Negative Nancy

Amnesia badge

Very common82.1%

Fashionable and compulsory... what's not to love?

Important book

Common61.6%

If you bought this book, that means that you are very intelligent.

TennisRacket

Common52.3%

Offers solid feel and stability while still light enough to quickly protect your face.

Employee of the Decade

Common48.7%

Does not come with an increase in pay.

X-rays

Uncommon37.5%

The 'No' centre of the hippocampus is clearly damaged.

Ankle bracelet

Uncommon35.8%

Unfortunately, you're still allowed within 200 meters of a MegaMart.

Photocopier

Uncommon34.2%

"Worth stealing for— paper jam? Again!?"

Mind opening crystal

Uncommon32.2%

Opens minds, wallets and skulls.

Creator bracelets

Uncommon31.0%

He can take many forms... including the wrong one.

Cheesy Laptop

Uncommon30.3%

Excess cheddar voids the warranty.

Potted cactus

Uncommon28.8%

But where was she going without ever knowing the way?

Fake degree

Uncommon28.0%

Nobody checks these things... right?

Influencer's phone

Uncommon26.8%

It's just a prank, bro!' is not a valid legal defence.

Fake moustache

Uncommon24.8%

Would someone with a moustache lie to you?

Porcelein possum

Uncommon24.1%

You listened to facts about Possums. You must love them very much!

Megaphone

Uncommon23.5%

Heightens the users volume <i>AND</i> credibility!

Possum

Uncommon23.4%

Naww, look at his beady little eyes! His twitchy little nose! His frothy little mouth...

A million bucks

Uncommon23.1%

Tasteful briefcase for when you absolutely must onshore dark money.

Podcast microphone

Uncommon23.0%

So high fidelity, it's like there's a boss right there in the room with you!

Diana

Uncommon21.7%

She eats better than you, probably.

Memorial portrait

Uncommon21.6%

Died doing what she loved: Enjoying her favourite influencer.

Ball and chain

Uncommon21.2%

Worth it...?

Nuclear football

Uncommon20.0%

Who needs policies anyway?

Reminder

Uncommon19.6%

Disagreehab isn't usually this effective...

Bestie's ribbon

Uncommon18.8%

Only just falls within the MegaMart allowance for self-expression.

Kitchen Knife

Uncommon18.7%

Extremely well used... just not for cooking.

Filthy bucket

Uncommon17.6%

Emptied one a month, washed once a year.

Influencer's Necklace

Uncommon16.7%

Solid gold, just like his content.

Rose

Uncommon14.5%

The heart wants what it wants.

Torch

Uncommon13.6%

The batteries always last until they're needed.

Waifu-Chan Poster

Uncommon11.3%

Designed to appeal to those who don't.

Trucker Hat

Uncommon10.8%

Ayup. That's a hat.

Muzzle

Rare8.9%

Go ahead, ask him for leave. He won't bite... probably.