Astroloco: Worst Contact

That's no way to greet someone new!

Our game has commentary! Are we cool yet?

Discover the pipe of your dreams.

Find all five hidden targets.

Defeat the marauding pirates.

Find and follow the trail of gold.

You're in two minds on the matter.

Find a sweet poster for a previous game.

It's all downhill from here.

You're getting really good at holding your breath!

This guy always bounces back!

Find the family from a previous game.

Get Gary back on his feet within two attempts.

Find an old friend within the Request-O-Matic.

See things from someone else's point of view.

Diligently examine the contents of a locked cupboard.

Find all five hidden trains.

Create your own 'Knock-Knock' joke.

See the violence inherent in the system!

Remotely remind a criminal that he's being watched.