Last Knight: Rogue Rider Edition

A pooptastic achievement.

Uncommon21.2%

A horse is the fastest way to travel for an adventurer in the medieval times but it poops. - Let your horse take a dump in the Endless Journey main menu.

Smashtastic!

Uncommon20.3%

Recipe: take a bucket and smash it to a Smashing then let it fly for 1 sec, lastly behead the bucket. Shazam you have a Smashtastic! - Make a Smashtastic. #Smashtastic

Smashing Scientist

Uncommon10.3%

Recipe: take a bucket, then powerful push a wooden stick to the center of his chest. Lastly let it fly with enough force and you get a Smashing. Repeat 10 times for a delicious achievement. - Make 10 Smashing. #Smashing

Medival Michael Bay

Rare9.1%

Add some explosives to a joust and you get a medival blockbuster! - Joust a bucket or horse into a mine. #Bucketbuster #Horsesplosion

Bucket Executioner

Rare8.7%

Bodies need to fly and heads need to roll! - Behead 10 Buckets. #Beheaded

Back to Front

Rare8.2%

Finish the normal Story mode campaign.

A Hat for your Head

Rare8.2%

Hats are head enhancement gear, hats are free, hats can be found in presents, hats are randomly generated, hats can be shared, hats look nice on your head but hats can not be bought. Find one of those hats in the Endless Mode.

Beyond Golden

Rare7.1%

Reach a golden bridge in one of the Endless Journey modes. [+Unlock Reward]

Eating a Giant Cake without Exploding

Rare6.8%

Yes, this cake, including the cherry on top, is not a lie! Let your horse eat it and make sure it does not explode while doing so. To clarfiy: the horse is what you have to keep from exploding while the cake needs to get absorbed by the stomach.

Bucket Smasher

Rare6.7%

Now you get the idea: there can be never enough smashed buckets! - Smash 100 Buckets.

You Got the Power!

Rare5.8%

Unlock all 6 power ups: Big Boom Cannon, Ghost Rider, Pegasus Wings, Second Sight Clock, Shield & Armor and Unicorn Rainbows. [+Unlock Reward]

Eating a Giant Burger without Exploding

Rare5.6%

Get yourself a giant meat burger and eat it all up. But first check your belly radius or just pray that you don't explode!

Feeling Kinda Naked

Rare5.4%

Destroy a tier 2 armor or higher till it breaks off and everyone can see your underpants! You better laid out the best, this morning, for this occasion. (Your underwear is generated by a algorithm that takes your personality in account.)

Smashtastictacalur Achievement

Rare5.1%

You truly know how to smash those buckets to pieces when you manage to do it 10 times! #Smashtastic

Legendary Hat

Rare5.0%

It is magical, glorious, magnificent and all out spectacular while you wear it on your unworthy head. Show some respect for the hat and bow in front of it! All glory to the hat!

The Full Cast

Very rare4.8%

Unlock all 7 Characters: the Knight, the Soldier Knight, the Master Knight, the Princess, the King, the Skeleton King and the Horned Bucket Head. [+Unlock Reward]

Burning Bridges

Very rare4.7%

As the old worldly wisdom says: successful men burn all their bridges but only after they passed them first! - Destroy 200 bridges.

Banners and Trees Chaos

Very rare4.6%

Someone said those roads could even be more dangerous if those banners and needle trees would be knocked over and lay on those roads. Nobody says here that someone should do that. Someone else said your right hand would get cut off as punishment when you get caught. On the other hand someone distributes gold in your hands for each knocked over. - Destroy 200 banners/needle trees.

Pass you shall

Very rare4.4%

Let someone else open the gate for you. How about a bucket near to it and if he doesn't get the idea you might need to force him. - Throw a bucket through a graveyard gate. #Bouncer

Medival Batter

Very rare4.3%

You have to get all medival in this game, when there are no balls you gotta use bucket heads and skulls to make your Home Runs. Just joust them very far! - Make 10 Home Runs. #Home-Run

Honor To The Fallen Heroes

Very rare4.2%

All your dead heroes get saved in the cloud. Somewhere in the menus you will find a button that will lead you to them so you can honor their deaths!

Safety Rope Is Safe To Use

Very rare4.0%

Make use of the safety rope while not fearing any consequences which could occur. (All possbile outcomes of the usage have been clearly hightlighted in the fine print of your safety rope manual. We can not be made responsible for any missing manuals that could have been lost in the transport of your safety rope nor will we replace any missing manuals.)

Spider Squasher

Very rare3.8%

When you manage this you are a true white knight who throws out each and every one of these that make those princesses squeak. - Throw away 100 Spiders.

Bat Smacker

Very rare3.8%

To them you are just a tinned snack. Better don't let them put their teeth in you and instead smack them through the air. - Smack 100 bats.

Buckets Full of Water

Very rare3.7%

Buckets are not only good for jousting, they are also useful for filling them with water! - Throw 20 Horned-Bucket-Heads into the water. #Water-Bucket

Kim Jong-un's Last Glorious Anthem

Very rare3.7%

-He is cold as ice -Wins all fights -His cheeks those of peaches -There is nothing that could reach it -His powerfulness and his bum -Only over shadowed by the power of the sun

Hitler's Last Stand

Very rare3.5%

You have been chosen to eliminate the most evil snowman of all the evil snowmen! In this completely free DLC special extra mission (that was already in the game and still is) you have to put a lance through Hitler's frozen heart and destroy him for once and for all. (He is hiding between all the other evil snowmen.)

Skewed Balling

Very rare3.3%

Complete the quest for a trickshot where you have to hit two things with one cannonball. [+Quest Reward]

Anti Physicalizational

Very rare3.3%

Complete the quest for inbetween where you have to be inside physical things for at least 100 feet with a single ghost power up. [+Quest Reward]

Destructively Jostling

Very rare3.2%

Complete the quest for crushing where you have to destroy 8 things with a single shield and armor power up. [+Quest Reward]

Snowmen Massacre

Very rare3.2%

Make no difference between evil and good snowmen and just smash them all to snowy bits! - Destroy 100 Snowmen.

Skeleton Shatterer

Very rare3.2%

Those Skeletons are always moving clumsly into your way, make them all pay and shatter them to pieces! - Shatter 100 Skeletons.

Colorful Tieing

Very rare3.0%

Complete the quest for rainbows where you have to ride over 7 Rainbows with one power up. [+Quest Reward]

Buckets Full of Lava

Very rare2.8%

Sometimes those peasants want to drink something hot instead of lousy water, so you gotta fill some buckets with lava. - Throw 10 Horned-Bucket-Heads into the lava. (Kicking with your foot prohibited.) #Lava-Bucket

Crispy Critters

Very rare2.8%

Sometimes burned and scorched is not enough, sometimes it needs to be really crispy! - Throw 25 creatures into the lava. #Crispy

Beyond Spectacular

Very rare2.7%

Reach a diamond bridge in one of the Endless Journey modes. [+Unlock Reward]

Aerial Attraction

Very rare2.7%

Complete the quest for flying where you have to fly a distance of 30 feet. [+Quest Reward]

Circular Chronophobical

Very rare2.6%

Complete the quest for slower time where you have to slow down time for a total of 2 seconds with a single clock power-up. [+Quest Reward]

Enormous Crafted Castle

Very rare2.6%

Craft the new castle with enough gold and treasures after finishing the story mode. [+Magic Lance Reward]

x10 Scratches Combo

Very rare2.5%

Contract an insurance then ensure a big payday by making a scratches combo that it atleast x10. (Yes, insurances work with combos but only in video games.)

Jousting Redefined

Very rare2.5%

You always had a feeling that those bucket's were capable of more. Use your inner rocket scientist, apply higher physic mathematics and calculate the parable with the force and some luck. - Joust 10 buckets or horses into wooden targets. #On-Target

Bite the Dust

Very rare2.3%

Let 500 heroes die. (Not necessary on purpose) [+Unlock Reward]

A Hat for each Head

Very rare2.2%

Collect those hats and equip each of the 7 characters with a hat! Those hats need to be something else then the default ones. The hats have to be of randomly generated types. They can not be special extra hats.

Can't Stop Won't Stop

Very rare2.2%

Travel overall 500000 feet in Endless Journey. [+Unlock Reward]

Nom Nom Nom

Very rare2.2%

Eat overall 1000 meat and/or apples in the Starve or Blow Up mode. [+Unlock Reward]

Oversized

Very rare2.1%

Eat more then humanly possible or horse-ly possible. In the Rogue Rider Mode you have to eat more then the maximum of 10 fat without exploding. You got to use magic to make this possible!

Exploded Steaks Please

Very rare2.1%

Just because everything gets more delicious with a big portion of explosives. - Throw a creature into a mine. #Busted

Eight-Armed Lumberjacks

Very rare2.0%

Lend you some hands or arms, the finger is pointed at those spiders, they are armed with some, lay your hands on them, it is in your hands to use them in a handy way where they will fell some trees for you without you lifting a finger and keeping them at arm's length. A achievement may be handed to you! - Use 10 spiders to fell 10 trees. #Eight-Armed-Logger

Play of Water

Very rare2.0%

Big or small, cute or nasty, nice or mean, just you make it splash! - Throw 50 creatures into the water. #Splashy

Little Dragon Slapper

Very rare2.0%

They might be little but their fireballs are devastating. It is time that someone cut them down to size with some good old slaps! - Slap away 100 little dragons.

Last to First

Very rare2.0%

Finish the first person Story mode campaign.

No More Questionable Quests Asked!

Very rare2.0%

Complete all 35 Quests.

Hire Squire

Very rare2.0%

And you thought only a fool would want to step into your boots and set out in this cruel world. But here is someone to proof you wrong, that is of course when you give him a nice sum of extra motivation.

Shopping Tour

Very rare2.0%

When you manage to make it to a village it is time to spend all your hard earned gold! Visit all the shops a village has to offer.

Bottom to Top

Very rare1.9%

Finish the bird's eye Story mode campaign

Death in the Inventory

Very rare1.9%

This achievement is just here to document this embarrassing incident. Well, some people will insist that managing to do such thing is also a accomplishment.

Toad Striker

Very rare1.9%

The want to lick you, take you and then swallow you! Strike them and they might reconsider their plan. - Strike 100 Toads.

Santa Claus All Around

Very rare1.9%

You got to find Santa and then poke him. -Why? Ask Santas glorious belly. It basically begs for it!

Heavy Bronze Medival Metal Medals

Very rare1.9%

Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with atleast bronze medals in all levels.

Chocolate Apples

Very rare1.9%

Let your horse(s) poop 10000 horse apples. [+Unlock Reward]

Bling Bling

Very rare1.8%

Carry 5 of each diamond type with you but remember you can't eat them!

So Shiny So Polished

Very rare1.8%

Equip yourself with the highest tier armor which will guarantee you to make a glorious impression on every knights party. It also increases your chance for survival in this cruel world.

Heavy Silver Medival Metal Medals

Very rare1.8%

Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with atleast silver medals in all levels.

Heavy Golden Medival Metal Medals

Very rare1.8%

Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with gold medals in all levels.

Time to Grief

Very rare1.8%

There is no shame or weakness in mourning on the old mans grave (which is basically the grave of you your previous self). Take this achievement to give you some comfort in your pain.

Hard Work

Very rare1.7%

Let a Blacksmith repair a armor which is completely destroyed. With all those pieces missing, in no time and that all for a flat price - he really is the most talented and most humble craftsman from here to the edge of the world!

Rolling with a 100 Inches Boulder

Very rare1.7%

The boulders you are rolling with are the biggest but you gotta make sure to show it to everyone while the beats are banging out your ...wait, just speed it up 3 times with your lance and don't mind any casualties it rolls over!

The Artifact of Insanity

Very rare1.7%

Find and reach The Artifact of Insanity wonder of the world.

Batman Is Not Amused

Very rare1.7%

Throw those bats like they were batarengs and hit some bright green glowing popping popculture baloney ballon things in the batcave! - Pop 10 mushrooms with bats. #Batareng

The Pillar of The World

Very rare1.7%

Find and reach The Pillar of The World wonder of the world.

The Gargantuan Pearl

Very rare1.7%

Find and reach The Gargantuan Pearl wonder of the world.

The Stairs to The Sky

Very rare1.7%

Find and reach the Stairs to The Sky wonder of the world.

The Colossus of Bogussus

Very rare1.7%

Find and reach The Colossus of Bogussus wonder of the world.

Careful! Explosive!

Very rare1.7%

Throw a mine bomb and then roll it for 100 knight feed without having it explode. Make sure to make it hop over obstacles and don't accidentally hit the ignite button!

The Tree of Life

Very rare1.7%

Find and reach The Tree of Life wonder of the world.

The Garden of Paradise

Very rare1.6%

Find and reach The Garden of Paradise wonder of the world.

Mindblowing Wonderful!

Very rare1.6%

Find and reach all seven of the wonders of the world over the course of multiple games.