Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1)
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As Coop "Go Away, Weirdo" McCarthy, all you want to do is make the world a better place. The trouble is: Nobody likes you, school sucks, you can't find a prom date, everybody bullies you (including your teachers), and your attempts to help only makes things worse. Will you escape high school alive? Who will love you? Why is this game called Freakpocalypse? Find the answers to these questions and more by looking at, talking to, and touching everything within the Cyanide & Happiness universe. This game is part 1 of Coop’s trilogy of tragedy: • In this point-and-click adventure, control Coop in his quest to be the hero he always wanted to be by helping the people of Netherton! Talk to, touch, and look at everything in your environment! That sexy looking clock? Ask it to prom! That rotting piece of fruit? Touch it! Jump into the Cyanide & Happiness universe: • Did we mention the sheer amount of fully-voiced freaks and friends you’ll see from some of your favorite animated shorts? Feast your eyes on familiar faces as you fetch, find and frolic through your environment! Meet famous folks like Ted Bear, Shark Dad, Señor Cleanfist, and more! Help with a wide variety of side quests: • The citizens of Netherton need help. Like, a LOT of help. Fortunately(?) for them, there’s Coop! Enjoy the full gameplay experience by finding dangerous markers, buying frozen drinks, and trying to make people less miserable! (Or at least hate you less) Discover a plethora of costumes, easter…
Participation Award
CommonHere you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
Not So Permanent After All
CommonAlter your permanent record.
Hurt Me More
CommonCatch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.
Hoochaholic
CommonDeliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.
Locker Blocker
CommonGet access to your locker.
Guerilla Marketer
CommonPost all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.
Distraction With Attraction
CommonDistract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.
Rope-A-Dope
CommonRetrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.
About Damn Time
CommonReturn overdue book to librarian.
Ready For Rod
CommonGet a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.
Scarred For Life
CommonGive Drug Dealer some scar cream.
Huff The Magic Dragon
CommonGive Mark Hufferman a new marker.
Printer Pal
CommonFix Grandma's printer.
My Girl
UncommonGet rid of the wasp nest.
Get To Know Shark Dad
UncommonHave a conversation with Shark Dad.
Hobo Habitat
UncommonGive Hobo Moe a new home.
Every Town Has An Elm Street
UncommonFind a nightmarish costume.
Operation Intrude n313
UncommonSneak into Golden Haze.
Send Nudes
UncommonDeliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.
Juvenile Delinquent
UncommonGet arrested.
Chick'n Coop
UncommonGet credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.
Mission Permission
UncommonForge a signature on the permission slip.
Blue Brailles
UncommonDeliver porn to Stevie Shades.
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber
UncommonAcquire the lab technician's eyeball.
Look Ma, I Can Fly!
UncommonPerform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.
A Long Road Ahead
UncommonComplete Chapter 1.
Eye For Detail
UncommonUse the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.
Mission Impassable
UncommonReveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.
Your Lemons Suck
UncommonGet a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink
Marriage Counselor
UncommonHelp the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.
Jeremiah 29:12
UncommonConvince someone that you're God.
Third Wheel
UncommonReturn the signed prom letter to Crystal.
Puny Express
UncommonMail out Gertie's scathing letter.
Creepy Peepy Boy
UncommonGain access to the girl's locker room.
Pummeling Puffs
UncommonTrick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.
Don't Slurp That
RareGive a condom to a boy in need.
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen
RareStare at a bag blowing in the wind.
Distraction With Action
RareDistract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.
The World Can Wait
RareComplete all optional sidequests.
Freaky Flasher
RareRemain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
Chill Out
RareLearn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.
Die Of Boredom
RareStand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.
Back In My Day
RareListen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.
Judge A Book By Its Cover
RareLearn about 30 different library book titles.
Survivalist
RareFind both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.
Locker Stalker
LegendaryOpen every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.
PermaPeeper
LegendaryLook at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.
A Bushy Tale
LegendaryListen to the Bush's tragic story.
Coming Clean
LegendaryFind Señor Cleanfist.
Lost Prophet
LegendaryFind every Jesus.
Burned By Bernie
LegendaryListen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.
Project Runway
LegendaryCollect every costume.
Speed Demon
LegendaryComplete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.
Gotta Got 'Em All
LegendaryInsult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
Desperate Times
LegendaryAsk every person you possibly can out to prom.
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