Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator

Short That Baby

Common94.9%

Complete your first short.

Ante Up

Common90.5%

Complete a trading day with increased trade volume.

Pixem...

Common87.1%

Complete Pixem's campaign.

Observer

Common84.2%

Witness more than 100 unique events.

Long Lived

Common74.8%

Trade a baby that lives over 140 years.

Selectively Useful

Common74.6%

Hire an inaccurate consultant.

Mr. Zip It...

Common64.2%

Complete Mr. Zip It's campaign.

Psychic

Common62.5%

Sell stock 1 seconds before a baby dies.

Top. Men.

Common55.8%

Turn a profit in a day while only hiring inaccurate consultants.

Keen Observer

Common51.9%

Witness more than 200 unique events.

Big Time

Common45.2%

Complete a day with a trade volume over 125x.

The Short Big

Common43.6%

Lose $100k on a single short.

The Big Short

Common39.4%

Gain $80k on a single short.

Wenbill...

Common39.4%

Complete Wenbill's campaign.

Paid in Full

Common38.7%

Get murdered by the Loan Shark.

Some of My Best Friends are Insectoids

Common38.2%

Trade each baby species at least once.

The Crew

Common37.6%

Complete a trading day with every consultant slot filled.

Holmit Miskie...

Common34.9%

Complete Holmit Miskie's campaign.

BIG MONEY

Common34.3%

Earn $1M or more in a single day.

The House Always Wins

Common34.2%

Lose three side bets in a single day.

Obsessed with Babies

Common33.5%

Witness more than 500 unique events.

They Can't All Be Winners

Common32.8%

Trade a baby that dies before the age of 30.

Whoopsie

Uncommon23.2%

Lose $200k on a side bet.

Representative Hoddle...

Uncommon22.2%

Complete Representative Hoddle's campaign.

Betting Enthusiast

Uncommon20.0%

Spend $1M on side bets.

Who Are You?

Uncommon19.5%

Change Your Portrait or Title.

B'ho Maximum...

Uncommon15.9%

Complete B'ho Maximum's campaign.

Nuria Voll...

Uncommon15.9%

Complete Nuria Voll's campaign.

Locked In

Uncommon15.7%

Play for 3 hours consecutively.

This is How I Win

Rare14.4%

Lose $1M Credits or more in a single day.

Fulds...

Rare14.0%

Complete Fulds' campaign.

Wengrave Shup...

Rare12.5%

Complete Wengrave Shup's campaign.

Now YOU Are the Baby Trader

Rare10.0%

Complete one Scenario.

Day Trader

Rare8.8%

Complete one daily challenge

Avett Clime...

Rare7.5%

Complete Avett Clime's Campaign

Stagnant

Rare6.3%

End the day with less than $10 profit or loss

Spared No Expense

Rare5.9%

Cumulatively bought over 100 stocks in a single day.

Lucky Dime

Legendary3.6%

Achieve Gold on one Scenario.

Citizen Grumble...

Legendary3.4%

Complete Citizen Grumble's campaign

I'M TWELVE MILLION YEARS OLD

Legendary3.3%

Unlock the "Actual Dracula" Title.

Public Enemy

Legendary2.8%

Achieve Gold on Avett Clime's campaign

XX_Terror23_XX...

Legendary2.2%

Complete XX_Terror23_XX's campaign

Profitable

Legendary1.8%

Complete the Quota Scenario.

Endless Chanting

Legendary1.6%

Achieve Gold on Citizen Grumble's campaign

Extremely Profitable

Legendary1.6%

Achieve Gold on the Quota Scenario.

Three Days and a Baby

Legendary1.5%

Earn a three-day streak in daily challenges

Number Go Up

Legendary1.4%

Complete six Scenarios.

Utter Devastation

Legendary1.4%

Achieve Gold on XX_Terror23_XX's campaign

Grob Olk...

Legendary1.2%

Complete Grob Olk's campaign

Wenbill's Nightmare...

Legendary1.1%

Complete Wenbill's Nightmare campaign

Eternal Nightmares

Legendary0.8%

Achieve Gold on Wenbill's Nightmare campaign

Sire's Big Table for Daddy

Legendary0.6%

Achieve Gold on Grob Olk's campaign

The Money Bin

Legendary0.6%

Achieve Gold on six Scenarios.

What a week, huh?

Legendary0.6%

Earn a seven-day streak in daily challenges