Journey To The Savage Planet: Employee Of The Month
interactive achievement guide, roadmap & tracker

Colonizer

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?

79.3% Common

79.3% Common

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?

He Slimed Me

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

71.7% Common

71.7% Common

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

Phone Home

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

58.9% Common

58.9% Common

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

I Feel The Same. I Think?

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

51.5% Common

51.5% Common

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

Flippin' the bird

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

49.1% Common

49.1% Common

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

Aaaaaaand we're back

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

47.9% Common

47.9% Common

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

Return To Sender

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!

40.2% Common

40.2% Common

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!

I Want To Go Home. Eventually.

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

32.1% Uncommon

32.1% Uncommon

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

Cragclaw Defeated

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

31.0% Uncommon

31.0% Uncommon

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

20.9% Uncommon

20.9% Uncommon

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

Little Shop of Horrors

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

19.9% Uncommon

19.9% Uncommon

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

19.7% Uncommon

19.7% Uncommon

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

Don't Cross the Streams

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

19.2% Uncommon

19.2% Uncommon

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

Ambidextrous

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

16.4% Uncommon

16.4% Uncommon

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

A Little Help, Please

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

15.2% Uncommon

15.2% Uncommon

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

It's Not In The Game

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

15.1% Uncommon

15.1% Uncommon

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

For Science!

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

13.5% Uncommon

13.5% Uncommon

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

Open Sesame

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

12.6% Uncommon

12.6% Uncommon

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Teratomo Defeated

Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

11.8% Uncommon

11.8% Uncommon

Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

Teratomo? Teratomo!

Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

11.8% Uncommon

11.8% Uncommon

Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

11.7% Uncommon

11.7% Uncommon

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

Au-revoir Gopher!

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

10.6% Uncommon

10.6% Uncommon

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Deleted But Not Forgotten

Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

10.3% Uncommon

10.3% Uncommon

Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

Build It Up

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

9.6% Rare

9.6% Rare

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

7.4% Rare

7.4% Rare

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

Kronus: Unplugged

Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1

6.7% Rare

6.7% Rare

Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1

Your Friendly Neighbourhood...

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

6.6% Rare

6.6% Rare

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

Home At Last

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

5.5% Rare

5.5% Rare

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

Part of a Complete Breakfast

Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...

5.3% Rare

5.3% Rare

Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...

Power Underwhelming

Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1

5.3% Rare

5.3% Rare

Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1

Pinball Wizard

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

4.7% Rare

4.7% Rare

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie

Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

3.8% Rare

3.8% Rare

Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

Cannibals

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

3.5% Rare

3.5% Rare

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

3.4% Rare

3.4% Rare

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

The $600 Man

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

3.3% Rare

3.3% Rare

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

Coastal Postal

Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1

2.9% Rare

2.9% Rare

Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1

The Answer is 42

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

2.8% Rare

2.8% Rare

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

Who Is Teratomo?

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

2.8% Rare

2.8% Rare

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

That's all people really want to do...

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

2.6% Rare

2.6% Rare

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

Zoologist

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

2.4% Rare

2.4% Rare

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

Botanist

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

2.2% Rare

2.2% Rare

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

Jewel of the Bargain Bin

Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex

1.9% Rare

1.9% Rare

Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex

Turdball Wizard

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

1.4% Rare

1.4% Rare

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

Screw This Noise

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

1.1% Rare

1.1% Rare

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

No Refunds

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

0.9% Legendary

0.9% Legendary

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

Shocking

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

0.8% Legendary

0.8% Legendary

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

0.7% Legendary

0.7% Legendary

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

Walking On Air

Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground

0.7% Legendary

0.7% Legendary

Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground

I Come in Peace

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

0.4% Legendary

0.4% Legendary

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

Old Game Master

Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.

0.4% Legendary

0.4% Legendary

Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.

Old Game Alliance

Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.

0.3% Legendary

0.3% Legendary

Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.