Journey to the Savage Planet

Colonizer

Very common100.0%

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?

He Slimed Me

Very common100.0%

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

Phone Home

Very common87.7%

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

Aaaaaaand we're back

Very common78.4%

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

Flippin' the bird

Very common76.0%

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

I Feel The Same. I Think?

Very common74.7%

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

Return To Sender

Common63.1%

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!

I Want To Go Home. Eventually.

Common47.7%

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

Cragclaw Defeated

Common45.9%

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?

Uncommon37.1%

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

Don't Cross the Streams

Uncommon35.2%

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

A Little Help, Please

Uncommon30.9%

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated

Uncommon27.8%

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

It's Not In The Game

Uncommon25.3%

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

Little Shop of Horrors

Uncommon24.1%

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

Ambidextrous

Uncommon23.7%

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass

Uncommon20.6%

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

Open Sesame

Uncommon18.3%

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

For Science!

Uncommon17.3%

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

Teratomo Defeated

Uncommon16.0%

Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

Teratomo? Teratomo!

Uncommon15.9%

Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.

Uncommon14.7%

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

Deleted But Not Forgotten

Uncommon13.9%

Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

Build It Up

Uncommon11.6%

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

Cannibals

Rare9.6%

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

Au-revoir Gopher!

Rare9.5%

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

That's all people really want to do...

Rare7.4%

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie

Rare6.7%

Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

Home At Last

Rare6.6%

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

Your Friendly Neighbourhood...

Rare6.2%

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

Pinball Wizard

Rare5.3%

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

Turdball Wizard

Very rare3.9%

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous

Very rare3.7%

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

The $600 Man

Very rare3.5%

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

The Answer is 42

Very rare3.3%

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

Who Is Teratomo?

Very rare3.3%

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

Zoologist

Very rare3.1%

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

Botanist

Very rare2.7%

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...

Very rare1.5%

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

No Refunds

Very rare1.0%

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

Screw This Noise

Ultra rare0.9%

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

Part of a Complete Breakfast

Ultra rare0.9%

Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...

Shocking

Ultra rare0.9%

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

Kronus: Unplugged

Ultra rare0.9%

Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1

Power Underwhelming

Ultra rare0.8%

Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1

Coastal Postal

Ultra rare0.6%

Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1

Jewel of the Bargain Bin

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex

I Come in Peace

Ultra rare0.4%

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

Walking On Air

Ultra rare0.2%

Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground

Old Game Alliance

Ultra rare0.1%

Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.

Old Game Master

Ultra rare0.1%

Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.