South Park™: The Stick of Truth™

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself

You've farted on animals 25 times

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon

You collected all of the Chinpokomon

You've collected all of the available costumes

You befriended your father

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff

You completed your first day in South Park

You completed the game without selling any items

You befriended both crab people and gnomes

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave

You shat your pants during a boss battle

You sold 300 junk items

You've farted on every buddy in the game

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy

You've spent $500

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability

You made friends with half of South Park

Everyone in South Park is your friend

You have joined the KKK

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS

You opened all of the garages in South Park

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds

You collected 5 Chinpokomon

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart

You have collected half of the available costume sets

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus

You farted on four major authority figures

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game