Graveyard Keeper

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.

Buried 10 bodies.

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?

It belongs in the church.

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!

Fixed the bridge to the swamp. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

Made a gold-star dinner.

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

They should be satisfied. At least for now.

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.

Upgraded the church.

Upgraded the church for the second time.

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.

There can be only one.

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.

Dungeon level 5 cleared!

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Buried your first body.

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.

Dungeon level 10 cleared!

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.

Buried 50 bodies.

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!

Start Euric's treatment.

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!

Made a gold-star wine.

Made a gold-star wine.

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".