Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
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Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
Ante Up
CommonComplete a trading day with increased trade volume.
Avett Clime...
RareComplete Avett Clime's Campaign
Betting Enthusiast
UncommonSpend $1M on side bets.
B'ho Maximum...
UncommonComplete B'ho Maximum's campaign.
BIG MONEY
CommonEarn $1M or more in a single day.
Big Time
CommonComplete a day with a trade volume over 125x.
Branded Hospital
Rare
Citizen Grumble...
LegendaryComplete Citizen Grumble's campaign
C-Suite
Rare
Day Trader
RareComplete one daily challenge
DIAMOND HANDS
Common
Endless Chanting
LegendaryAchieve Gold on Citizen Grumble's campaign
Eternal Nightmares
LegendaryAchieve Gold on Wenbill's Nightmare campaign
Extremely Profitable
LegendaryAchieve Gold on the Quota Scenario.
Freedom
Legendary
Fulds...
RareComplete Fulds' campaign.
Grob Olk...
LegendaryComplete Grob Olk's campaign
Health Insurance
Rare
Holmit Miskie...
CommonComplete Holmit Miskie's campaign.
Holoviewer
Rare
I'M TWELVE MILLION YEARS OLD
LegendaryUnlock the "Actual Dracula" Title.
Infinite Money Glitch
Uncommon
Keen Observer
CommonWitness more than 200 unique events.
Locked In
UncommonPlay for 3 hours consecutively.
Long Lived
CommonTrade a baby that lives over 140 years.
Lucky Dime
LegendaryAchieve Gold on one Scenario.
Money Longer than James Cameron
Common
Mr. Zip It...
CommonComplete Mr. Zip It's campaign.
Nepotism Hire
Common
New Branch
Rare
Now YOU Are the Baby Trader
RareComplete one Scenario.
Number Go Up
LegendaryComplete six Scenarios.
Nuria Voll...
UncommonComplete Nuria Voll's campaign.
Observer
CommonWitness more than 100 unique events.
Obsessed with Babies
CommonWitness more than 500 unique events.
Once and Future King
Common
Paid in Full
CommonGet murdered by the Loan Shark.
Pixem...
CommonComplete Pixem's campaign.
Pleasure Barge
Uncommon
Profitable
LegendaryComplete the Quota Scenario.
Psychic
CommonSell stock 1 seconds before a baby dies.
Public Enemy
LegendaryAchieve Gold on Avett Clime's campaign
Representative Hoddle...
UncommonComplete Representative Hoddle's campaign.
Selectively Useful
CommonHire an inaccurate consultant.
Short That Baby
CommonComplete your first short.
Sire's Big Table for Daddy
LegendaryAchieve Gold on Grob Olk's campaign
Some of My Best Friends are Insectoids
CommonTrade each baby species at least once.
Spared No Expense
RareCumulatively bought over 100 stocks in a single day.
Stagnant
RareEnd the day with less than $10 profit or loss
The Big Short
CommonGain $80k on a single short.
The Crew
CommonComplete a trading day with every consultant slot filled.
The End of Innovation
Legendary
The House Always Wins
CommonLose three side bets in a single day.
The Money Bin
LegendaryAchieve Gold on six Scenarios.
The Short Big
CommonLose $100k on a single short.
They Can't All Be Winners
CommonTrade a baby that dies before the age of 30.
This is How I Win
RareLose $1M Credits or more in a single day.
Three Days and a Baby
LegendaryEarn a three-day streak in daily challenges
Top. Men.
CommonTurn a profit in a day while only hiring inaccurate consultants.
Utter Devastation
LegendaryAchieve Gold on XX_Terror23_XX's campaign
Wenbill...
CommonComplete Wenbill's campaign.
Wenbill's Nightmare...
LegendaryComplete Wenbill's Nightmare campaign
Wengrave Shup...
RareComplete Wengrave Shup's campaign.
What a week, huh?
LegendaryEarn a seven-day streak in daily challenges
Who Are You?
UncommonChange Your Portrait or Title.
Whoopsie
UncommonLose $200k on a side bet.
XX_Terror23_XX...
LegendaryComplete XX_Terror23_XX's campaign
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