Cyanide & Happiness - Freakpocalypse (Episode 1)
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As Coop "Go Away, Weirdo" McCarthy, all you want to do is make the world a better place. The trouble is: Nobody likes you, school sucks, you can't find a prom date, everybody bullies you (including your teachers), and your attempts to help only makes things worse. Will you escape high school alive? Who will love you? Why is this game called Freakpocalypse? Find the answers to these questions and more by looking at, talking to, and touching everything within the Cyanide & Happiness universe. This game is part 1 of Coop’s trilogy of tragedy: • In this point-and-click adventure, control Coop in his quest to be the hero he always wanted to be by helping the people of Netherton! Talk to, touch, and look at everything in your environment! That sexy looking clock? Ask it to prom! That rotting piece of fruit? Touch it! Jump into the Cyanide & Happiness universe: • Did we mention the sheer amount of fully-voiced freaks and friends you’ll see from some of your favorite animated shorts? Feast your eyes on familiar faces as you fetch, find and frolic through your environment! Meet famous folks like Ted Bear, Shark Dad, Señor Cleanfist, and more! Help with a wide variety of side quests: • The citizens of Netherton need help. Like, a LOT of help. Fortunately(?) for them, there’s Coop! Enjoy the full gameplay experience by finding dangerous markers, buying frozen drinks, and trying to make people less miserable! (Or at least hate you less) Discover a plethora of costumes, easter…
Participation Award
Very common91.0%Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
Not So Permanent After All
Very common78.4%Alter your permanent record.
Hurt Me More
Very common70.4%Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.
Hoochaholic
Common67.1%Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.
Locker Blocker
Common62.8%Get access to your locker.
Guerilla Marketer
Common49.9%Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.
Distraction With Attraction
Common48.3%Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.
Rope-A-Dope
Common42.3%Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.
About Damn Time
Common41.6%Return overdue book to librarian.
Ready For Rod
Uncommon37.4%Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.
Scarred For Life
Uncommon35.0%Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.
Huff The Magic Dragon
Uncommon34.7%Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.
Printer Pal
Uncommon31.0%Fix Grandma's printer.
My Girl
Uncommon29.6%Get rid of the wasp nest.
Get To Know Shark Dad
Uncommon29.2%Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
Hobo Habitat
Uncommon28.8%Give Hobo Moe a new home.
Every Town Has An Elm Street
Uncommon28.3%Find a nightmarish costume.
Operation Intrude n313
Uncommon28.1%Sneak into Golden Haze.
Send Nudes
Uncommon27.4%Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.
Juvenile Delinquent
Uncommon27.0%Get arrested.
Chick'n Coop
Uncommon26.8%Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.
Mission Permission
Uncommon26.3%Forge a signature on the permission slip.
Blue Brailles
Uncommon26.2%Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber
Uncommon24.9%Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.
Look Ma, I Can Fly!
Uncommon24.9%Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.
A Long Road Ahead
Uncommon24.8%Complete Chapter 1.
Eye For Detail
Uncommon24.8%Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.
Mission Impassable
Uncommon24.8%Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.
Your Lemons Suck
Uncommon24.3%Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink
Marriage Counselor
Uncommon23.0%Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.
Jeremiah 29:12
Uncommon21.4%Convince someone that you're God.
Third Wheel
Uncommon20.5%Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.
Puny Express
Uncommon16.3%Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.
Creepy Peepy Boy
Uncommon15.6%Gain access to the girl's locker room.
Pummeling Puffs
Uncommon15.2%Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.
Don't Slurp That
Uncommon13.0%Give a condom to a boy in need.
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen
Uncommon12.5%Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.
Distraction With Action
Uncommon10.7%Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.
The World Can Wait
Rare8.7%Complete all optional sidequests.
Freaky Flasher
Rare7.7%Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
Chill Out
Rare6.9%Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.
Die Of Boredom
Rare6.2%Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.
Back In My Day
Rare5.8%Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.
Judge A Book By Its Cover
Rare5.6%Learn about 30 different library book titles.
Survivalist
Rare5.2%Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.
Locker Stalker
Very rare3.9%Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.
PermaPeeper
Very rare3.8%Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.
A Bushy Tale
Very rare3.6%Listen to the Bush's tragic story.
Coming Clean
Very rare3.6%Find Señor Cleanfist.
Lost Prophet
Very rare2.7%Find every Jesus.
Burned By Bernie
Very rare1.5%Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.
Project Runway
Very rare1.5%Collect every costume.
Speed Demon
Very rare1.1%Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.
Gotta Got 'Em All
Ultra rare0.9%Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
Desperate Times
Ultra rare0.8%Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.
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