Goat Simulator

FINALLY

Common44.1%

Become the master of the goat tower.

Angel Goat

Common41.9%

Do no evil.

Stand by for Goatfall

Common40.3%

Finish all wallrun quest

Goat Queen

Common37.9%

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Alexander Goatstafsson

Common36.9%

Win the title bout!

Goats 'n' Stuff

Common35.4%

Hold your own concert

What is its purpose?

Common35.3%

Thrash the Goathenge

Demogoat

Common32.7%

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Uncommon27.9%

Knock a bucket into a person

Disgusting

Uncommon25.7%

Why did you step in that? Yuck

A story about my goat

Uncommon25.3%

I'm sorry about my goat

Boulder of Death

Uncommon23.5%

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

LOEK master

Uncommon23.2%

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Ling Ling into battle go

Uncommon22.3%

Fight the turtles

Pedestrian

Uncommon20.2%

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Involuntary QA

Uncommon18.8%

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

Devil Goat

Uncommon18.8%

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

Steve's Quest

Uncommon16.2%

Give Steve Works the apples

Cardio kills your gains

Rare14.2%

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Jousting Goat

Rare13.9%

Unlock the jousting mutator

Here's Johnny!

Rare13.3%

Wield an axe with your tongue

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Rare12.8%

Travel to space!

I can't believe that worked

Rare11.3%

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

A Story about my elevator

Rare10.5%

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Malleus Maleficarum

Rare9.4%

Burn them!

Goat of the hill

Rare8.3%

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

One man, two shots and a religion

Rare6.4%

Inflate that guy's knee

The mage's favourite

Rare6.4%

Burn people from afar

Dodge This

Rare6.4%

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Mile High Club

Rare6.4%

Lick the Hanging Glider.

Vegas, baby!

Rare5.6%

Hit The jackpot.

Builder Goat

Rare5.5%

Find all the blocks

The Savage

Rare5.3%

Paint with all the colors of the wind

GoatBuilt

Legendary5.0%

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Not again...

Legendary4.1%

Get deviously trapped again

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Legendary4.0%

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

Don't Panic

Legendary4.0%

srsly

Sällskapsresan

Legendary3.7%

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Tony Goat

Legendary3.5%

Finish all manual quests

Valkyrie

Legendary3.4%

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Powerhoof SMASH

Legendary3.1%

Kick a person into a car

Voluntary QA

Legendary3.0%

Trash the server room

One Ball

Legendary2.9%

Ride a bike for 60 sec

ExcaliGoat

Legendary2.9%

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Try Hard

Legendary2.7%

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Flip-Kick

Legendary2.6%

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Columbian Sugar Lord

Legendary2.4%

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Mattress Madness

Legendary2.4%

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Is that a goat?

Legendary2.3%

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

I am Bread

Legendary2.1%

Are you bread?

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Legendary2.0%

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Neckbeard

Legendary1.9%

Smell and look like one

I freaking love goats

Legendary1.9%

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Hat Simulator

Legendary1.8%

Buy all hats

Goatta catch 'em all!

Legendary1.8%

How do you catch goats?

Zombie slayer

Legendary1.7%

Kill 20 zombies in one game

SteamWorld Goat

Legendary1.7%

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Legendary1.5%

Reach level 101

An Unnecessary Journey

Legendary1.5%

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

The Cow Whisperer

Legendary1.3%

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

BFF

Legendary1.2%

Lick a friend

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

Legendary1.2%

A Trip to the Moon.

The puke machine

Legendary1.1%

Complete centrifuge event.

The Flapmaster

Legendary1.1%

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Butthurt

Legendary0.9%

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

A Trip to the Moon.

Fund this!

Legendary0.9%

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

Goat Theft Auto

Legendary0.9%

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Boat ride

Legendary0.8%

Enjoy your trip

Hoarder

Legendary0.8%

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Suppress the Suppressor

Legendary0.8%

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Rocket League

Legendary0.8%

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Gather $1000000

Legendary0.7%

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Sweet collection!

Legendary0.7%

Find 10 trophies.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Legendary0.7%

Run wild with the podracer.

Old Goat

Legendary0.7%

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Camel Cavalry

Legendary0.7%

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Captain industry

Legendary0.7%

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Legendary0.7%

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Spend money to make money

Legendary0.6%

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

Ready for the grill

Legendary0.6%

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Legendary0.6%

Visit the badehaus.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Legendary0.6%

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Wheel Goat

Legendary0.5%

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

That's Fedorable

Legendary0.5%

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Legendary0.5%

Find 20 trophies.

Masterchef

Legendary0.5%

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Miner inconvenience

Legendary0.5%

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Gravity Goat

Legendary0.5%

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Survive for your life

Legendary0.5%

Survive 10 days

Jörgen

Legendary0.4%

Jörgen.

Too much fun

Legendary0.4%

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Get deviously trapped again

The Icelandic Experience

Legendary0.4%

It never erupts when you want it to.

Itsamee!

Legendary0.4%

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Bounce it!

Legendary0.3%

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Trash the server room

Elfstreet Boys

Legendary0.3%

Baa with the choir

Retirement

Legendary0.3%

Just finish that one LAST job.

Mermaid Goat

Legendary0.3%

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Steal the show

Legendary0.3%

Do a card trick at the magician

What’s the count?

Legendary0.3%

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Music Non Stop

Legendary0.3%

Jump on the launchpad

Testaholic

Legendary0.2%

Complete test chambers.

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Big in japan

Legendary0.2%

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Hang tight

Legendary0.2%

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Goatfellas

Legendary0.2%

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Goatipede

Legendary0.1%

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

I Am Goat

Legendary0.1%

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Don't starve

Legendary0.1%

Eat 50 food items in one game

Look at it go!

Legendary0.1%

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

The Big Score

Legendary0.1%

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

The Song of my People

Legendary0.1%

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Use the sword, goat

Legendary0.1%

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Warm bath

Legendary0.1%

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Gather $1000000

Love or Hate?

Legendary0.1%

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

My little brony

Legendary0.1%

Find all the pony horses.

You raise me up!

Legendary0.1%

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Plentiful masquerade

Legendary0.1%

Wear 30 masks at once.

Goat from above

Legendary0.1%

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Visit the badehaus.

The goa'th amendment

Legendary0.1%

Craft all the weapons in one game

Dastardly

Legendary0.1%

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Shattered dreams

Legendary0.1%

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

A new challenger has appeared

Legendary0.1%

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Survivalist

Legendary0.1%

Craft all items in one game

Headbutt all alien eggs

The world is your canvas

Legendary0.1%

Tag 10 walls.

Bacon marauder

Legendary0.0%

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Be not afreight

Legendary0.0%

Destroy all freighters.

NERD!

Legendary0.0%

Find all trophies in Space.

Ruler of the seven skies

Legendary0.0%

Blow up all pirate ships.