Death is just the beginning
LegendaryDie 250 times.
Collector
LegendaryComplete all collectibles based life goals in the bucket list.
Self destructive
LegendaryComplete all life goals which involve self harm in the bucket list.
Being progressive
LegendaryComplete all progress based life goals in the bucket list.
Ouch, my hip!
LegendaryComplete all life goals that involve hazards in the bucket list.
A challenger appears
LegendaryComplete all challenge life goals in the bucket list.
No life
LegendaryComplete all life goals in the bucket list.
Pro baller
LegendaryScore 10 shots in a basketball hoop without missing.
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