Jalopy
Achievement guide · roadmap · tracker
Set during the fall of the Eastern Bloc,travel through each of the socialist fraternal states while maintaining a spluttering 2-stroke car. Jalopy looks to replicate the wild yet philosophical voice of the road found in the great literary experiences such as Robert M. Pirsig's Zen & the Art of Motorcycle.
I’ll be able to buff this out no problem!
CommonThe car should be fine, it's tough and durably.
Rite of Passage
CommonWhat a lovely day for a stroll
State Denial, August 1989
CommonYou made it to the German border, the first leg of your journey is complete
Opportunity Plans, November 1989
UncommonYou made it to the CSFR border checkpoint, still a long way to go on this journey
Barrier, July 1961
RareYou reached the Hungarian border, you are halfway through your journey
Goodbye
RareA sad goodbye after a long journey
Garbage Cannot
RareThievery will get you no where fast
Censorship, July 1977
RareYou made it to the Yugoslavian border, on to the final stretch of your journey
Hear Me Roar
RareNot sure if we can repair this one
Time, November 1989
RareYou made it through the tough terrain of Bulgaria, 1 more stretch remains
Explorer
LegendaryYou managed to break you Laika in and drove for 10,000 KM
GDR
LegendaryThe East-German economy thanks you for your contributions
CSFR
LegendaryThe people of CSFR thank you for helping with the local economy
Bootlegger
LegendaryThe guards never suspected a thing
Voyager
LegendaryKeep that clock ticking over, you have driven over 50,000 KM
Grand Tourer
Legendaryyou have driven over 100,000 KM. Keep on touring.
Hungary
LegendaryThe Hungarian populace are grateful for your continued business
Yugoslavia
LegendaryThe people of Yugoslavia welcome the increase in trade
Bulgaria
LegendaryBulgaria is thankful for your continued support of their economy
It's a Classic
LegendaryYour Laika is officially a classic. Is this the start of a new beginning or the end of an era
Turkey
LegendaryTurkey appreciates your support in strengthening the local economy
Proud Owner
LegendaryShining brighter than the brightest star in the sky, oh sweet Laika of mine
There, and back again.
LegendaryA very long trip, but so worth it
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