Journey To The Savage Planet

Colonizer

Very common95.9%

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?

He Slimed Me

Very common91.1%

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

Phone Home

Very common83.6%

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

I Feel The Same. I Think?

Very common76.3%

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

Aaaaaaand we're back

Very common70.9%

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

Flippin' the bird

Common65.2%

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

Return To Sender

Common61.4%

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!

I Want To Go Home. Eventually.

Common52.8%

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

Cragclaw Defeated

Common51.4%

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?

Uncommon34.2%

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

Don't Cross the Streams

Uncommon31.9%

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated

Uncommon31.9%

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

Little Shop of Horrors

Uncommon30.7%

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

It's Not In The Game

Uncommon27.5%

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

Ambidextrous

Uncommon26.0%

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

A Little Help, Please

Uncommon25.4%

Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.

For Science!

Uncommon23.8%

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

Open Sesame

Uncommon18.6%

Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

Teratomo Defeated

Uncommon17.2%

Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

Teratomo? Teratomo!

Uncommon17.2%

Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

Deleted But Not Forgotten

Uncommon17.0%

Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

Build It Up

Uncommon16.8%

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

Au-revoir Gopher!

Uncommon16.6%

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.

Uncommon12.5%

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass

Uncommon12.0%

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

Your Friendly Neighbourhood...

Uncommon11.4%

Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

Pinball Wizard

Rare7.0%

Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie

Rare6.7%

Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

Home At Last

Rare6.6%

You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

Cannibals

Rare5.4%

Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

Kronus: Unplugged

Rare5.3%

Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1

Part of a Complete Breakfast

Very rare4.8%

Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...

Power Underwhelming

Very rare4.5%

Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1

Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous

Very rare4.5%

Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

The $600 Man

Very rare4.4%

3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

Who Is Teratomo?

Very rare3.7%

Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

That's all people really want to do...

Very rare3.6%

Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

The Answer is 42

Very rare3.6%

Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

Zoologist

Very rare3.0%

Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

Botanist

Very rare2.7%

Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

Coastal Postal

Very rare2.5%

Collect all the scattered postcards of DL-C1

Turdball Wizard

Very rare2.4%

Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

Jewel of the Bargain Bin

Very rare1.6%

Complete the entire DL-C1 Kindex

Screw This Noise

Very rare1.2%

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

No Refunds

Ultra rare0.8%

Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

Shocking

Ultra rare0.8%

Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...

Ultra rare0.7%

Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

Walking On Air

Ultra rare0.5%

Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground

I Come in Peace

Ultra rare0.2%

Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

Old Game Alliance

Ultra rare0.1%

Tolerate another person long enough to beat Old Game Minus entirely in coop.

Old Game Master

Ultra rare0.1%

Assert your independence and beat Old Game Minus entirely in singleplayer.