South Park™: The Stick of Truth™
interactive achievement guide, roadmap & tracker

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon

53.5% Common

53.5% Common

You collected 5 Chinpokomon

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

52.9% Common

52.9% Common

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

52.2% Common

52.2% Common

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK

51.0% Common

51.0% Common

You have joined the KKK

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

49.1% Common

49.1% Common

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park

47.9% Common

47.9% Common

You completed your first day in South Park

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

44.4% Common

44.4% Common

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game

42.7% Common

42.7% Common

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth

34.6% Uncommon

34.6% Uncommon

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

34.5% Uncommon

34.5% Uncommon

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

34.1% Uncommon

34.1% Uncommon

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items

34.1% Uncommon

34.1% Uncommon

You sold 300 junk items

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

33.1% Uncommon

33.1% Uncommon

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

32.6% Uncommon

32.6% Uncommon

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle

32.1% Uncommon

32.1% Uncommon

You shat your pants during a boss battle

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park

31.6% Uncommon

31.6% Uncommon

You made friends with half of South Park

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon

31.5% Uncommon

31.5% Uncommon

You collected 15 Chinpokomon

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father

27.6% Uncommon

27.6% Uncommon

You befriended your father

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle

25.3% Uncommon

25.3% Uncommon

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500

25.2% Uncommon

25.2% Uncommon

You've spent $500

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets

23.8% Uncommon

23.8% Uncommon

You have collected half of the available costume sets

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle

22.4% Uncommon

22.4% Uncommon

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park

20.9% Uncommon

20.9% Uncommon

You opened all of the garages in South Park

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes

15.7% Uncommon

15.7% Uncommon

You befriended both crab people and gnomes

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

12.4% Uncommon

12.4% Uncommon

You've farted on people 100 times.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

11.2% Uncommon

11.2% Uncommon

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

10.3% Uncommon

10.3% Uncommon

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS

10.3% Uncommon

10.3% Uncommon

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

9.5% Rare

9.5% Rare

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

8.9% Rare

8.9% Rare

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus

8.9% Rare

8.9% Rare

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds

7.5% Rare

7.5% Rare

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times

7.0% Rare

7.0% Rare

You've farted on animals 25 times

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game

6.9% Rare

6.9% Rare

You've farted on every buddy in the game

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave

6.9% Rare

6.9% Rare

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

6.9% Rare

6.9% Rare

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

6.2% Rare

6.2% Rare

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items

6.0% Rare

6.0% Rare

You completed the game without selling any items

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

4.8% Rare

4.8% Rare

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

4.7% Rare

4.7% Rare

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon

4.4% Rare

4.4% Rare

You collected all of the Chinpokomon

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff

3.9% Rare

3.9% Rare

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

3.9% Rare

3.9% Rare

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures

2.9% Rare

2.9% Rare

You farted on four major authority figures

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

2.9% Rare

2.9% Rare

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise

2.7% Rare

2.7% Rare

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend

2.0% Rare

2.0% Rare

Everyone in South Park is your friend

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

1.7% Rare

1.7% Rare

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes

1.7% Rare

1.7% Rare

You've collected all of the available costumes

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game

1.5% Rare

1.5% Rare

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game