Desert Child

Destroy two enemies at the same time.

Two Baboons at once

Common49.1%

Destroy two enemies at the same time

Take a pizza delivery job.

Successfully rob a bike on the street.

Eat a snack pack without throwing up.

Aquaman talks to water, not fish

Common31.6%

Buy fish from the fishermen

The stones on this guy

Uncommon22.1%

Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger

Mr. Bean

Uncommon21.6%

Eat 5 bean types.

1991

Uncommon20.9%

Collect all the secret tapes

Old

Uncommon18.6%

Have over $9000

Nice

Uncommon18.6%

Have 69% hunger.

Moriyama-san

Uncommon18.4%

Complete your record collection

Phone mom for a loan.

The absolute madman

Uncommon15.7%

Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike

Root Vegetables

Uncommon15.2%

Beat the game

Start a new game plus.

World’s fastest pizza

Rare14.9%

Take a pizza delivery job.

Tony Jones

Rare14.4%

Buy every newspaper

The Martian is a bad movie

Rare13.7%

Survive a full month on Mars.

Chill for over an hour.

I’m the Lebanese Rambo!

Rare12.3%

Eat a snack pack without throwing up

Well... this is low

Rare12.2%

Successfully rob a bike on the street

Bean Machine

Rare11.5%

Eat all the bean types

Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.

Smarter than smoking

Rare10.8%

Never buy cigarettes.

Vicious

Rare10.4%

Fend off the police without being shot.

Hello, this is Pablo

Rare8.2%

Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.

Good morning videogames!

Legendary3.6%

Start a new game plus

C.R.E.A.M.

Legendary2.8%

Phone mom for a loan

Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?

Legendary1.3%

Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.

THIS is REAL fun

Legendary0.8%

Chill for over an hour