Tonight We Riot Achievement Guide

You Can Definitely Outrun Them

Avoid fighting every segway cop in a level

Yeet the Rich

Overthrow the regime

Skippity Skip, Skip

Pacifist

Get through any street fighting level without throwing anything or hurting anyone

Obtain Tracksuit

Run faster. Cheeki Breeki.

Obtain Throwing Wood Axe

Sport of the future

Obtain Sunglasses

To better deal with lasers

Obtain Solidarity Megaphone

Temporary boost to workers

Obtain Socialized Medicine

Regain Lost Health

Obtain Snowballs

Stop your opponents cold

Obtain Riot Shield

I'm rubber, and you're glue

Obtain Riot Dog

A faithful comrade in battle

Obtain Popsi Cans

What a treat!

Obtain Pipe Wrench

Heavy-hitting pipe fitting

Obtain Monkey Wrench

Sabotage shuriken

Obtain Haymarket Bomb

A powerful historical artifact!

Obtain Gas Masks

Dystopian chic

Obtain Fishing Nets

Trap enemies in place

Obtain Chainsaw

So gross

Obtain Bulletproof Vest

Bullets do less damage

Obtain Boots

Less knockback from fire hoses

Not Now

Liberate a building at the worst possible time

Net Gains

Capture a slippery capitalist in a net

Liberation!

Unlock all three extra workers at level start

Joined the Conversation

Offer friendly riot police officers a coke

Historical Accuracy

Stage Haymarket reenactment

Good at Videogames

Get farther than the developers could in endless mode

Golden Parachute

Catch big air with a pigeon

Corporate Takeover

Take down Chet's sphere by getting to the controls instead of throwing things at it

Corporate Ladder

Sorry, you can't climb those ladders, but here's an achievement

Bad at Videogames

Fall off the dock an unacceptable number of times