We Happy Few
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Downer
CommonCompleted Arthur's intro
Snug as a Bug on a Drug
UncommonTook the Joy at the very beginning of the game
There's a choice right at the beginning - take the Joy. As its so close to the beginning you can do this again in 5 mins if you took the other path the first time through.
Employee of the month
RareRead all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redacted only the uncomfortable ones
Right at the beginning of the game, fix the power cell then approve the first article, censor the second and approve the third. If you miss it just start a new game to get it.
The Arthur Hastings
RareFinished Arthur's playthrough
Arthur's story is the first act - complete it to get the achievement.
Gimme Shelter
RareUnlocked all of Arthur's shelters
Note the map layout is randomised - so locations will be different on each playthrough or for each player. There are, however always 9 shelters total. NB this has been glitchy in previous versions of the game.
Arthur Haste-ings
RareYou successfully took Phlash as Arthur
Can be found in any vending machine - just buy one and take it.
Shocking Biology
RareKilled a guy named Ryan Andrews
The Importance of Not Being Seen
LegendaryFinished Mystery House without being spotted once
Our Prudent Friend
LegendaryListened to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes
This does not mean find all the phone boxes - just listen to all the calls. There are 12 unique calls in total.
You can do this by resting for 24 hours and revisiting the same phone box -> rinse and repeat until you get them all.
The phoneboxes are only in the garden districts; Barrow Holm, Lud’s Holm and Eel Pie Holm
Breaking Blackberry
RareCompleted Sally intro
The Wyrd Sisters
RareCompleted the Crones encounter
The Toxic Ex
RareCompleted speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
The Sally Boyle
RareFinished Sally's playthrough
Gotta Catch Them All!
LegendaryCaught 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Mornin
LegendaryKnocked out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer
Bon Voyage
RareCompleted Ollie's intro
Get the Float Out of Here
LegendaryCompleted "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
A Heavy Burden
LegendarySpread the Message
The Ollie Starkey
LegendaryFinished Ollie's playthrough
Sugar Daddy
LegendaryInjected yourself with glucose 10 times
Poor Viv
LegendaryCompleted Act 1
Queen Faraday
LegendaryCompleted Act 2
A Smashing Adventure
LegendaryCompleted the DLC
Deprogrammed
LegendaryCompleted Act 3
Metal Guru
LegendaryKilled 8 Robots in the Intro
Local Hero
LegendarySaved all the Villagers
At the beginning of act 2 - shoot all the robots ASAP so all 6 villages can escape.
Helter Smelter
LegendaryPushed 7 Robots Into the Smelter
Shouldn't These Be Red?
LegendaryDestroyed 50 Explosive Barrels
When you get the ray gun there will be a tutorial about doing this. then keep shooting them throughout all three acts...
Headmaster
LegendaryGot 100 Headshots
get headshots on robots using the ray gun. Cumulative across all 3 acts of the DLC.
Well-Read
LegendaryPicked Up All Lore Items
#1 on the Charts
LegendaryLifetime Achievement Award
Mind Blower
LegendaryBlew Minds of 15 People After a Charged Facemelt
Love Me Don't
LegendarySerenaded 30 people
The Hits Just Keep On Coming
LegendaryHit 3 NPCs with the Same Gold Record
The Full Nicky
LegendaryPole Danced Naked
One Day In The Life
LegendarySurvived Day 1
B Side
LegendarySurvived Day 2
Golden Idol
LegendaryVibed All Nick Statues
Liner Notes
LegendaryPicked Up All Lore Items
Great vibrations
LegendaryParried 30 attacks with the Vibe
Factory Finish
LegendaryRestored Order at Haworth Labs
Tap Out
LegendaryShut Off Joy Supply to Waterworks
A Bright, Shiny Medal
LegendaryDid Your Duty
Canal Retentive
LegendaryFound Loot in Canal
Alley Catch
LegendaryFound Loot in Alleyway
Push Over
LegendaryKnocked Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo
All Natural
LegendaryFinished DLC With No Upgrades
Bibliophile
LegendaryCollected All Lore Notes
Down the Tubes
LegendaryZapped 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun
Self-Actualized
LegendaryUnlocked All Upgrades
Mother of All Victories
CommonCompleted "Band of Brothers" encounter
Not In Kansas Any More
CommonCrossed into the Village for the first time
That Kind Of Game
UncommonRetrieved the credentials from the club
The Great Lubricator
RareDelivered the cod liver oil
Baby You're a Rich Man
RareGained £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
Archipelagist
RareSet foot on every island
A Bit of The Old Ultraviolence
RareKilled 100 NPCs across all playthroughs
I Got Better
RareContracted and cured the plague
Resistance is Futile
RareTalked to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
Miss Byng is Indisposed
RareCompleted "No Place Like Home" encounter
The Slaughterer's Apprentice
LegendaryFinished all of the butcher's apprentice quests
Enjoy the View
LegendaryCorrectly sabotaged Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work
Cat Burglar
LegendaryIn Thomasina House - Collected all fake cats
Now I Can Die Happy
LegendaryDied while overdosing on Joy
Hot on her Heels
LegendaryFound all notes related to Prudence
There are 6 notes, across the 3 acts.
One Day in the Life
LegendarySurvived Day 1
B-Side
LegendarySurvived Day 2
Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?
LegendarySurvived 50 days
Remember, Remember
LegendaryFound all collectibles
The Saint
LegendaryCompleted the entire game without directly murdering anyone
You Do Know Jack
LegendaryCollected all Uncle Jack Shows
Great Vibrations
LegendaryParry 30 attacks with the Vibe
Lighten Up
LegendaryUsed 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie
Breakdown
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