8BitMMO

Game Over

Uncommon35.7%

You lose at MMO.

Reach Level 2

Uncommon22.6%

Woo!

Placer of Blocks

Uncommon21.8%

Complete Draco's first quest: place five blocks.

Reward Finder

Uncommon17.6%

Find one reward block.

Reach Level 3

Uncommon10.7%

Woo!!

When you are Potato, anything is possible!

Rare7.2%

Become potato for great glory of national party!

Dragon Builder

Rare6.4%

Finish all of Draco's quests.

Please hang up and try again

Rare5.1%

Be mildly annoyed by a dropped connection or a 2AM SERVER REBOOT FUN TIME.

Reward Scavenger

Very rare4.7%

Find five reward blocks.

You should probably get tested

Very rare4.1%

After getting stabbed by someone with this achievement.

Reach Level 4

Very rare3.9%

WOOOOO!!!!

Hoarder

Very rare3.8%

Compulsively collect newspapers from 1995, because you might need them later for reasons.

Model Citizen

Very rare3.6%

Join a town.

Important Wiki Edits

Very rare3.6%

Write fanfiction that involves a crossover between citizens of your town and an obscure 1960's sci-fi television drama.

Trade

Very rare3.4%

Complete a trade with another player.

/credits

Very rare3.3%

Pretend to read the credits.

Reward Searcher

Very rare3.3%

Find fifteen reward blocks.

Not forever alone

Very rare3.2%

Be popular and admired.

Be the Developer

Very rare3.2%

Write an MMO by yourself for thirteen years.

Options Hero

Very rare3.1%

Spend fifteen minutes in the options screen.

Reach Level 5

Very rare3.0%

Jeez, calm down. That's enough levels already. Now go outside and really live your life. Visit a new place! Learn a new language! Talk to a stranger! Write a novel! Or don't, I'm just an achievement.

Reward Hunter

Very rare3.0%

Find thirty reward blocks.

Reward... who am I kidding, no one will ever get this one

Very rare2.9%

Find EVERY reward block on /rewardblocks (Primary server only!)

Braiiiiins

Very rare2.9%

Get infected with Zombieism (note, you can't get this from the shop -- you have to be bitten by another player).