The Narrator is a DICK
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In this narrated platformer there's one man who's always out to get you... The Narrator. He's a real jerk, but with determination and a lot of skill MAYBE you can make it through this crazy adventure.
First Blood
Very common85.7%Died for the First time.
Off to a good start...
Very common81.8%You've died 10 times.
You Monster!
Common58.1%You killed an old lady.
hehe xd
Common52.6%Died 69 Times.
They're all repeats from here.
Uncommon35.1%You've heard all 151 death insults. I hope we didn't damage your self esteem.
suh dude
Uncommon31.7%Did drugs for the first (and last) time.
The Death of Giants
Uncommon24.3%You've slain the Giant Tom.
Why are you still here?
Uncommon21.7%You... you can stop now...
Git Gud
Very rare1.8%You really need to git gud.
Challenge Set A Cleared!
Very rare1.3%You cleared Challenge Set A! Keep it up!
Challenge Set B Cleared!
Very rare1.2%You cleared Challenge Set B! Don't stop now!
Speed Freak!
Very rare1.2%You beat the game in under 30 minutes without restarting.
Challenge Set C Cleared!
Ultra rare0.8%You cleared Challenge Set C! NICE!
You're a Legend!
Ultra rare0.8%You cleared Challenge Set A, B, and C. You LEGEND!
HOW?!?
Ultra rare0.7%You beat the entire game without dying a single time.
That's Insane!
Ultra rare0.7%You beat the game in under 15 minutes without restarting.
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