Bum Simulator

Our Daily Bread

Common66.2%

Consume your first find.

Skilled Labor

Common60.8%

Learn to work for change.

I Believe in Change

Common58.7%

Get Bugzy his due.

Hato Sensei

Common56.6%

Learn about Shuriken Pigeon.

Level 2 Crook

Common55.2%

Level up.

Bird Culture

Common53.7%

Meet the Pigeon Lady.

Reverse Bribe

Common52.6%

Try to get money from the BPD.

Artiste

Common51.3%

Achieve a grade of A when drawing.

Short Fused

Common43.8%

Deliver Mr. Jello's package.

For My Cap

Common41.0%

Find a feather.

Base Decor

Uncommon39.5%

Collect a blueprint.

Petty Cash

Uncommon36.8%

Earn 25$.

Beast of Burden

Uncommon36.2%

Fill Carl's inventory.

Best Part

Uncommon33.6%

Listen to the whole main menu song.

Street Cred

Uncommon32.9%

Earn some respect.

You Can Do That!?

Uncommon30.0%

Transport a passenger on Carl.

Rewarding Your Rugged Individualism

Uncommon26.9%

Complete a Richman's side quest.

Go East!

Uncommon26.6%

Meet the good doctor.

Alcohol Alchemy

Uncommon26.4%

Complete the presentation of Fus Doh Beer.

Fine! I'll do it Myself!

Uncommon25.4%

Decide to defend your base.

Level 8 Bum

Uncommon25.1%

Attain level 8.

Home Field Advantage

Uncommon24.8%

Defend successfully from a raid.

Long John Bronze

Uncommon24.0%

Support John's business.

Art School Reject

Uncommon23.5%

Get a grade of F when drawing.

All His Flavors Are Guaranteed To Satisfy

Uncommon23.4%

Support Richard's business.

Favorite Machine at the Gym

Uncommon23.0%

Buy a drink or snack from a vending machine.

Rage Against the Machine

Uncommon22.4%

Obtain a free product from a vending machine.

Obsolete Technology

Uncommon22.3%

Interact with a phone booth.

Reach Second Base

Uncommon20.9%

Liberate another base location.

Lockpicking 100

Uncommon20.6%

"Pick" a lock.

Most Wanted

Uncommon19.6%

Become a five-star player.

As unseen on CCTV

Uncommon19.2%

Destroy EvilWay's surveillance equipment.

U Marks the Spot

Uncommon18.8%

Finish the investigation of the EvilWay secret EvilLab.

Cover More Ground

Uncommon18.5%

Blow up.

Target Practice

Uncommon17.7%

Complete one shooting gallery side quest.

Al-chemical Genius

Uncommon17.3%

Smelt aluminum for the first time.

Jokey's Surprise

Uncommon17.1%

Complete a Mr. Jello's side quest.

This is Just a Tribute

Uncommon16.5%

Pay off a bug raid.

With the Fishes

Uncommon15.8%

Throw a Bug into the ocean.

F

Uncommon15.6%

Paid (with) your respects.

Everybody Knows My Name

Uncommon14.8%

Earn 10 respect.

Garden Variety

Uncommon14.5%

Harvest any homegrown plant.

Benjamin

Uncommon13.8%

Earn 100$.

First Try

Uncommon13.7%

Find the Safehouse.

Best Laid Plans

Uncommon13.1%

Collect 10 blueprints.

For Science!

Uncommon12.7%

Complete a Dr. East's side quest.

Ultimate Hunger

Uncommon12.7%

Try American cuisine.

Level 15 Creep

Uncommon12.4%

Attain level 15.

Cu-rrent Conductor

Uncommon12.2%

Smelt copper for the first time.

Squatter

Uncommon11.9%

Recruit a Creep in your base.

Twice the Pride, Double The Fall

Uncommon11.9%

Knock a corrupt politician down a peg.

Feel the Force Flow Through You

Uncommon11.4%

Die as a result of electrical shock.

Mamma Mia

Uncommon11.2%

Try Italian cuisine.

Three Minutes

Uncommon11.2%

Drown.

Faster than Light

Uncommon11.1%

Fully upgrade Pigeon Shuriken.

Secret Ingredient

Uncommon11.1%

Accelerate plant growth with guano.

Fine Feathers

Uncommon11.0%

Find 10 feathers.

Mission Creep

Uncommon10.1%

Acquire resources from a minion sent on a mission.

Every Penny Counts

Uncommon10.0%

Pawn 0.01$ worth of items.

Organically Sauced

Uncommon10.0%

Prepare Hot Dogs for beachgoers.

Extreme Weather

Rare9.7%

Fully upgrade Pigeonado.

Broteins

Rare8.3%

Feed Little Bro.

Heimlich Maneuver

Rare7.7%

Retrieve the EvilWay security key card.

Clever Use of Gameplay Mechanics

Rare7.5%

"Win" the fight on the rooftop.

Secret Stash

Rare7.5%

Complete a Trixie's side quest.

All Your Base are Belong to Us

Rare7.3%

Liberate all base locations.

Project Gutenberg

Rare7.2%

Create paper for the first time.

Roasted Greens

Rare7.2%

Roast a vegetable or a fruit.

Sustainable Farming

Rare6.5%

Harvest a sustainable homegrown plant.

Three Weeks

Rare6.5%

Die of hunger.

Death by a Thousand Cuts

Rare6.3%

Fully upgrade Peckers.

Not in Kansas Anymore

Rare6.3%

Catch 10 things in a single Pigeonado.

Dressed To Kill

Rare6.2%

Apply a costume to your pigeon.

In Charge of Charge

Rare6.1%

Charge the battery.

Perfect Aim

Rare5.8%

Complete all shooting gallery side quests.

TRIANGULATE!

Rare5.6%

Place antennas in three different bases.

Instrument of Vengeance

Rare5.4%

Complete all Mr. Jello's side quests.

Trickle-down Economics

Rare5.2%

Complete all Richman's side quests.

You're A-Maze-ing

Rare5.2%

Solve the EvilWay maze.

From Bones to Dust

Rare5.1%

Complete the main story.

Hotel du Parc

Rare5.1%

Sleep on a bench for at least 8 hours.

Terminal Velocity

Very rare4.9%

Fall from too high.

Big Tobacco

Very rare4.7%

Produce a pack of cigarettes.

Summa Bum Laude

Very rare4.7%

Complete all Dr. East's side quests.

Bumelon Musk

Very rare4.1%

Earn 500$.

She Might Have a Problem

Very rare4.1%

Complete all Trixie's side quests.

Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Very rare4.0%

Urinate on a puking person.

High Hygiene

Very rare3.8%

Take a shower.

Naked Knight

Very rare3.8%

Destroy the armor of a Bug Knight with an exploding projectile.

Level 30 Boss

Very rare3.7%

Attain level 30.

Soylent Green

Very rare3.5%

Discover the Green Goo Vodka recipe.

Liquid Lightning

Very rare3.4%

Discover the Flash Bourbon recipe.

In High Feather

Very rare3.2%

Find 25 feathers.

Three Days

Very rare3.2%

Die of dehydration.

BFF

Very rare3.0%

Hang a tribute for your best friend in your base.

Royale Treatment

Very rare2.9%

Discover the Clown Royale recipe.

Vehicular Manslaughter

Very rare2.9%

Get into a fatal traffic accident.

Bum Corleone

Very rare2.8%

Earn 50 respect.

How Dare You!

Very rare2.5%

Attempt to interrupt the villain's monologue.

Street Food Gourmet

Very rare2.5%

Cook the Bum's Special.

Chilled Pee Soup

Very rare2.2%

Urinate on your own fridge.

Grand Design

Very rare2.0%

Collect all blueprints.

Doversace

Very rare1.8%

Collect all costumes for your pigeons.

Zap!

Very rare1.8%

One-shot a Bug Shaman with an electrifying projectile.

In Full Feather

Very rare1.6%

Find all feathers.