South Park™: The Stick of Truth™

Poco Chinpoko

Common53.5%

All-the-thingsOptional

You collected 5 Chinpokomon

Shutout

Common52.9%

ObjectiveOptional

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

Skilled Defender

Common52.2%

Grind

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

New Kid On The Block

Common51.0%

StoryUnmissable

You have joined the KKK

Weapon Proficiency

Common49.2%

Grind

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

First Day in South Park

Common47.9%

StoryUnmissable

You completed your first day in South Park

Mastery

Common44.4%

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

Nonconformist

Common42.7%

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game

Stick Savior

Uncommon34.6%

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth

Stay Down

Uncommon34.5%

GrindOptional

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

Acceptance

Uncommon34.1%

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

Junk Peddler

Uncommon34.1%

GrindOptional

You sold 300 junk items

Made This for You

Uncommon33.1%

ObjectiveOptional

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

Avenger

Uncommon32.6%

ObjectiveOptional

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Irritable Bowels

Uncommon32.1%

ObjectiveOptional

You shat your pants during a boss battle

More Popular Than Jesus

Uncommon31.6%

You made friends with half of South Park

Chinpoko loco

Uncommon31.5%

All-the-thingsOptional

You collected 15 Chinpokomon

Daddy Issues

Uncommon27.6%

Objective

You befriended your father

Elven Hero

Uncommon25.3%

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle

Make it Rain!

Uncommon25.2%

Grind

You've spent $500

Shopaholic

Uncommon23.8%

You have collected half of the available costume sets

KKK Hero

Uncommon22.4%

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle

Parkeologist

Uncommon20.9%

All-the-thingsOptional

You opened all of the garages in South Park

Friends in Strange Places

Uncommon15.7%

You befriended both crab people and gnomes

Canadian Handshake

Uncommon12.4%

You've farted on people 100 times.

Dragon Wrath

Uncommon11.2%

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

Are We Cool?

Uncommon10.3%

ObjectiveMissable

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

Outpatient

Uncommon10.3%

Missable

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS

Day Walker

Rare9.5%

ObjectiveMissable

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

Gingivitis

Rare9.0%

ObjectiveOptional

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

Too Far

Rare8.9%

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus

Perverted

Rare7.6%

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds

Animal Cruelty

Rare7.0%

You've farted on animals 25 times

Just Saying Hi

Rare6.9%

All-the-thingsOptional

You've farted on every buddy in the game

Inside Joke

Rare6.9%

Missable

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave

Ass of Fire

Rare6.9%

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

Pulling Mud

Rare6.3%

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

For the Hoarder

Rare6.0%

ObjectiveMissable

You completed the game without selling any items

You bastards!

Very rare4.8%

Grind

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

Heisenberg

Very rare4.7%

ObjectiveMissable

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

Chinpokolypse

Very rare4.4%

All-the-thingsOptional

You collected all of the Chinpokomon

Face Hoff

Very rare3.9%

Missable

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff

Dog Whistle

Very rare3.9%

ObjectiveOptional

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

Truth to Power

Very rare2.9%

All-the-thingsOptional

You farted on four major authority figures

No Child Left Behind

Very rare2.9%

ObjectiveMissable

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

Two Girls, One Stick

Very rare2.7%

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise

More Popular Than John Lennon

Very rare2.0%

Everyone in South Park is your friend

Re-Buttal

Very rare1.7%

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

Clothes Whore

Very rare1.7%

You've collected all of the available costumes

Full Arsenal

Very rare1.5%

All-the-things

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game