Surgeon Simulator

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Very common74.7%

Answer the phone.

Flippin' The Bird

Common60.2%

Show the patient your disdain.

Surgery Horns

Common54.1%

Express your appreciation of the metal.

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Common52.4%

Successfully use the VHS tape.

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Common45.3%

Perform a heart transplant.

Pinky Swear

Common44.3%

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Shh I Doctor Now

Common40.2%

Calm your patient.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Uncommon29.4%

Create a Time Lord.

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Uncommon27.8%

Perform a double kidney transplant.

I Think I Got This

Uncommon26.7%

Perform a brain transplant.

Nigel The Secretary

Uncommon20.4%

Go about your secretarial duties.

Nine Nine Nine!

Uncommon16.7%

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Uncommon14.4%

Perform an uber heart transplant.

Keyhole Surgery

Uncommon13.0%

Completely remove the rib cage.

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Uncommon12.5%

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Uncommon12.2%

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.

Socialised Medicine!

Uncommon12.1%

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Uncommon12.0%

Collect all floppy disks.

Spaaaaaaaaace

Uncommon11.7%

Go where no surgeon has gone before.

Mother Hen

Uncommon10.5%

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.

Practically Licensed

Uncommon10.1%

Complete all procedures.

What Have I Done??

Rare9.1%

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Rare8.8%

Explode a heart.

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Rare7.6%

Perform a heart transplant in space.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Rare7.4%

Give the patient a... scarf.

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Rare7.0%

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

I Am A Genius!

Rare6.7%

Create a Hammerhead shark.

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Rare6.2%

Perform an eye transplant.

Zero G Kidney

Rare6.0%

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Rare5.7%

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Rare5.7%

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Rare5.3%

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Rare5.1%

Perform a teeth transplant.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Rare5.1%

Completely smash up the goggles.

Heterochromia

Rare5.1%

Give the patient heterochromia.

Enter The Code

Rare5.0%

I'm not sure that was worth it...

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

Rare5.0%

...and it was going so well.

Go For The Optics!

Rare5.0%

Perform

The Beat Of Your Heart

Very rare4.7%

Replace the heart with something else.

Hammer Time

Very rare4.5%

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Very rare4.2%

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

What A Load Of Bull

Very rare4.1%

Listen to the surgeon rap.

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Very rare4.0%

Completely smash up the rib cage.

Speedrun Time

Very rare3.8%

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Call Trisha

Very rare3.4%

Now where did you leave her number...

Delivery Coming Through

Very rare3.4%

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

A New Heart

Very rare3.3%

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

One With The Speed Bumps

Very rare3.3%

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

We're Going Bowling!

Very rare3.1%

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

Performance Anxiety

Very rare3.0%

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Very rare3.0%

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Archimedes!

Very rare2.9%

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Very rare2.9%

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Very rare2.9%

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Is it Real?

Very rare2.8%

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

Brainstorm

Very rare2.8%

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Mobile Dentistry

Very rare2.7%

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Very rare2.7%

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Sweet Blasphemy

Very rare2.6%

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Kali Mah!

Very rare2.6%

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Performance Enhancer?

Very rare2.5%

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

I'm Sure He'll Live

Very rare2.4%

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Very rare2.2%

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Very rare2.2%

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Life's Too Short

Very rare2.2%

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Very rare2.1%

Take your radio with you.

Grin And Bear It

Very rare2.1%

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Very rare2.1%

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

Like An Animal

Very rare2.0%

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Brace For Surgery

Very rare2.0%

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Surgetricity

Very rare2.0%

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Butter Fingers

Very rare1.9%

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Frikkin' Lasers

Very rare1.9%

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Very rare1.8%

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Don't In-Test My Patience

Very rare1.6%

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Very rare1.5%

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Very rare1.5%

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Orbital Dentist

Very rare1.5%

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Very rare1.4%

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Very rare1.4%

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

You're Free Now

Very rare1.4%

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Very rare1.4%

Complete all 6 secret transplants.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Very rare1.3%

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Very rare1.3%

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Best Surgeon In The World

Very rare1.3%

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Precision Instrument Time

Very rare1.3%

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

The Surgery Of The Future

Very rare1.3%

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Very rare1.2%

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Nothing But Skull

Very rare1.2%

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Very rare1.2%

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Lumberjack

Very rare1.2%

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

First Success

Very rare1.2%

Complete an alien organ transplant.

No Time To Admire The View

Very rare1.1%

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Stomach O'Clock

Very rare1.1%

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Moooooo

Very rare1.1%

Heart of a Cow.

Open Really Wide

Very rare1.0%

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Very rare1.0%

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Very rare1.0%

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Very rare1.0%

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Tunnel Vision

Ultra rare0.9%

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Pink Eye

Ultra rare0.9%

Vodka to the eye.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Ultra rare0.9%

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Now I Can Reach

Ultra rare0.8%

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

The Brains Of The Operation

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

The Tooth Is Out There

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Ultra rare0.8%

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Trumsplant

Ultra rare0.6%

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Ultra rare0.6%

Wet Willy with little pinky.

A++ is Trumperific

Ultra rare0.4%

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.