AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome

I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me

Uncommon23.0%

Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total.

One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase

Rare13.3%

Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out.

I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale

Rare10.6%

Awarded for completing your 128th jump.

I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It

Rare6.2%

Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates.

I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease

Rare5.9%

This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total.

OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo

Legendary3.3%

Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw!

I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome

Legendary3.2%

Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels.

I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot

Legendary1.3%

Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps.

The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them

Legendary1.3%

All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah.