Killer Chat! - Original Edition

Officially A Slaughterhouse Loser

Common61.1%

Finish your first playthrough of Killer Chat!

Call the Cops

Uncommon39.6%

Yeah, you're getting out of there.

Ronin's """Bad""" Ending

Uncommon29.0%

Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

Misaki's """Bad""" Ending

Uncommon18.2%

Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

Angel's """Bad""" Ending

Uncommon17.6%

Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

V's """Bad""" Ending

Uncommon14.5%

Fiiine, yes, this is actually a Traditional Good Ending since you like dating serial killers.

Plot Holes

Rare9.8%

Oops. That's on you for lying...

WELCOME TO OVERKILL!

Rare6.7%

Welcome back to the Slaughterhouse, loser! We've missed ya.

JAILBIRD WOES

Rare5.2%

Your serial killer boyfriend's bailing you out of jail. Isn't that crazy?

ACE TEN

Rare5.1%

What a cute name for a cute rat!

BIRTHDAY BOY

Rare5.1%

Happy birthday, Ronin!

WITH PIZZAZZ

Rare5.0%

Why is Ronin's snake a pizza topping?

IT'S A SHOWDOWN

Very rare4.9%

It's time to get smoked by wildfiresong.

ORGAN CONTROL

Very rare4.8%

Call animal... er, organ control? ... Yeah, 's not like anyone else is gonna use this... you might as well.

SURF'S UP!

Very rare4.5%

Time to die! Or not. Well. The fate of Luca's buddies are in your hands...

ANGEL'S BIGGEST FAN

Very rare4.3%

Yeah, so what if a girl wants to play dangerously on the ironic knife's edge?

HEART

Very rare4.3%

Apparently this had belonged to "The Skinner", once ago.

WILD DUCK CHASE

Very rare4.2%

If this doesn't win Vince over, you don't know what will.

A MENTORSHIP IN MAFIOSOING

Very rare4.1%

Somehow, you've helped V get out of his Mafia rut. Hopefully he puts what you've said to him in practice...

DUCK DAD

Very rare4.0%

This was the plan!

DUCK HUNTER

Very rare4.0%

Look atcha go, grabbing the Sunset Slasher's dreams. Good for you! Maybe he won't kill you after all.

RECIPE FOR DISASTER

Very rare4.0%

We love you, Ai Hua.

SIX-TWELVE JACKDAW

Very rare3.9%

A slushie and Misaki at Six-Twelve. Feels idyllic.

V'S GOAT CHILD

Very rare3.9%

He is with child.

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACCION...

Very rare3.8%

Angel can probably make it on her own, but that doesn't mean she can't have your helping hand.

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

Very rare3.8%

Congrats, y'did it. Luca's pals live to surf another day... for now.

CANON...?

Very rare3.7%

Hell yeah, it paid off! And you didn't even commission the kill!

DISPOSAL DATE

Very rare3.7%

Is there anything more romantic than cutting up a corpse with Valentin himself?

SPIRIT PARK

Very rare3.7%

Nothing could be more perfect.

FLOWERING EYES

Very rare3.6%

It's beautiful.

MAFIA TIME!

Very rare3.6%

You're doing it! Playing Mafia like all serials are supposed to.

MISAKI'S BIRTHDAY

Very rare3.6%

Happy birthday, Misaki!

POTTING HUMAN FLOWERS

Very rare3.6%

Murder can be pretty, too!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, V!

Very rare3.5%

Happy birthday, V!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGEL!

Very rare3.4%

Happy birthday, Angel!

CHANTEL ROWAN SUPERFAN!

Very rare3.2%

Your favorite serial killer's favorite... artist!

SEASONED MAFIOSO

Very rare3.2%

Win the Mafia game with V is for Vigilante. Good job to you, loser!

DRESS-UP DOLL

Very rare3.1%

It's just like playing with Barbies! Well. A serial killer Barbie.

MAVERICK OF DEATH

Very rare3.1%

Kill Luca during the Slaughterhouse's game of Mafia.

TALK OF THE TOWN

Very rare3.1%

Spreading rumours, spreading lies, spreadin' new serial names. Sure you're not a writer?

NO (P)UN!

Very rare3.0%

Misaki won the pun battle!

SINEWS

Very rare3.0%

Apparently this had belonged to one of Ronin's... art pieces, once ago.

WE LOVE ENDANGERING LIVES FOR THE MISAKI KISSY KISSY

Very rare3.0%

The danger is well worth it.

BLOODHOUND SHIPPER

Very rare2.8%

Yeah, yeah, we know what you are.

BUTCHER'S VERMIN

Very rare2.8%

You've witnessed The Butcher's vermin. How viscerally cute!

INTESTINES

Very rare2.8%

Apparently this had belonged to someone on... "Devil's Cradle". Or did it?

SERIAL KILLER PRIDE?!

Very rare2.8%

Happy Pride from the Slaughterhouse Losers!

GALLBLADDER

Very rare2.7%

Apparently this had belonged to a 'piece of shit'.

VINCE'S FAVORITE

Very rare2.6%

No way, you actually did it.

ASSASSIN ASSASSINATION!

Very rare2.5%

Kill Misaki during the Slaughterhouse's game of Mafia.

PART-TIME PR MANAGER

Very rare2.5%

Yay! If only you could add PR managing a serial killer to your resume...

TOWNIE SWEEP

Very rare2.4%

Lose your game of Mafia. You'll get 'em next time.

IF FOOD BE THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE, FEAST ON

Very rare2.3%

Is it a shock the oleander likes to feed?

PUSHING UP DAISIES

Very rare2.3%

Whoopsies. Luca's pals have kicked the bucket, and you're kinda at fault. Good for you...?

UH, MARIA CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW?

Very rare2.3%

Angel's self-preservation is not preserving.

YOU AREN'T FUNNY.

Very rare2.3%

Ha ha.

GRASS-FED CHERNOBYL COW MEAT

Very rare2.2%

All grand romances have to be Slightly Toxic for all occasions.

PWNING THE PUNMASTER :3

Very rare2.2%

You won the pun battle!

CANONISING HEADCANONS

Very rare2.1%

... Guess you really can shape a story, huh?

RIUSTUBE SENSATION

Very rare2.1%

You're a star! Well, Angel is. But it's a duo effort, this one.

DARKNET CONNOISSEUR

Very rare2.0%

Don't get so good at this you go running into another serial killer server. What're we gonna do without ya?

GEESE HUNTER

Very rare1.9%

Hunting geese? Not exactly the assignment, but you were never one to play by the rules

GOOSE DAD

Very rare1.9%

This was not the plan.

SEAGULL DAD

Very rare1.8%

This is basically you setting the plan on fire.

SEAGULL HUNTER

Very rare1.8%

God help you.

DEVILISH V

Very rare1.6%

V's extremely hot now. Add horns. You might just combust.

NO ORGANS FOR YOU!

Very rare1.6%

It's not like you wanted one anyway...

DEVIL'S BUTCHER FANTASY

Very rare1.5%

Yeah, those files on Ronin sound pretty gnarly.

BIRTHDAY BUDDIES!

Very rare1.3%

You share a birthday with Angel!

OH, THE HORROR!

Very rare1.3%

This poor goat is never going to live her name down!

SAVE A LIFE...?

Very rare1.3%

Happy Pride...?

TOXIC BACKUP PLANS

Very rare1.3%

Who plans Murder just in Case...? You, duh.

THAT'S FOR STEALING MY LUNCH

Very rare1.2%

Your coworkers are gonna get a real taste of their own Medicine!