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Her Majesty's SPIFFING

Achievement guide · roadmap · tracker

Her Majesty's Spiffing is a quaint graphic adventure game following the exploits of Captain Frank Lee English and his trusted regional accented colleague, Aled, as they travel through the cosmos in search of planets to claim for a new Galactic British Empire!

Point-and-click Puzzle Strategy Adventure Indie Science fiction Comedy
2016 ★ 76 28 achievements Guide 0%
28 achievements
One small step…

One small step…

Commence your mission on board the HMSS Imperialise!

Leg breaker

Leg breaker

Crush a table top football player

Don't show me this tip again

Don't show me this tip again

Locate the paperclip

The Gravity Simulation Switch

The Gravity Simulation Switch

Examine the Gravity Simulation Switch

I can't believe you've done this!

I can't believe you've done this!

Wake up Sub Lieutenant Jones

What a thrill

What a thrill

Use the ladder like a boss

Master of Unlocking Achievements

Master of Unlocking Achievements

Save game progress using the typewriter

Cringer

Cringer

Summon the Power of Greyskull to distract Antoine and Pierre

Lullabies to paralyze

Lullabies to paralyze

Put frogs to sleep

That's all we could afford

That's all we could afford

Complete Her Majesty's SPIFFING: The Empire Staggers Back

Damn you all!

Maybe it was earth all along?

She's behind you!

She's behind you!

Find the replacement motor

Nailed It

Fail to catch a frog even when they are asleep

While simultaneously locked

Observe Schrödinger's cat both alive and dead

Every Breath You Take

Every Breath You Take

Look intently at Sub Lieutenant Jones

Sharing is caring

Sharing is caring

Give Sub Lieutenant Jones English's tea

Bring me my detonators!

Bring me my detonators!

Talk to G.E.R.T.E.A. about British villains

Cheese sir, I want some more

Cheese sir, I want some more

Acquire a second block of cheese

+1 Geology

+1 Geology

Examine all the rocks on the planet surface

Cardio, bruh

Cardio, bruh

Break a sweat when using the treadmill

Premium Engineering

Premium Engineering

Locate the French camp while driving the Beagle Two Too

One can never be too careful

One can never be too careful

Ensure no one can erase the driver

Call Autoglass!

Call Autoglass!

Crash into ejected fuel cell when at the controls of the HMSS Imperialise

Inconceivable

Inconceivable

Attempt to mix washing up liquid and tea

Bubbles!

Bubbles!

Place washing liquid inside washing machine before it's activated

Damn You All!

Damn You All!

#NailedIt

#NailedIt

…and simultaneously locked

…and simultaneously locked

Observe Schrödinger's cat both alive and dead

Breakdown

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Missables
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Multiplayer
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Glitches
No known glitches

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