A Story About Farting

First Fart!

Very common88.1%

The first fart is the hardest

Bite of sausage!

Very common84.7%

After eating sausage, it's time for farting

Chew it!

Very common79.7%

Before farting, you have to eat

Flies fly to shit

Very common72.9%

But you are beautiful!

Fart beautiful as a butterfly!

Very common72.0%

Some farts smell lovely

Gas killer!

Common67.3%

The smell of this fart can kill you!

Cockroaches under the pillows!

Common63.8%

Sleep sweetly, princess

Does your old man know you're a devourer?

Common60.5%

Your old man beeps and farts too!

We're farting not sleeping!

Common59.1%

What would life be without farting?

Burp and fart and then eat!

Common57.7%

Fart and eat! That's life.

Enjoy your meal, glutton!

Common54.0%

In farting is the color of heaven and love

Ah, these women! A man would eat them by the spoonful!

Common51.3%

Women fart always in a cheerful manner

Lecher!

Common50.3%

You would be ashamed of yourself!

Flatulence Fanatic

Common50.2%

Sniff the scent of victory.

Foul Fragrance Fiend

Common50.2%

Embrace the essence of foul fiendishness!

Stench Enthusiast

Common50.1%

Dive deep into the aroma abyss.

You're a fat guy!

Common49.9%

Fat or not - don't worry be happy!

May you burst!

Common49.1%

The farts are adorable

Burp Novice

Common45.0%

Bask in the belch symphony.

Stinky business

Common44.4%

Business is the basis of everything, just like farting

Kill me with your breath!

Common42.4%

Fart gives life and sometimes kills....

Cow, served!

Common41.1%

A cow also farts, and sometimes it stinks

Porker!

Uncommon39.9%

Fat or not, eat and fart!

Body positive

Uncommon39.0%

Every person is beautiful!

Set the fart free!

Uncommon37.9%

Release the fart, loosen the blockage in the butt

Pungent Connoisseur

Uncommon36.8%

Master the art of odorous excellence!

Man, I would eat something!

Uncommon36.5%

I mean seriously I would have already eaten something....

Beggars can't be choosers

Uncommon36.3%

The truth and it's holy!

Hocus pocus, fart!

Uncommon36.0%

Abracadabra!

A rooster on a stick!

Uncommon35.9%

What is going on here!

I'm going to explode!

Uncommon35.9%

or let out a fart...

Play, music!

Uncommon35.7%

Mozart farted too

The roosters are also farting!

Uncommon35.5%

We all fart, that's life :)

Farts can be surprising!

Uncommon35.4%

Everyone knows about it

Folks, someone has overeaten here!

Uncommon35.3%

I like this feeling :D

Fart and listen!

Uncommon35.2%

Are we listening to music or maybe farting?

Appetite comes with eating

Uncommon34.9%

I absolutely agree with this!

Big belly, big power!

Uncommon34.7%

Do you have that too?

The Pig in Wonderland

Uncommon34.6%

And that divine smile....

Cheers!

Uncommon34.4%

Cheers to the ladies and gentlemen

I would sooner fail than give up

Uncommon34.3%

Les visiteurs it was a great movie!

Pregnancy belly

Uncommon34.2%

This is just the last pizza :D

Still not enough for him!

Uncommon34.1%

There will never be enough

Dancing, carousing, frolic!

Uncommon34.0%

As Mr. Thaddeus used to say

Axe, hoe, naked woman!

Uncommon33.9%

As the Polish proverb says

Gasoline Lover

Uncommon33.9%

Fuel your obsession with foul fumes.

Is there an explosion coming?

Uncommon33.8%

Yes, it is possible!

Bombardment with farts

Uncommon33.6%

Mercilessly!

Loosen up your fart!

Uncommon33.6%

It will come out to your health!

You look bad from your belly

Uncommon33.6%

but it could have been worse

A swine and a pig in one!

Uncommon33.3%

So it goes, the very truth

Monster or belly?

Uncommon33.3%

In my opinion, both

Ladies and gentlemen, burp with us!

Uncommon33.2%

And all together, but louder!

You swine!

Uncommon33.2%

You are disgusting is an understatement!

Flies like vultures!

Uncommon33.1%

Pretty disgusting

Even a fly farts!

Uncommon33.0%

Gasses like to fly

We will be torn apart by farts, not crows!

Uncommon32.9%

There was even once such a book

Countdown to explosion

Uncommon32.5%

Any minute now...

Nostril Nightmare

Uncommon32.4%

Haunt the nasal passages with horror!

Explosion! There was even once such a book

Uncommon32.1%

Congratulations!!! The farts are finally free!

Fartologist

Uncommon31.8%

Analyze the anatomy of flatulence!

Bovine Blaster

Uncommon30.9%

Unleash the bovine blast!

Flatulence Aficionado

Uncommon30.3%

Devote yourself to the art of gas!

Toxicologist

Uncommon29.1%

Study the chemistry of stench!

Porcine Puffer

Uncommon28.7%

Puff up with porcine prowess.

Fart Factory

Uncommon28.6%

Manufacture a plethora of pungency!

Stinkologist

Uncommon27.9%

Explore the science of stink!

Gaseous Gambler

Uncommon27.7%

Bet on the unpredictability of gas!

Piggy Perfumer

Uncommon27.7%

Craft putrid piggy perfumes!

Aromatic Maestro

Uncommon27.5%

Conduct the orchestra of odor!

Farting Farmer

Uncommon27.3%

Farm farts with fervor.

Belly Beatboxer

Uncommon27.0%

Rhythmically rumble your gut!

Gas Guru

Uncommon26.8%

Achieve enlightenment through emissions.

Flatulence Philanthropist

Uncommon26.7%

Generously share the gift of gas.

Pungent Picasso

Uncommon26.7%

Paint with the palette of putrid!

Swine Symphony

Uncommon26.7%

Symphonize the swinish sounds!

Stench Samurai

Uncommon26.5%

Wield the sword of stink!

Fetid Farrower

Uncommon26.4%

Farrow forth fetid fumes.

Stenchy Sow

Uncommon26.4%

Sow stench with swagger

Gassy Grunter

Uncommon26.2%

Grunter with gusto.

Gassy Guardian

Uncommon26.1%

Gassy Protect the realms with potent gas!

Snorting_Scentmaster

Uncommon26.1%

Master of snorting scents.

Swine Squaller

Uncommon26.0%

Squaller from swine.

Farting Fascinator

Uncommon25.9%

Fascinate with formidable flatulence

Stinkhog Hero

Uncommon25.9%

Hero of the stinkhog

Fetid Fart Fanfare

Uncommon25.8%

Fanfare of fetid farts

Flatulence Fury

Uncommon25.8%

Fury of flatulence

Malodorous Maestro

Uncommon25.8%

Master the maestro of malodorous melodies.

Odorous Overlord

Uncommon25.8%

Dominate with your noxious dominance!

Blast Brigade

Uncommon25.7%

Lead the brigade of blasts.

Rump Ripper

Uncommon25.7%

Rip the rump with force.

Farting Phenom

Uncommon25.6%

Achieve legendary status through farting

Gas Geyser

Uncommon25.6%

Erupt with gas

Belch Berserker

Uncommon25.5%

Go berserk with belches.

Stench Commander

Uncommon25.5%

Command the stench with authority

Toxic Typhoon

Uncommon25.4%

Cause a toxic typhoon

Belch Bombardier

Uncommon25.3%

Bombard with belches.

Gaseous Gladiator

Uncommon25.3%

Battle as a gaseous gladiator

Stench Sovereign

Uncommon25.3%

Assert sovereignty over stench

Stink Stalwart

Uncommon25.2%

Stalwart in the realm of stink.