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Astroloco: Worst Contact

Achievement guide · roadmap · tracker

In the far future, humans explore and colonise space using ridiculously deadly, moon-sized trains - 'Astro Locomotives'. They're operated by enormous, competing railroad companies and train vs. train combat is (expensively) common. Take control of a mistreated mechanic and a swashbuckling pilot as you try to save Gilbert Station from destruction at the hands of an alien death fleet!

Point-and-click Adventure Indie Comedy
2016 ★ 70 20 achievements Guide 0%
20 achievements
New Game

New Game

It's all downhill from here.

Tech-Whizz

Tech-Whizz

Get Gary back on his feet within two attempts.

The Other Side

The Other Side

See things from someone else's point of view.

Recurring Nightmare

Recurring Nightmare

This guy always bounces back!

Monkeying Around

Monkeying Around

Find a sweet poster for a previous game.

No More Hiccups

No More Hiccups

You're getting really good at holding your breath!

Violent Tendencies

Violent Tendencies

See the violence inherent in the system!

Broken Pipe Dreams

Broken Pipe Dreams

Discover the pipe of your dreams.

Don't Get Cocky

Don't Get Cocky

Defeat the marauding pirates.

Wiretap

Wiretap

Remotely remind a criminal that he's being watched.

subAtomic Family

subAtomic Family

Find the family from a previous game.

Thorough Investigation

Thorough Investigation

Diligently examine the contents of a locked cupboard.

Indecisive

Indecisive

You're in two minds on the matter.

Antisocial

Antisocial

That's no way to greet someone new!

Tunnel Vision

Tunnel Vision

Find all five hidden trains.

Behind the Scenes

Behind the Scenes

Our game has commentary! Are we cool yet?

Follow the Money

Follow the Money

Find and follow the trail of gold.

The King in the North

The King in the North

Find an old friend within the Request-O-Matic.

Unwanted Guest

Unwanted Guest

Create your own 'Knock-Knock' joke.

Crack Shot

Crack Shot

Find all five hidden targets.

Breakdown

Kinds
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Missables
Untagged
Multiplayer
Untagged
Glitches
No known glitches
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