Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator

Hello, Scum

Very common95.4%

You earned 2 reputation points in your new career as an organ trader.

Committed

Very common86.9%

You fulfilled the desires of over 9 clients!

Organ Toucher

Very common80.9%

You touched organs outside of your own body several times.

Reputable Trader

Very common76.1%

You earned 350 reputation points by any means necessary.

Doubled Investment

Common68.6%

You earned 20,000 credits by any means necessary.

Oxygen Measurements

Common65.5%

Did you know that the average adult breathes roughly 14 times a minute? Very uncomfortable fact.

Meatshare

Common60.2%

You bought 5 organ shares, representing theoretical values as determined by market forces.

Binding Terms

Common58.4%

You fulfilled the desires of over 49 clients!

Severed Contract

Common45.3%

You abandoned 5 clients to their fate.

Flesh Replacement

Uncommon30.5%

You changed your face and species 10 times, to escape tax authorities.

Stiffed Competition

Uncommon28.2%

You paid off 5 competing traders so you could buy organs in peace.

Facial Repercussions

Uncommon21.6%

You changed your face and species 30 ​times, to escape social judgment.

Organ Monopoly

Uncommon14.4%

You paid off 15 competing traders so you could corner the organ market personally.

Organ Fondler

Uncommon11.2%

This will look nice in your achievement list.

Long Odds

Rare6.0%

At some point in your life, you owned over 52 meters worth of intestines. Congratulations