SpaceVenture

Roombotic Erasure

Uncommon20.7%

A terminal exfoliation event brought on by aggressive, miscalibrated floor-cleaning automatons.

Ace Plumber

Uncommon20.6%

Complete the Pipes puzzle

Epidermal Evaporitis

Uncommon18.6%

A spontaneous blast of regret and third-degree irony.

Ace Microchip Engineer

Uncommon13.3%

Repair Rooter's brain chip without wimping out

Astro Impactitis

Uncommon12.6%

Terminal atmospheric insertion disorder, with high likelihood of craterification.

Ductal Stukosis

Uncommon10.6%

The fatal swelling of ego leading one to believe they can fit through any air duct.

Elevatus Catastrophica

Uncommon10.5%

Death by rapid gravitational descent within a failed orbital elevator system, resulting in high-velocity cranial-floor convergence.

Beat SpaceVenture

Rare9.4%

Beat SpaceVenture

Tatoorakian Exhumatosis

Rare8.3%

Death resulting from full-body ingestion by a mega-faunal sandworm, followed by a thousand-year peristaltic pilgrimage through the beast’s legendary bowels. Victim is eventually excreted as a perfectly arranged bone tableau — usually somewhere scenic.

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly (RUD)

Rare7.5%

The result of recklessly piloting one’s spacecraft into an asteroid or other large space object.

Dominus Machina

Rare7.3%

Systemic neurological override induced by iMom’s ascension to galactic dominance. Victim becomes a loyal meat-puppet in her perfect empire. A fate worse than death?

Fatal Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia

Rare6.1%

A sudden, stabbing cranial agony inflicted by the reckless consumption of frozen delights. Typically self-induced.

Ex Machina Cataclysmos

Rare5.1%

A violent case of self-destructive behavior exhibited by the iMom AI, culminating in a catastrophic core detonation. Victim is instantly atomized in a maternal meltdown of terminal proportions.

Monolitho Simianosis

Very rare3.8%

A cerebral devolution triggered by prolonged monolith exposure, resulting in the abandonment of humanity and an affinity for fecal projectiles.

Ace Crane Operator

Very rare1.4%

Collect ship parts together in one visit!

Ace Poltroid Survivor Cluck Scare Game

Very rare1.4%

Survive 3 nights in Cluck Yegger: Escape from the Planet of the Poultroids

Explosive Suctionosis

Very rare1.1%

An acute depressurization disorder resulting from reckless blunt-force trauma to airlock glazing, typically with a pipe wrench. Symptoms include sudden ejection, explosive decompression, and regret.

Collect them all!

Very rare1.0%

Collect all 60 backer cards!

Clucky Bird Ace

Ultra rare0.8%

Pass 100 Pipes in Clucky Bird

Memory Restoration Speedrunner

Ultra rare0.5%

Restore Aces memories within 2 minutes

Pepper Pal Pounce

Ultra rare0.5%

Score 50,000 points on Pepper Pal Pounce

iMom Speed Runner

Ultra rare0.3%

Defeat iMom in less than 3 minutes