Journey To The Savage Planet: Employee Of The Month

Colonizer

Very common76.8%

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?

He Slimed Me

Common69.2%

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

Phone Home

Common53.1%

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

Flippin' the bird

Common50.9%

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

Aaaaaaand we're back

Common46.9%

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

I Feel The Same. I Think?

Common44.4%

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

Return To Sender

Uncommon37.9%

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!

I Want To Go Home. Eventually.

Uncommon28.2%

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

Cragclaw Defeated

Uncommon27.2%

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?

Uncommon18.9%

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated

Uncommon18.4%

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

Little Shop of Horrors

Uncommon18.3%

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

Don't Cross the Streams

Uncommon17.5%

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

Ambidextrous

Uncommon16.0%

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

It's Not In The Game

Uncommon15.5%

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

A Little Help, Please

Uncommon15.0%

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

For Science!

Uncommon12.4%

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

Open Sesame

Uncommon12.1%

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Teratomo Defeated

Uncommon11.0%

Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

Teratomo? Teratomo!

Uncommon11.0%

Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass

Uncommon10.0%

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

Deleted But Not Forgotten

Rare9.7%

Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.

Rare9.4%

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

Build It Up

Rare9.1%

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

Au-revoir Gopher!

Rare8.9%

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Your Friendly Neighbourhood...

Rare7.3%

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

Part of a Complete Breakfast

Rare6.9%

Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...

Kronus: Unplugged

Rare6.3%

Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1

Cannibals

Rare6.3%

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

Power Underwhelming

Rare5.5%

Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1

Home At Last

Rare5.1%

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie

Very rare4.9%

Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

Pinball Wizard

Very rare4.7%

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

That's all people really want to do...

Very rare3.5%

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous

Very rare3.5%

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

The $600 Man

Very rare3.3%

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

Coastal Postal

Very rare3.0%

Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1

The Answer is 42

Very rare3.0%

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

Who Is Teratomo?

Very rare3.0%

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

Zoologist

Very rare2.5%

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

Turdball Wizard

Very rare2.4%

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

Botanist

Very rare2.3%

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

Jewel of the Bargain Bin

Very rare2.0%

Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...

Very rare1.2%

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

Shocking

Very rare1.1%

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

Screw This Noise

Very rare1.1%

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

Walking On Air

Ultra rare0.8%

Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground

No Refunds

Ultra rare0.8%

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

I Come in Peace

Ultra rare0.4%

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

Old Game Alliance

Ultra rare0.3%

Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.

Old Game Master

Ultra rare0.3%

Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.