Nihilist Simulator
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A game where your only goal is to die - Just like in real life!
Crippling!
Uncommon16.1%Get squished by cripple.
Piano!
Uncommon16.1%Get squished by piano.
Camping!
Uncommon15.6%Burn yourself 5 times in one life (campfire).
Saw!
Uncommon14.5%Get cut by saw 5 times in one life.
Siblings!
Uncommon13.0%5 graves on map.
Graveyard!
Uncommon12.2%10 graves on map.
Sweet taste of death!
Uncommon11.2%Drink poison 5 times in one life.
Electrifying!
Uncommon10.6%Get struck by electricity power 5 times in one life.
Expert!
Uncommon10.2%Die 10 times.
Cemetery!
Uncommon10.1%20 graves on map.
Light my fire!
Uncommon10.1%Burn yourself 5 times in one life (oil).
Spikes!
Rare9.1%Get stabbed by spikes 5 times in one life.
Massacre!
Rare8.9%30 graves on map.
Anvil!
Rare8.6%Get hit by anvil in the head 5 times in one life.
Bee Gees!
Rare8.5%Get stunned by bees 5 times in one life.
Aristotle's Grave!
Rare7.9%Smash Aristotle's Grave!
Just Hanging!
Rare7.9%Hang yourself 5 times in one life.
Genocide!
Rare7.8%40 graves on map.
Nelson Goodman's Grave!
Rare7.6%Smash Nelson Goodman's Grave!
Zeno's Grave!
Rare7.6%Smash Zeno's Grave!
Allama Iqbal's Grave!
Rare7.5%Smash Allama Iqbal's Grave!
Epicurus' Grave!
Rare7.5%Smash Epicurus' Grave!
G. W. F. Hegel's Greve!
Rare7.5%Smash G. W. F. Hegel's Greve!
Immanuel Kant's Grave!
Rare7.5%Smash Immanuel Kant's Grave!
I was born for this!
Rare7.5%Die 20 times.
Ludwig Wittgenstein's Grave!
Rare7.5%Smash Ludwig Wittgenstein's Grave!
René Descartes' Grave!
Rare7.5%Smash René Descartes' Grave!
Voltaire's Grave!
Rare7.5%Smash Voltaire's Grave!
William James' Grave!
Rare7.5%Smash William James' Grave!
William of Ockham's Grave!
Rare7.5%Smash William of Ockham's Grave!
Albert Camus' Grave!
Rare7.4%Smash Albert Camus' Grave!
Arthur Schopenhauer's Grave!
Rare7.4%Smash Arthur Schopenhauer's Grave!
Friedrich Nietzsche's Grave!
Rare7.4%Smash Friedrich Nietzsche's Grave!
Gottfried Leibniz's Greve!
Rare7.4%Smash Gottfried Leibniz's Greve!
Gottlob Frege's Grave!
Rare7.4%Smash Gottlob Frege's Grave!
J. J. Rousseau's Grave!
Rare7.4%Smash J. J. Rousseau's Grave!
Plato's Grave!
Rare7.4%Smash Plato's Grave!
George Berkeley's Grave!
Rare7.3%Smash George Berkeley's Grave!
Miguel de Unamuno's Grave!
Rare7.3%Smash Miguel de Unamuno's Grave!
Niccolo Machiavelli's Grave!
Rare7.3%Smash Niccolo Machiavelli's Grave!
Thales' Grave!
Rare7.3%Smash Thales' Grave!
W. O. Quine's Grave!
Rare7.3%Smash W. O. Quine's Grave!
Xenophon's Grave!
Rare7.3%Smash Xenophon's Grave!
Yan Yuan's Grave!
Rare7.2%Smash Yan Yuan's Grave!
Srebrenica!
Rare6.9%50 graves on map.
Life Goals!
Rare6.6%Die 30 times.
Holocaust!
Rare6.2%60 graves on map.
Revolution!
Rare5.9%70 graves on map.
Socialism!
Rare5.4%80 graves on map.
Communism!
Rare5.2%90 graves on map.
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