Selaco

Reporting for duty!

Very common88.2%

Suit up

Safe Heaven

Common43.9%

Unlock your first Safe Room

Marathon Runner

Uncommon34.2%

Take 15,000 steps in a single Campaign save

Pub Brawl

Uncommon31.5%

Start an argument at The Broken Seal

Humanity's Second Chance

Uncommon26.9%

Reach the streets

Homecoming

Uncommon22.6%

Visit Dawn's home

Paper Forever

Uncommon20.8%

Fight through the Liancria Office Complex

Sharp Shooter

Uncommon18.2%

Land a Headshot Kill from at least 70 meters away

Buddy System

Uncommon16.4%

Buddy-up with Jonathan

Death Incarnate

Uncommon15.7%

Kill 1,000 Enemies

Myth, busted!

Uncommon15.5%

Cause a toilet to explode without using explosives

Mozzarella Miracle!

Uncommon10.2%

Get very lucky by finding a full box of pizza

Unionize!

Rare7.3%

Get 100 Minimum-Wagers in Burger Flipper

Daily Bonus

Rare6.1%

Claim a free daily drink at the Mall

Sharp and Shiny

Rare5.6%

Obtain all upgrades for a single weapon

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Very rare4.2%

Trigger a Trash Tornado

DPS LFG

Very rare3.7%

Obtain 1200 DPS at the Shooting Range in Punching Bag mode

Crime Averted

Very rare3.6%

Save a fish from suffocation

Little Plushy Man

Very rare3.1%

Safely return Wilson the Bear to Dawn's home

Save the World, bro!

Very rare3.0%

Reach Level 10 in SPACE BRO

AFK

Very rare2.9%

Spend 1 hour inside a 'Xen Wellness Center' sauna without interruption

Humiliation!

Very rare2.6%

Defeat a Juggernaut with your fists

Gwyn Simp

Very rare2.5%

Spend at least 5000 Selver in a single Gwyn Machine session

NotEvenRemotelyFair.WAD

Very rare2.5%

Die within 5 seconds of starting a game on Selaco Must Fall difficulty

Overkill

Very rare1.5%

Kill an enemy with your Fists while having a Bunny Hopper, Protein Shake and Confidence Booster active

Embrace The Chaos

Ultra rare0.8%

Complete Chapter 1 in Special Campaign