Goat Simulator

Become the master of the goat tower.

Angel Goat

Common41.9%

Do no evil

Finish all wallrun quest

Goat Queen

Common37.9%

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Alexander Goatstafsson

Common36.9%

Win the title bout!

Goats 'n' Stuff

Common35.4%

Hold your own concert

What is its purpose?

Common35.3%

Thrash the Goathenge

Demogoat

Common32.7%

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Knock a bucket into a person

Disgusting

Uncommon25.7%

Why did you step in that? Yuck

A Story About My Goat

Uncommon25.3%

I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement

Boulder of Death

Uncommon23.5%

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

LOEK Master

Uncommon23.2%

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Ling Ling Into Battle Go

Uncommon22.3%

Fight the turtles

Pedestrian

Uncommon20.2%

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

Devil Goat

Uncommon18.8%

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

Give Steve Works the apples

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Unlock the jousting mutator

Wield an axe with your tongue

Rymdskepp I Rymden

Rare12.8%

Travel to space!

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

A Story About My Elevator

Rare10.5%

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Burn them!

Goat Of The Hill

Rare8.3%

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Inflate that guy's knee

Burn people from afar

Dodge This

Rare6.4%

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Mile High Club

Rare6.4%

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Hit The jackpot.

Builder Goat

Rare5.5%

Find all the blocks

Paint with all the colors of the wind

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Get deviously trapped again

Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3?

Legendary4.0%

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

srsly

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Tony Goat

Legendary3.5%

Finish all manual quests

Valkyrie

Legendary3.4%

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Kick a person into a car

Trash the server room

One Ball

Legendary2.9%

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Try Hard

Legendary2.7%

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Mattress Madness

Legendary2.4%

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Is That A Goat?

Legendary2.3%

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Are you bread?

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Legendary2.0%

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Smell and look like one

I Freaking Love Goats

Legendary1.9%

Find all collectibles on level 7

Hat Simulator

Legendary1.8%

Buy all hats

How do you catch goats?

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Reach level 101

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

Lick a friend

A Trip to the Moon.

Complete centrifuge event.

The Flapmaster

Legendary1.1%

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Butthurt

Legendary0.9%

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune

Legendary0.9%

A Trip to the Moon.

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Boat Ride

Legendary0.8%

Enjoy your trip

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Find 10 trophies.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Legendary0.7%

Run wild with the Podrunner.

Old Goat

Legendary0.7%

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Visit the badehaus.

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Wheel Goat

Legendary0.5%

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

Find 20 trophies.

Masterchef

Legendary0.5%

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Gravity Goat

Legendary0.5%

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

The Charter Trip

Legendary0.5%

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Survive for your life

Legendary0.5%

Survive 10 days

Jörgen

Legendary0.4%

Jörgen

Too much fun

Legendary0.4%

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Excalitgoat

Legendary0.4%

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Not Again

Legendary0.4%

Get deviously trapped again

The Icelandic Experience

Legendary0.4%

It never erupts when you want it to.

Itsamee!

Legendary0.4%

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Bounce it!

Legendary0.3%

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Voluntary QA

Legendary0.3%

Trash the server room

Elfstreet Boys

Legendary0.3%

Baa with the choir

Retirement

Legendary0.3%

Just finish that one LAST job.

Mermaid Goat

Legendary0.3%

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Steal the Show

Legendary0.3%

Do a card trick at the magician

What’s the count?

Legendary0.3%

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Music Non Stop

Legendary0.3%

Jump on the launchpad

Testaholic

Legendary0.2%

Complete test chambers.

GoatBall

Legendary0.2%

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Big in Japan

Legendary0.2%

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Hang tight

Legendary0.2%

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goatfellas

Legendary0.2%

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Goatipede

Legendary0.1%

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

I am Goat

Legendary0.1%

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Don't starve

Legendary0.1%

Eat 50 food items in one game

Look at it go!

Legendary0.1%

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

The Big Score

Legendary0.1%

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

The Song of my People

Legendary0.1%

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Use the sword, goat

Legendary0.1%

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Warm bath

Legendary0.1%

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

I wanna be a baahlionaire

Legendary0.1%

Gather $1000000

Love or Hate?

Legendary0.1%

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

My little brony

Legendary0.1%

Find all the pony horses.

You raise me up!

Legendary0.1%

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Plentiful masquerade

Legendary0.1%

Wear 30 masks at once.

Goat from above

Legendary0.1%

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Splishy splashy

Legendary0.1%

Visit the badehaus.

The Goa'th amendment

Legendary0.1%

Craft all the weapons in one game

Dastardly

Legendary0.1%

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

Shattered dreams

Legendary0.1%

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

A new challenger has appeared

Legendary0.1%

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Survivalist

Legendary0.1%

Craft all items in one game

The alien or the egg?

Legendary0.1%

Headbutt all alien eggs

The world is your canvas

Legendary0.1%

Tag 10 walls.

Bacon marauder

Legendary0.0%

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Be not afreight

Legendary0.0%

Destroy all freighters

NERD!

Legendary0.0%

Find all collectibles

Ruler of the seven skies

Legendary0.0%

Blow up all pirate ships