Her Majesty's SPIFFING
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Her Majesty's Spiffing is a quaint graphic adventure game following the exploits of Captain Frank Lee English and his trusted regional accented colleague, Aled, as they travel through the cosmos in search of planets to claim for a new Galactic British Empire!
One small step…
Very common92.9%Commence your mission on board the HMSS Imperialise!
Leg breaker
Very common80.9%Crush a table top football player
Don't show me this tip again
Very common78.6%Locate the paperclip
The Gravity Simulation Switch
Very common77.8%Examine the Gravity Simulation Switch
I can't believe you've done this!
Very common75.2%Wake up Sub Lieutenant Jones
What a thrill
Very common74.5%Use the ladder like a boss
Master of Unlocking Achievements
Common69.1%Save game progress using the typewriter
Cringer
Common69.1%Summon the Power of Greyskull to distract Antoine and Pierre
Lullabies to paralyze
Common66.1%Soothe a group of frogs to sleep
That's all we could afford
Common62.6%Complete Her Majesty's SPIFFING: The Empire Staggers Back
Damn you all!
Common57.4%Maybe it was earth all along?
She's behind you!
Common56.9%Find a replacement motor, when asked
While simultaneously locked
Common55.9%Observe Schrödinger's cat both alive and dead
Every Breath You Take
Common55.5%Look intently at Sub Lieutenant Jones
Sharing is caring
Common54.7%Give Sub Lieutenant Jones English's tea
Bring me my detonators!
Common53.7%Talk to G.E.R.T.E.A. about British villains
Cheese sir, I want some more
Common51.1%Acquire a second block of cheese
+1 Geology
Common50.9%Examine all the rocks on the planet surface
Cardio, bruh
Common50.5%Break a sweat when using the treadmill
Premium Engineering
Common50.2%Locate the French camp while driving the Beagle Two Too
One can never be too careful
Common49.3%Ensure no one can erase the driver
Call Autoglass!
Common49.2%Crash into ejected fuel cell when at the controls of the HMSS Imperialise
Inconceivable
Common47.9%Attempt to mix washing up liquid and tea
Bubbles!
Common46.4%Place washing liquid inside washing machine before it's activated
Nailed It
Uncommon30.8%Fail to catch a frog even when they are asleep
…and simultaneously locked
Uncommon25.3%Observe Schrödinger's cat both alive and dead
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