Coffin Dodgers
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Coffin Dodgers sees you take on the role of saving one of seven quirky retirement village residents, each racing for their soul in "pimped up" mobility scooters against none other than the Grim Reaper himself. Our old heroes are armed with a variety of homemade weapons and gadgets to take on anything the Grim Reaper and his Zombie army may throw at them. Can you survive the retirement village? Players must battle it out against The Grim Reaper and other competitors over a 13 race Championship, where only the most skilled racer will survive. There are 4 distinct areas within the Sunny Pines Retirement Community, each featuring it's own mini tournament in which your rank against other competitors will ensure you progress to the next stage; however finish bottom of the pile and the Reaper gets to take your soul. The final race takes place over each of the 4 areas in a straight shoot to between you and the Grim Reaper. As the game progresses the game environment becomes more and more apocalyptic as Grim's shadow slowly engulfs Sunny Pines. Look out for Grim's retinue of fiendish friends as they try and halt your progress. Coffin Dodgers sees you take on the role of saving 1 of 7 old retirees, each racing for their soul on "pimped up" mobility scooters against the Grim Reaper and his Zombie army. Armed with a variety of homemade weapons, battle through 13 unique tracks! Can you survive the retirement village?
GrimAced
Common65.7%Win your first race, proving that old people everywhere actually can drive at a moderate pace.
Gone In Many Seconds
Common49.2%Boost without hurtling far off course and crashing too horribly into the scenery 20 times.
My Kart Is Augmented
Common40.6%Buy an upgrade. Good thing you old types like a bit of DIY, eh?
During The War...
Uncommon39.6%Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.
Am I Missing An Eyebrow?
Uncommon34.2%Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket, causing mass havoc and outcry from the Royal Aeronautical Society.
We Can Rebuild Him
Uncommon31.4%Fully upgrade a single kart aspect, putting the younger generation and their custom cars to shame with your far superior experience in craftsmanship. And less body kits.
Batteries not Included
Uncommon29.7%Get taken out by a UFO laser, more than a close encounter.
Slick Moves Like Jagger
Uncommon28.5%Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil, making you no better than the young’ins who litter, you hypocrite.
Technophobic
Uncommon27.7%Use an EMP 20 times successfully - who says old people can’t use technology? You do, apparently.
Death Defier
Uncommon25.8%Get gold in all races in the village, telling Grim he’s not having your soul tonight.
Sweep
Uncommon24.1%Get 1 Crazy Granddad item. You are cleaning up this town. Somebody has to. You’re just doing it really slowly.
Death Decider
Uncommon23.5%Get gold in all races in the showdown, winning your fate and telling Grim to stop harassing old people all over the world.
One Foot in the Grave
Uncommon23.4%Complete story mode.
Death Derider
Uncommon20.9%Get gold in all races in the town, insulting Grim’s efficiency by evading his grasp twice now.
Luckily My Shield Will Protect Me
Uncommon20.0%Successfully use a shield to block 20 horrible whippersnapper’s attacks against your innocent old self.
Death Despiser
Uncommon18.6%Get gold in all races in the farm, making Grim REALLY want your soul now.
Death Defiler
Uncommon18.1%Get gold in all races in the graveyard, ruining Grim’s happy place.
6 Feet Under
Uncommon16.1%Complete story mode as The Grim Reaper.
Million Dollar Granddad
Uncommon15.6%Fully upgrade your kart, showing your grandkids the money they could have had if they were nicer.
Paperboy The Hard Way
Uncommon15.3%Run over 5 bikers. We know that drivers hate them, but you’re in mobility scooters! That’s just nasty.
He Was A Skater Boy
Uncommon13.5%Keyword being was. Knock 5 skaters off the road.
Feeling Lucky?
Uncommon13.1%Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi. The world’s slowest police chase is going to star you, you criminal.
Silver Surfer
Rare9.4%Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.
Casting your net
Rare7.8%Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.
Worldly Wise Whiz
Rare5.2%Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.
Disco Driving
Very rare3.3%Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.
No rest for the wicked
Very rare3.2%Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.
A Quiet Night In
Very rare3.0%Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.
Jason goes to Sunny Pines
Very rare3.0%Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.
A Manic Monday
Very rare2.9%Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.
Over the hump
Very rare2.9%Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.
Tuesday’s child
Very rare2.9%Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.
Thor's Day
Very rare2.7%Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.
Double, double toil and trouble
Very rare2.6%Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.
Snatch me if you can
Very rare2.6%Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!
Christmas Truce?
Very rare2.0%Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.
Trick or Treat
Very rare2.0%Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.
You Old Romantic
Very rare2.0%Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.
Week Minded
Very rare2.0%You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..
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