Goat Simulator
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Goat Simulator is a third-person perspective game in which the player controls a goat. There does not appear to be any kind of storyline or plot. The player is free to explore the game's world as a goat, destroying things in the environment, running, jumping, and licking. "Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff," explained the game's creators.
FINALLY
Common44.1%Become the master of the goat tower.
Angel Goat
Common41.9%Do no evil.
Stand by for Goatfall
Common40.3%Finish all wallrun quest
Goat Queen
Uncommon37.9%Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Alexander Goatstafsson
Uncommon36.9%Win the title bout!
Goats 'n' Stuff
Uncommon35.4%Hold your own concert
What is its purpose?
Uncommon35.3%Thrash the Goathenge
Demogoat
Uncommon32.7%Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Maximum MLG Big Plays
Uncommon27.9%Knock a bucket into a person
Disgusting
Uncommon25.7%Why did you step in that? Yuck
A story about my goat
Uncommon25.3%I'm sorry about my goat
Boulder of Death
Uncommon23.5%Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
LOEK master
Uncommon23.2%Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Ling Ling into battle go
Uncommon22.3%Fight the turtles
Pedestrian
Uncommon20.2%Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Involuntary QA
Uncommon18.8%Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Devil Goat
Uncommon18.8%We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Steve's Quest
Uncommon16.2%Give Steve Works the apples
Cardio kills your gains
Uncommon14.2%Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Jousting Goat
Uncommon13.9%Unlock the jousting mutator
Here's Johnny!
Uncommon13.3%Wield an axe with your tongue
Rymdskepp i Rymden
Uncommon12.8%Travel to space!
I can't believe that worked
Uncommon11.3%Do 10 front flips in one trick.
A Story about my elevator
Uncommon10.5%Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Malleus Maleficarum
Rare9.4%Burn them!
Goat of the hill
Rare8.3%Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
One man, two shots and a religion
Rare6.4%Inflate that guy's knee
The mage's favourite
Rare6.4%Burn people from afar
Dodge This
Rare6.4%Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Mile High Club
Rare6.4%Lick the Hanging Glider.
Vegas, baby!
Rare5.6%Hit The jackpot.
Builder Goat
Rare5.5%Find all the blocks
The Savage
Rare5.3%Paint with all the colors of the wind
GoatBuilt
Rare5.0%Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?
Very rare4.0%Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Don't Panic
Very rare4.0%srsly
Sällskapsresan
Very rare3.7%Visit all zones on the MMO level
Tony Goat
Very rare3.5%Finish all manual quests
Valkyrie
Very rare3.4%Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Powerhoof SMASH
Very rare3.1%Kick a person into a car
One Ball
Very rare2.9%Ride a bike for 60 sec
ExcaliGoat
Very rare2.9%Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Try Hard
Very rare2.7%Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Flip-Kick
Very rare2.6%Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Columbian Sugar Lord
Very rare2.4%Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Mattress Madness
Very rare2.4%Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Is that a goat?
Very rare2.3%Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
I am Bread
Very rare2.1%Are you bread?
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Very rare2.0%Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Neckbeard
Very rare1.9%Smell and look like one
I freaking love goats
Very rare1.9%Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Hat Simulator
Very rare1.8%Buy all hats
Goatta catch 'em all!
Very rare1.8%How do you catch goats?
Zombie slayer
Very rare1.7%Kill 20 zombies in one game
SteamWorld Goat
Very rare1.7%Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Better than Warlords of Dredmor
Very rare1.5%Reach level 101
An Unnecessary Journey
Very rare1.5%Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
The Cow Whisperer
Very rare1.3%Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
BFF
Very rare1.2%Lick a friend
The puke machine
Very rare1.1%Complete centrifuge event.
The Flapmaster
Very rare1.1%Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Butthurt
Very rare1.0%Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Le Voyage Dans la Lune.
Ultra rare0.9%A Trip to the Moon.
Fund this!
Ultra rare0.9%Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Goat Theft Auto
Ultra rare0.9%Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Boat ride
Ultra rare0.8%Enjoy your trip
Hoarder
Ultra rare0.8%Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Suppress the Suppressor
Ultra rare0.8%Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Rocket League
Ultra rare0.8%Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Gather $1000000
Ultra rare0.7%I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Sweet collection!
Ultra rare0.7%Find 10 trophies.
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Ultra rare0.7%Run wild with the podracer.
Old Goat
Ultra rare0.7%OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Camel Cavalry
Ultra rare0.7%Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Captain industry
Ultra rare0.7%Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Fifty Shades of NPC
Ultra rare0.7%Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Spend money to make money
Ultra rare0.6%Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Ready for the grill
Ultra rare0.6%Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Ultra rare0.6%Visit the badehaus.
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Ultra rare0.6%Headbutt all alien eggs.
Wheel Goat
Ultra rare0.6%Unlock the wheel of time mutator
That's Fedorable
Ultra rare0.5%Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Wow is that a limited edition?
Ultra rare0.5%Find 20 trophies.
Masterchef
Ultra rare0.5%Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Miner inconvenience
Ultra rare0.5%Destroy 100 asteroids.
Gravity Goat
Ultra rare0.5%Unlock the gravity goat mutator
The Charter Trip
Ultra rare0.5%Visit all zones on the MMO level
Survive for your life
Ultra rare0.5%Survive 10 days
Jörgen
Ultra rare0.5%Jörgen.
Too much fun
Ultra rare0.4%Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Excalitgoat
Ultra rare0.4%Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Not again...
Ultra rare0.4%Get deviously trapped again
The Icelandic Experience
Ultra rare0.4%It never erupts when you want it to.
Itsamee!
Ultra rare0.4%Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Bounce it!
Ultra rare0.3%Enable the hydraulic cars.
Voluntary QA
Ultra rare0.3%Trash the server room
Elfstreet Boys
Ultra rare0.3%Baa with the choir
Retirement
Ultra rare0.3%Just finish that one LAST job.
Mermaid Goat
Ultra rare0.3%Unlock the mermaid mutator
Steal the show
Ultra rare0.3%Do a card trick at the magician
What’s the count?
Ultra rare0.3%Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Music Non Stop
Ultra rare0.3%Jump on the launchpad
Testaholic
Ultra rare0.3%Complete test chambers.
GoatBall
Ultra rare0.2%Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Big in japan
Ultra rare0.2%Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Hang tight
Ultra rare0.2%Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Goatfellas
Ultra rare0.2%Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Goatipede
Ultra rare0.2%Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
I Am Goat
Ultra rare0.2%Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Don't starve
Ultra rare0.1%Eat 50 food items in one game
Look at it go!
Ultra rare0.1%Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
The Big Score
Ultra rare0.1%Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
The Song of my People
Ultra rare0.1%Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Use the sword, goat
Ultra rare0.1%Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Warm bath
Ultra rare0.1%Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
I wanna be a baahlionaire
Ultra rare0.1%Gather $1000000
Love or Hate?
Ultra rare0.1%Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
My little brony
Ultra rare0.1%Find all the pony horses.
You raise me up!
Ultra rare0.1%Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Plentiful masquerade
Ultra rare0.1%Wear 30 masks at once.
Goat from above
Ultra rare0.1%Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Splishy splashy
Ultra rare0.1%Visit the badehaus.
The goa'th amendment
Ultra rare0.1%Craft all the weapons in one game
Dastardly
Ultra rare0.1%Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Shattered dreams
Ultra rare0.1%Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
A new challenger has appeared
Ultra rare0.1%Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Survivalist
Ultra rare0.1%Craft all items in one game
The alien or the egg?
Ultra rare0.1%Headbutt all alien eggs
The world is your canvas
Ultra rare0.1%Tag 10 walls.
Bacon marauder
Ultra rare0.0%Shoot down 30 police ships.
Be not afreight
Ultra rare0.0%Destroy all freighters.
NERD!
Ultra rare0.0%Find all trophies in Space.
Ruler of the seven skies
Ultra rare0.0%Blow up all pirate ships.
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