Dick Wilde

Gator Chunks Are The Best Chunks!

Common46.8%

Kill 100 Alligators

Going For My Throat Won't Help You!

Uncommon30.4%

Kill 100 Piranhas

Momma Told Me Spitting Was Bad Manners!

Uncommon18.9%

Kill 100 Spitter Fish

Never Been Keen On Gator Wrestling...

Uncommon15.5%

Kill 500 Alligators

I've Got A Great Eeling About This!

Uncommon14.4%

Kill 100 Electric Eel

Toxic But Tasty!

Uncommon13.7%

Kill 100 Dragonflies

They Are So Much Prettier In Pieces!

Uncommon13.5%

Kill 100 Hammerhead Sharks

These Birds Won't Be Singing Again!

Rare9.5%

Kill 100 Birds

Piranha Steak Is My Favorite Dish!

Rare8.2%

Kill 500 Piranhas

They Peek, They Die!

Rare6.1%

Kill all Electric Eel on a Normal difficulty level

Two Seconds In Air Is Enough To Die!

Rare6.1%

Kill all Spitter Fish on a Normal difficulty level

Can't Be Bothered To Dodge 'Em!

Rare6.0%

Kill all Swordfish on a Normal difficulty level

Sharp Aimer

Rare6.0%

Kill all Dragonflies on a Normal difficulty level

The Birds Went Missing In Action!

Rare6.0%

Kill all Birds on a Normal difficulty level

They Didn't Even Get Close!

Rare6.0%

Kill all Piranhas on a Normal difficulty level

It Was A Turtle All Along!

Rare5.7%

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Normal Difficulty

These Leather Tanks Had It Coming!

Rare5.7%

Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Normal difficulty

I Like Sword Fights!

Very rare4.5%

Kill 100 Swordfish

Hope You Enjoyed Your Last Jump!

Very rare4.0%

Kill 500 Spitter Fish

Sneaking Doesn't Work On Dick!

Very rare2.8%

Kill 500 Hammerhead Sharks

Hard To Hit, Easy To Hate

Very rare2.7%

Kill 500 Dragonflies

Never Believed In Experimental Eeling...

Very rare2.7%

Kill 500 Electric Eel

Was That A Bird Singing, Or Exploding?

Very rare2.2%

Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level

Hey Birds, Bring Your Friends Too!

Very rare2.0%

Kill 500 Birds

A Hundred Sharks Went To A Bar...

Very rare1.9%

Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Normal difficulty

Begone, Beach Turtle!

Very rare1.9%

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Normal Difficulty

1000 Pounds Of Gator, Not An Ounce Of Brain!

Very rare1.7%

Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Hard difficulty

A Lot Of Close Calls!

Very rare1.7%

Kill all Swordfish on a Hard difficulty level

I Can Give You Some Crap Too!

Very rare1.7%

Kill all Birds on a Hard difficulty level

It's Time For Some Turtle Soup!

Very rare1.7%

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Hard Difficulty

Never Try Eel Steaks. Shockingly Bad Experience!

Very rare1.7%

Kill all Electric Eel on a Hard difficulty level

Not Even Close, Suckers!

Very rare1.7%

Kill all Spitter Fish on a Hard difficulty level

Stay In The Water Or Become Piranha Chunks!

Very rare1.7%

Kill all Piranhas on a Hard difficulty level

Throw A Plague Party At Me!

Very rare1.7%

Kill all Dragonflies on a Hard difficulty level

See You Later, Dead Gator!

Very rare1.2%

Kill 5000 Alligators

Cold Hearted Bastard!

Very rare1.1%

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Normal Difficulty

Do I Look Like a Baby To You?

Very rare1.1%

Complete a Normal difficulty level without picking any Health crates

Damn Annoyances To You, Mild Challenges For Me!

Ultra rare0.9%

Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

Happy Trigger Fingers!

Ultra rare0.9%

Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

I Could Stand Here Forever!

Ultra rare0.9%

Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

I Kinda Like When They Shoot Back!

Ultra rare0.9%

Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

Never Heard Eel As Noisy As These!

Ultra rare0.9%

Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North onl Normal difficulty

Tell Your Friends! Wait...

Ultra rare0.9%

Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

They Give Me Crap, But I'm Not Taking Any!

Ultra rare0.9%

Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level

Do You Like The Way I Move?

Ultra rare0.8%

Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level

Easy Peasy!

Ultra rare0.8%

Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level without taking damage

These Swords Could Use Some Sharpening!

Ultra rare0.8%

Kill 500 Swordfish

Wish I Could Eat Just As Many!

Ultra rare0.8%

Kill 5000 Piranhas

How Did You Get Up Here?

Ultra rare0.7%

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Hard Difficulty

I Am The Only Real Predator Here!

Ultra rare0.7%

Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Hard difficulty

I Get It. You Like Beaches Too...

Ultra rare0.7%

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Hard Difficulty

I'm Just Too Fast For Ya!

Ultra rare0.7%

Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level without taking damage

Make The Swamp Great Again!

Ultra rare0.7%

Complete all waves in the Swamp on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

Are We Done Giving Each Other Crap Yet?!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Birds on a Hardcore difficulty level

Duck, and Cover!

Ultra rare0.6%

Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level

Electricity Does Not Belong Near Water!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

Fly, Fly, Explode And Die!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

Gatorpocalypse? Nah, That Sounds Silly...

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Hardcore difficulty

Handcrafted Firearms Beat Any Sword!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

Hardcore Insects Require Hardcore Firepower!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Dragonflies on a Hardcore difficulty level

Hardcore Piranhas? Hardcore Solutions!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Piranhas on a Hardcore difficulty level

How's This For A Resistor!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Electric Eel on a Hardcore difficulty level

I Can Dodge, You Can't!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

Impale This!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Swordfish on a Hardcore difficulty level

Many Is Never Too Many For Dick!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

My Swamp! Mine!

Ultra rare0.6%

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Hardcore Difficulty

Point And Click!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

Shotgun & Shield Completionist

Ultra rare0.6%

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield

There Weren't Fish Like This When I Was A Kid!

Ultra rare0.6%

Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

All of You, Get Out Of My Swamp!

Ultra rare0.5%

Complete all waves in the Swamp on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

I Love The Way You Die!

Ultra rare0.5%

Kill 5000 Hammerhead Sharks

Nail Gun Completionist

Ultra rare0.5%

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Nail Guns

Revolver Elite II

Ultra rare0.5%

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Revolvers

Shotgun & Shield Elite

Ultra rare0.5%

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield

The Amount Of Shirts I've Had To Change...

Ultra rare0.5%

Kill 5000 Spitter Fish

These Birds Ain't Got Crap On Me!

Ultra rare0.5%

Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level

Zero Time For Bandages!

Ultra rare0.5%

Complete a Hard difficulty level without picking any Health crates

An Express Ticket Back To Extinction!

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Hardcore difficulty levels

Delicious Smell Of Exploded Piranhas!

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

Do I Look Like I Care?!

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete a Hardcore difficulty level without picking any Health crates

Dragonfly, Dragondie!

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill 5000 Dragonflies

Electric Bow Elite II

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Electric Bow

Featherstorm With A Hint Of Gore!

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

Fireworks Of Gore Is A Welcome Sight!

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher

Hardcore Dancing!

Ultra rare0.4%

Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level without taking damage

Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite II

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle

I'm Just Out Here Dodging Bullets!

Ultra rare0.4%

Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level

I'm Shockingly Good At This!

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill 5000 Electric Eel

I Prefer Shooty Blasty Things!

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty without picking any Health crates

My Sword Is Bigger Than Yours!

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

Nail Gun Elite II

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Nail Guns

Not A Single One Can Escape My Sight!

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

Paintball Gun Elite II

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Paintball Guns

Pool Is Closed!

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Hardcore difficulty

Revolver Completionist

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Revolvers

Revolver Elite

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Revolvers

Revolver Elite III

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Revolvers

Shotgun & Shield Elite II

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Shotgun & Shield

Shotgun & Shield Elite III

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield

So This Is Where It Started...

Ultra rare0.4%

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Hardcore Difficulty

That's A Whole Lot Of Feathers!

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill 5000 Birds

The Beach Is As Calm As It Should Be!

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

They Just Want To Give Me A Hug You Say?

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

They Never Seize To Catch Me By Surprise!

Ultra rare0.4%

Kill 5000 Swordfish

Time To Go Ice Fishing Again!

Ultra rare0.4%

Complete all waves in the North on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

Undead + Dead = Superdead!

Ultra rare0.4%

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Hardcore Difficulty

Electric Bow Completionist

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Electric Bow

Electric Bow Elite

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Electric Bow

Electric Bow Elite III

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Electric Bow

Electric Bow Master

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Electric Bow

Epic Gold Shower!

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on all difficulties

Gold To The Teeth!

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

Gotta Hit 'Em All!

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill all Golden Carps on a Hardcore difficulty level

Grenade & Missile Launcher Completionist

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher

Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite II

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Grenade & Missile Launcher

Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite III

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher

Grenade & Missile Launcher Master

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher

Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Completionist

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle

Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle

Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite III

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle

Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Master

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle

Have A Taste of This and That!

Ultra rare0.3%

Defeat the Turtle Boss on Normal Difficulty with all weapons

I Always Preferred Herbivores!

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill 500 Mosasaurs

I Like The Golden Ones!

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill all Golden Carps on a Normal difficulty level

I'm Sure The Pirates Appreciate My Work Here

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

I Only Like Hardcore The Hardcore Way!

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty without picking any Health crates

I Take Great Pride In Doing My Job!

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all waves in the Swamp on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

It's Like A Dino Conference Out Here!

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill 5000 Mosasaurs

I've Got The Gold Fever!

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill all Golden Carps on a Hard difficulty level

Keep 'Em Coming!

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

Look! Prehistoric Gore!

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Hard difficulty levels

Nail Gun Elite

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Nail Guns

Nail Gun Elite III

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Nail Guns

Nail Gun Master

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Nail Guns

Paintball Gun Completionist

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns

Paintball Gun Elite

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns

Paintball Gun Elite III

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns

Paintball Gun Master

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns

Revolver Master

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Revolvers

Shotgun & Shield Master

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield

So That's What A Red Beach Looks Like!

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

Super Turtle Buffet!

Ultra rare0.3%

Defeat the Turtle Boss on Hardcore Difficulty with all weapons

Taste The Industrial Revolution!

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Normal difficulty levels

The Guy In The Tower Must Have Enjoyed The Show!

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all waves in the North on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

The Island Is Safe, For Now...

Ultra rare0.3%

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on all difficulties

There's a Tool For Everything!

Ultra rare0.3%

Defeat the Turtle Boss on Hard Difficulty with all weapons

They Said It Wouldn't Be Possible...

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete all waves in the North on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

They Taste Like They Expired Ages Ago!

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill 100 Mosasaurs

Wanna See My Carp Collection?

Ultra rare0.3%

Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

Wounds? Never Heard of 'Em!

Ultra rare0.3%

Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty without picking any Health crates