No, I'm not a Human
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An intimate story about a disaster and guests from underground. People are breaking into your home, but not all of them are true people.
Not on my watch!
Very common91.5%Identify a Visitor and take action
TV Made Me Do It
Very common87.0%Check a person for Visitor signs for the first time
Come and see
Very common84.4%
First time?
Very common74.3%Misidentify a Visitor
Special Delivery
Very common72.6%Order something from ForRest
Harsh Compromise
Common68.7%Accept a bribe. Shameless
Soooooo...
Common59.3%
Yes, I'm Alone
Common58.6%
Your Fluffy Master
Common57.6%Feed the cat
Wrath of the Vigilante
Common52.1%
Lost in the Roots
Common48.0%Learn the secrets of immortality from the Forest
Do Not Disturb
Common47.5%
No, I'm not a Visitor
Common45.2%
Amateurish Exorcism
Common44.9%
What THE HELL Was That?!
Common41.2%
Walk A Mile in Their Shoes
Common41.1%
No, I'm Not Alone
Uncommon36.8%
House of the Living
Uncommon34.3%Prevent Visitors from killing anyone during the first week
Frenemy
Uncommon33.6%Kill the same character both as a human and a Visitor
The End?
Uncommon27.6%Survive till the end
A House with History
Uncommon27.3%Explore the past of your home
Story Was a Little Dry
Uncommon22.9%Beat the game without drinking kombucha
I AM THE LAW
Uncommon22.0%
Idiot Box
Uncommon21.0%Watch all the TV shows
Hot Potato
Uncommon20.8%
Pest Control
Uncommon17.9%
Shroom or Doom
Uncommon16.8%
Yes, I'm a Murderer
Uncommon16.8%
May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins!
Uncommon15.8%
Embrace The Inevitable
Uncommon15.4%
Sommelier
Uncommon14.9%Fill your belly
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
Uncommon13.9%
Watch and learn
Uncommon13.8%Teach a young man the meaning of murder
Happier Days
Uncommon12.3%
Event Horizon
Uncommon11.7%
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!
Uncommon11.5%
Bullets to spare
Uncommon10.4%Shoot 30 times in total
Radioactive
Uncommon10.4%Hear all the radio messages
You Weren't Supposed to Hear That
Uncommon10.2%
Welcome to FEMA
Rare9.8%
Family Dinner
Rare9.7%Don't refuse anyone entry
Breakfast of Champions
Rare9.5%Nothing’s better than coffee and a cigarette
Wait...
Rare9.2%
The road to the Mushroom Land
Rare8.7%
Fog-in-the-box
Rare8.0%
The Child of Doom
Rare7.1%
Over the Garden Wall
Rare5.4%Witness every window scene
In the dark
Rare5.3%
Bullet Dodger
Rare5.2%
The Usual Suspects
Rare5.2%Meet all characters at least once
A Very Sad Poem
Rare5.0%
Everywhere at the End of Time
Very rare3.4%Unlock all endings
You're Fired!
Very rare3.0%
The Whisperer in Darkness
Very rare2.3%
Martyr
Very rare2.1%
The Wolflord
Very rare1.6%
Undulations of Capricorn
Very rare1.6%
Phone Book
Very rare1.3%Make a call to every number
Bring me a dream
Very rare1.2%
Rise up and walk
Ultra rare0.8%Related games
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