Love Esquire

Amy Ambush!

Very common97.1%

You met Amy! Hardest achievement to get!

Get Back to Work!

Very common92.1%

You met Beatrice! Now get back to work, peasant!

Gobshite!

Very common92.0%

You met Vel! Don't call her a shrimp!

Hello, Nurse!

Very common89.9%

You met Giselle! Check-up time!

The Princess of Alkos

Very common89.8%

You met Kamala! Her gems are bountiful!

Time to Grind!

Very common89.7%

Start your first campaign

Wabba Lubba Dub Dub!

Very common83.7%

You met Pamu. Moist!

Magic Potion 69

Very common81.5%

You met Serena. Magical!

Sharing is Caring

Very common81.3%

You gave someone a gift! Sweet! Now just a hundred more to go.

The Big Boss

Very common80.9%

You met Boss. Cheers!

Best Support Ever

Very common74.9%

Heal Hugh when he's at max HP.

Sweet Sweet Vengeance

Very common74.2%

Defeat the Masterinq in campaign normal mode

NICE!

Very common70.8%

Killed 69 monsters in one playthrough... Nice!

Git Gud!

Common68.5%

Lose a campaign

Caerulian Pie

Common64.6%

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's first arc in one playthrough

A+ Squire!

Common63.4%

Perform well during one Hugh's monthly checks

Mega Sword Breakerrrrr!

Common63.1%

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Cheer

Weird Flex, but Okay!

Common62.8%

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Taunt

Neo Exodus Evangelic Heal

Common61.4%

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Heal

All Your Loot Belong to Us!

Common59.6%

Unleashed ultimate technique: Limit Break Loot

Big Bad Bork

Common58.7%

Defeat the Vagabork in campaign normal mode

Barrier Break

Common53.6%

Use loot to remove an enemy barrier

Meeting by Moonlight

Common53.0%

Celebrate Amy's birthday

Godly Damage

Common51.7%

Deal 200 damage to one monster in one attack (normal mode)

Was that really necessary?

Common49.7%

Use Cheer on just one monster. Talk about overkill.

For Caerulia!

Common49.4%

We won! Take that, Gegners!

Smooth Criminal

Common48.6%

Defeat Varetear in campaign normal mode

I'm sexy and I know it!

Common48.4%

Maximize your charisma (normal mode)

My Little Sister Can't be this Nosy!

Common47.3%

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's second arc in one playthrough

Godly Heals

Common46.7%

Heal Hugh for 60 HP in 1 turn (normal mode)

Squirely gains, bro!

Common46.5%

Maximize your strength (normal mode)

Clinical Research

Common46.4%

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's first arc in one playthrough

I am an intellectual — a freethinker!

Common46.0%

Maximize your intelligence (normal mode)

Boss Rush

Common45.3%

Finish the whole campaign in normal mode

Ocarina of Love

Common45.3%

Hey, listen! You've obtained the Ocarina of Love!

A New Challenger Appears!

Common44.9%

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's first arc in one playthrough

Godly Hands

Common44.7%

Loot 10000 gold in 1 turn (normal mode)

Caerulian Nights

Common42.7%

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's first arc in one playthrough

A Princess And Her People

Common41.2%

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's first arc in one playthrough

Lady of the Lake: Amy

Common41.2%

Choose Amy for Lady of the Lake

Here Comes the Money!

Uncommon38.5%

Spend a total of 2000 gold at Serena's Shop in one playthrough

Open The Gates!

Uncommon35.1%

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's second arc in one playthrough

The TRUE Final boss

Uncommon34.2%

Find out Boss's real name

Letters from Home

Uncommon32.5%

Celebrate Kamala's birthday

Moist!

Uncommon32.4%

Let the lustpocalypse, begin!

Speed Dating

Uncommon31.8%

Beat the game in three months. Whoa! That speed!

Jumpin' Lady of the Lake Fish!

Uncommon31.3%

Obtain the rare item: Lady of the Lake Fish

A Mysterious Bottle

Uncommon31.0%

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's third arc in one playthrough

Board Games and Birthdays

Uncommon29.5%

Celebrate Giselle's birthday

Resurrection Not Included

Uncommon29.2%

Obtain the rare item: Firebird Feather

Naughty Squire

Uncommon27.3%

Tsk, tsk! You made someone jealous...

Rehabilitation

Uncommon27.3%

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's second arc in one playthrough

The Bane of Bandits!

Uncommon27.2%

Meet Varetear

Blooming Romance

Uncommon27.1%

Get Amy's romance ending

I Loot the Air!

Uncommon26.4%

You looted... absolutely nothing!

Ocarina: Amy

Uncommon25.9%

Give Amy the legendary item, Ocarina of Love

Lady of the Lake: Beatrice

Uncommon25.3%

Choose Beatrice for Lady of the Lake

A Farm To Come Home To

Uncommon25.2%

Finish reading all scenes of Amy's fourth arc in one playthrough

Lady of the Lake: Giselle

Uncommon24.5%

Choose Giselle for Lady of the Lake

Turbulent Times

Uncommon24.4%

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's third arc in one playthrough

Tarot Reading

Uncommon24.1%

Trigger all of Serena's Special Scenes

Lady of the Lake: Vel

Uncommon24.0%

Choose Vel for Lady of the Lake

But At What Cost?

Uncommon23.3%

Obtain the rare item: Philosopher's Stone

Lady of the Lake: Kamala

Uncommon22.9%

Choose Kamala for Lady of the Lake

Fertility Day Date: Amy

Uncommon22.4%

Take Amy on a Fertility Day date

Royal Treatment

Uncommon19.6%

Get Beatrice's romance ending

A Diplomat Like Me!

Uncommon19.4%

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's second arc in one playthrough

Convalesence

Uncommon18.8%

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's fourth arc in one playthrough

Beneath the Armor

Uncommon18.0%

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's second arc in one playthrough

Ocarina: Giselle

Uncommon17.7%

Give Giselle the legendary item, Ocarina of Love

Ocarina: Beatrice

Uncommon17.6%

Give Beatrice the legendary item, Ocarina of Love

A Kingdom Divided

Uncommon17.5%

Finish reading all scenes of Beatrice's fourth arc in one playthrough

Ocarina: Vel

Uncommon17.4%

Give Vel the legendary item, Ocarina of Love

In This Lonely Place We Call Home

Uncommon17.2%

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's third arc in one playthrough

Medical History

Uncommon17.0%

Finish reading all scenes of Giselle's third arc in one playthrough

The Best Medicine

Uncommon16.9%

Get Giselle's romance ending

Her Priceless Gift

Uncommon16.2%

Finish reading all scenes of Vel's fourth arc in one playthrough

Ocarina: Kamala

Uncommon16.1%

Give Kamala the legendary item, Ocarina of Love

Love Bug

Uncommon14.3%

Get Vel's romance ending

Between Two Worlds

Uncommon13.8%

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's fourth arc in one playthrough

One Step Ahead

Uncommon13.8%

Finish reading all scenes of Kamala's third arc in one playthrough

Fertility Day Date: Giselle

Uncommon13.7%

Take Giselle on a Fertility Day date

Fertility Day Date: Beatrice

Uncommon13.5%

Take Beatrice on a Fertility Day date

Fertility Day Date: Kamala

Uncommon12.9%

Take Kamala on a Fertility Day date

Lady of the Lake Fish: Vel

Uncommon12.9%

Give Vel the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish

Nice Boat

Uncommon12.8%

Get Kamala's romance ending

Fertility Day Date: Vel

Uncommon12.5%

Take Vel on a Fertility Day date

Let's Ditch This Party!

Uncommon12.4%

Celebrate Beatrice's birthday

Lady of the Lake Fish: Amy

Uncommon11.6%

Give Amy the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish

Firebird Feather: Giselle

Uncommon10.4%

Give Giselle the rare item, Firebird Feather

Firebird Feather: Amy

Uncommon10.3%

Give Amy the rare item, Firebird Feather

Noob!

Rare9.8%

Die 10 times in campaign in one playthrough

Philosopher Stone: Giselle

Rare9.2%

Give Giselle the rare item, Philosopher Stone

Philosopher Stone: Beatrice

Rare8.7%

Give Beatrice the rare item, Philosopher Stone

Firebird Feather: Beatrice

Rare8.5%

Give Beatrice the rare item, Firebird Feather

Firebird Feather: Vel

Rare8.3%

Give Vel the rare item, Firebird Feather

Make It Rain

Rare8.3%

Earn at least 15000 gold (net) in one playthrough from campaigning (normal mode)

Firebird Feather: Kamala

Rare8.1%

Give Kamala the rare item, Firebird Feather

Lady of the Lake Fish: Beatrice

Rare8.0%

Give Beatrice the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish

Philosopher Stone: Kamala

Rare8.0%

Give Kamala the rare item, Philosopher Stone

Lady of the Lake Fish: Giselle

Rare7.9%

Give Giselle the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish

Lady of the Lake Fish: Kamala

Rare7.7%

Give Kamala the rare item, Lady of the Lake Fish

Philosopher Stone: Amy

Rare7.5%

Give Amy the rare item, Philosopher Stone

Cheers!

Rare6.6%

Celebrate Vel's birthday

Got Milk?

Rare6.4%

Milk Bessy 100 Times

Philosopher Stone: Vel

Rare6.3%

Give Vel the rare item, Philosopher Stone

Hugh Ambush!

Rare5.3%

Bros before hoes!

Totally a Bad Ending

Very rare4.9%

We lost the war. Well, that sucks...

Friendship Is Magic

Very rare4.5%

Get Giselle's friendship ending

Holy Cow!

Very rare3.9%

Discover Bessy's secret

The Creation of Waifus

Very rare3.9%

The fertility god saw his harem, and said that it was good.

A Fool's Demise

Very rare3.7%

Get Amy's bad ending

Best Squire Ever

Very rare3.5%

Get Hugh's bad ending

Friends In High Places

Very rare3.4%

Get Beatrice's friendship ending

Got Your Back!

Very rare3.3%

Get Vel's friendship ending

Shadiyya

Very rare3.1%

Get Kamala's friendship ending

Relapse

Very rare3.0%

Get Giselle's bad ending

The Hammer Falls

Very rare2.5%

Get Vel's bad ending

Forgive Me...

Very rare2.3%

Get Kamala's bad ending

Cheers! Part 2

Very rare2.2%

Get the alternate version of Vel's birthday scene

Queen of Thorns

Very rare2.2%

Get Beatrice's bad ending

Very Special: Vel

Very rare1.7%

Unlock all of Vel's special scenes in one playthrough

The Dance of Three Souls

Very rare1.5%

Get Kamala's special "jealousy" scene with Beatrice

Sister-zoned

Very rare1.3%

Get Amy's friendship ending

Very Special: Beatrice

Very rare1.2%

Unlock all of Beatrice's special scenes in one playthrough

Click Me Baby One More Time!

Very rare1.1%

Discover all hidden background animations

Very Special: Kamala

Very rare1.1%

Unlock all of Kamala's special scenes in one playthrough

Very Special: Amy

Very rare1.0%

Unlock all of Amy's special scenes in one playthrough

Very Special: Giselle

Very rare1.0%

Unlock all of Giselle's special scenes in one playthrough

Masochist

Ultra rare0.9%

Obtain all the bad endings

U Jelly?

Ultra rare0.8%

Unlock all the jealousy scenes of all the girls