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Cael Oddi Fy Tir

Very common73.7%

Play as Daffyd for the first time.

Twiddling the Bits

Common47.6%

Visit the options screen.

Hello, my name is Kenneth.

Common46.0%

Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!

Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al

Uncommon39.7%

Complete Wales.

wot u lookin at

Uncommon36.5%

Play as Darren for the first time.

Big Deal

Uncommon29.4%

Complete Swindon.

Once For Each Year

Uncommon28.0%

Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.

Something from the Salad Bar

Uncommon25.5%

Get sliced by the harvester.

Taking it From Behind

Uncommon25.2%

Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.

ReElection Special

Uncommon25.0%

Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.

Tally Ho!

Uncommon24.6%

Play as David for the first time.

Search and Destroy

Uncommon13.0%

Destroy the first piece of evidence.

Seek and Eliminate

Uncommon12.9%

Destroy the second piece of evidence.

Hunt and Kill

Uncommon12.9%

Destroy the third piece of evidence.

Uncover and Cover Up

Uncommon12.8%

Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.

Locate and Ruin

Uncommon12.8%

Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.

Find and F*** Up

Uncommon12.8%

Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.

Now Then, Where Were We?

Uncommon12.7%

Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.

Sorry, Went For a Cuppa

Uncommon12.7%

Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?

Oh I Give Up

Uncommon12.7%

All this counting is boring.

That Can't Be Right

Uncommon12.7%

Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.

Great Traffic Adventure

Uncommon10.2%

Complete the Game.

Know Your Enemy

Rare9.5%

Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.

Splat the Rat

Rare9.1%

You splat the rat.

The Ex-Wife

Rare8.3%

Crash into the lake when the body is floating.

Total Clock Up

Rare8.1%

Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.

GaGa

Rare7.3%

Listen to all the radio stations.

Prison Rules Apply

Rare7.2%

Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.

A Flaw in the System

Rare6.3%

Learn the Lidl safe combination.

Mindless Destruction

Rare5.8%

Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.

Jimmy Carr's Accountant

Rare5.8%

Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.

Spud-U-Like

Rare5.8%

Listen to entire rap.

Turn an Eye Blind

Very rare4.6%

Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.

Who Are These Guys!?

Very rare4.0%

In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.

Thamesting Fate

Very rare3.7%

Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.

Communist Leanings.

Very rare3.6%

Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.

Beyond the Possible

Very rare3.3%

Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.

Paradox

Very rare3.1%

If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work

Practice Makes Perfect

Very rare3.0%

Complete London without dying.