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Bitardia

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In Bitardia you will experience all the rules of the Internet in action, and venture on a journey in the spirit of classic low-budget shooters, making your way through the obstacles of the fantastic world of an imageboard.

Adventure Indie Action
2015 ★ 70 40 achievements
40 achievements
The Right Way

The Right Way

72.7%

Pick Anon Mask

Modern Hero

Modern Hero

67.8%

Kill Cancer on the first mission

Builder

Builder

51.7%

Take the builder quest

Point of no return

Point of no return

48.8%

Pick Cancer Mask

The Shawshank redemption

The Shawshank redemption

40.1%

Break out of prison

Straight outta Bitardia

Straight outta Bitardia

38.6%

Get to jail after showing the video

I love it!

I love it!

36.7%

You have finished the note-finding mission

Guard

Guard

29.3%

Take the guard quest

Recruitment

Recruitment

28.0%

Agree to work on Abu

I am a legal alien

I am a legal alien

27.2%

Kill cancer on the first mission

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

26.6%

Get arrested for spoiling the stand

Good times, huh?

Good times, huh?

26.1%

Served a term in prison

Generation ABU

Generation ABU

25.1%

Kill anons on the first mission

Forbidden love

Forbidden love

21.2%

Finish the "QT 3.14" quest

Liberator

Liberator

19.8%

Rescue the hostage

An exploding sucess

An exploding sucess

19.4%

Explode the building

Jon Snow

Jon Snow

18.9%

Finish the "Winter is coming" quest

Victim of the regime

Victim of the regime

17.4%

To die, refusing to work on the Abu

Loser

Loser

17.2%

You didn't accept the note-finding mission

 I hate these people

I hate these people

16.8%

Finish the "Hotline Bitardia" quest

Sharper

Sharper

16.8%

Beat anon in cards

Professional

Professional

14.8%

More than 100 killed on arena

PROFIT!!!

PROFIT!!!

14.6%

Get some cash on arena

You're no /b/rother to me

You're no /b/rother to me

14.4%

Kill anons on the first mission

Direct hit

Direct hit

14.3%

Get to jail after entering the police station

Spooky Scary /B/itards

Spooky Scary /B/itards

13.7%

Finish a halloween-quests

Lookie, who we have here!

Lookie, who we have here!

13.1%

Finish the "Fifth Column" quest

Royale With Cheese

Royale With Cheese

13.0%

Return anon's debt

Shut Up And Take My Money!

Shut Up And Take My Money!

12.9%

Buy a pillow for anon

Let's Be Real

Let's Be Real

12.8%

Take care of the hospital

Caravan robba

Caravan robba

12.7%

Rob the caravan

Solid Snake

Solid Snake

12.7%

Get to jail while taking the camera

Nothing to Lose

Nothing to Lose

12.6%

Take care of the bank

Wheel of Fortune

Wheel of Fortune

12.2%

Finish the "Fifth wheel" quest

Speechmeister

Speechmeister

10.6%

Get to jail after talking to police

Paranoia

Paranoia

7.4%

Finish the "Missing part" quest

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

7.1%
Follow the Beige Box

Follow the Beige Box

6.5%

Agree to work for resistance

The End of Bitardia

The End of Bitardia

5.8%

Get the main ending

Brave New World

Brave New World

2.6%

Get an alternate ending

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