Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion

Tax Evader

Common76.2%

Commit tax evasion.

Adventurer

Common63.9%

Grow your own Soil Sword.

Most Wanted

Common62.2%

Rip up a wanted poster.

Winner

Common57.8%

Obtain a chunk of gold that makes you feel good.

Heartless

Common57.1%

Tear up a love letter.

Murderer

Common54.6%

Brutally murder Jerry and rip up his rent.

Hat Wearer

Common53.8%

Obtain your first hat.

Simp

Common52.0%

Shred slayQueen32's autograph.

Contractor

Common50.9%

Tear up someone's 1099.

Dumpster Diver

Common48.8%

Rip up a receipt in the trash.

Book Worm

Common44.1%

Rip a lame book in half.

Savvy Shopper

Common36.3%

Destroy a receipt for seeds.

The Messenger

Common34.8%

Rip up Matt's MIA notice.

Computer Wiz

Common31.8%

Break some computer software.

Draft Dodger

Common31.7%

Tear up Matt's draft letter.

Devil

Common31.6%

Destroy a vandalized poster.

Waifu

Common30.2%

Destroy a waifu.

Petitioner

Uncommon28.7%

Destroy FlipFlop's last chance.

Gravedigger

Uncommon27.4%

Rip up a letter to the dead.

Criminal

Uncommon27.1%

Get a dirty shovel.

Doomsdayers

Uncommon25.9%

Tear up a nuclear hazard information sheet.

Liz

Uncommon25.8%

Read and rip up part of a diary.

News Boy

Uncommon25.7%

Rip up an old newspaper.

Teacher

Uncommon23.1%

Destroy the book that taught everyone how to speak.

Turnip Boy

Uncommon23.0%

Defeat Corrupt Onion and beat the game.

Home owner

Uncommon22.9%

Rip up your own deed.

Turnipchino

Uncommon22.8%

Rip up a letter from your dad.

Tyrant

Uncommon20.0%

Destroy words written by a tyrant.

Estate Agent

Uncommon19.7%

Destroy someone else's deed.

Passenger

Uncommon18.6%

Faint on the Limitless Line

Anarchist

Uncommon15.7%

Destroy every single tax document.

Taxation With Representation

Rare14.8%

Prevent universal taxation.

Conductor

Rare13.8%

Defeat the conductor.

Fashionista

Rare12.5%

Find all the hats.

Destroyer Of The World

Rare10.8%

Get nuked, kiddo.

Tank

Rare9.4%

Grow all the heart fruits.

???

Rare6.4%

Defeat ???