Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

Short That Baby

Very common94.9%

Complete your first short.

Ante Up

Very common90.5%

Complete a trading day with increased trade volume.

Pixem...

Very common87.1%

Complete Pixem's campaign.

Observer

Very common84.2%

Witness more than 100 unique events.

Long Lived

Very common74.8%

Trade a baby that lives over 140 years.

Selectively Useful

Very common74.6%

Hire an inaccurate consultant.

Mr. Zip It...

Common64.2%

Complete Mr. Zip It's campaign.

Psychic

Common62.5%

Sell stock 1 seconds before a baby dies.

Top. Men.

Common55.8%

Turn a profit in a day while only hiring inaccurate consultants.

Keen Observer

Common51.9%

Witness more than 200 unique events.

Big Time

Common45.2%

Complete a day with a trade volume over 125x.

The Short Big

Common43.6%

Lose $100k on a single short.

The Big Short

Uncommon39.4%

Gain $80k on a single short.

Wenbill...

Uncommon39.4%

Complete Wenbill's campaign.

Paid in Full

Uncommon38.7%

Get murdered by the Loan Shark.

Some of My Best Friends are Insectoids

Uncommon38.2%

Trade each baby species at least once.

The Crew

Uncommon37.6%

Complete a trading day with every consultant slot filled.

Holmit Miskie...

Uncommon34.9%

Complete Holmit Miskie's campaign.

BIG MONEY

Uncommon34.3%

Earn $1M or more in a single day.

The House Always Wins

Uncommon34.2%

Lose three side bets in a single day.

Obsessed with Babies

Uncommon33.5%

Witness more than 500 unique events.

They Can't All Be Winners

Uncommon32.8%

Trade a baby that dies before the age of 30.

Whoopsie

Uncommon23.2%

Lose $200k on a side bet.

Representative Hoddle...

Uncommon22.2%

Complete Representative Hoddle's campaign.

Betting Enthusiast

Uncommon20.0%

Spend $1M on side bets.

Who Are You?

Uncommon19.5%

Change Your Portrait or Title.

B'ho Maximum...

Uncommon15.9%

Complete B'ho Maximum's campaign.

Nuria Voll...

Uncommon15.9%

Complete Nuria Voll's campaign.

Locked In

Uncommon15.7%

Play for 3 hours consecutively.

This is How I Win

Uncommon14.4%

Lose $1M Credits or more in a single day.

Fulds...

Uncommon14.0%

Complete Fulds' campaign.

Wengrave Shup...

Uncommon12.5%

Complete Wengrave Shup's campaign.

Now YOU Are the Baby Trader

Uncommon10.0%

Complete one Scenario.

Day Trader

Rare8.8%

Complete one daily challenge

Avett Clime...

Rare7.5%

Complete Avett Clime's Campaign

Stagnant

Rare6.3%

End the day with less than $10 profit or loss

Spared No Expense

Rare5.9%

Cumulatively bought over 100 stocks in a single day.

Lucky Dime

Very rare3.6%

Achieve Gold on one Scenario.

Citizen Grumble...

Very rare3.4%

Complete Citizen Grumble's campaign

I'M TWELVE MILLION YEARS OLD

Very rare3.3%

Unlock the "Actual Dracula" Title.

Public Enemy

Very rare2.8%

Achieve Gold on Avett Clime's campaign

XX_Terror23_XX...

Very rare2.2%

Complete XX_Terror23_XX's campaign

Profitable

Very rare1.8%

Complete the Quota Scenario.

Endless Chanting

Very rare1.6%

Achieve Gold on Citizen Grumble's campaign

Extremely Profitable

Very rare1.6%

Achieve Gold on the Quota Scenario.

Three Days and a Baby

Very rare1.5%

Earn a three-day streak in daily challenges

Number Go Up

Very rare1.4%

Complete six Scenarios.

Utter Devastation

Very rare1.4%

Achieve Gold on XX_Terror23_XX's campaign

Grob Olk...

Very rare1.2%

Complete Grob Olk's campaign

Wenbill's Nightmare...

Very rare1.1%

Complete Wenbill's Nightmare campaign

Eternal Nightmares

Ultra rare0.8%

Achieve Gold on Wenbill's Nightmare campaign

Sire's Big Table for Daddy

Ultra rare0.6%

Achieve Gold on Grob Olk's campaign

The Money Bin

Ultra rare0.6%

Achieve Gold on six Scenarios.

What a week, huh?

Ultra rare0.6%

Earn a seven-day streak in daily challenges