Coffee Crisis

Coffee forgin’

Common90.4%

Complete stage 1

Enemy Abductor

Common77.5%

Defeat 25 enemies

You've Done this Before

Common75.6%

Earn an extra life from high score

Alien Anihilator

Common64.5%

Defeat 25 aliens

You Can Probe me Any Time

Common63.1%

Defeat Big Blue Alien miniboss

Straight Outta' the Street

Common62.0%

Complete stage 2

Coffee Chugger

Common58.2%

Complete mini-game

Straight Outta' the Park

Common55.9%

Defeat bouncers in stage 3

Strike Out

Common55.4%

Complete stage 3

I'm the Boss Now

Common50.0%

Beat a boss with max health

Extra Cheese

Common48.2%

Activate a level password

Guitar Shredding

Common39.5%

Use a Guitar weapon

Caffeine Addict

Common38.1%

Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up

Payback

Common36.8%

Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon

Riverside Savage

Common33.9%

Complete stage 4

Rocking the Metal Jesus

Common32.2%

Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks

Country Punchkin

Common32.1%

Complete stage 5/defeat Skinny Chestknee

I am Alien Chow

Common30.1%

Lose 25 lives

Smell of Cheaters in the Morning, The

Uncommon23.8%

Activate a cheat code

AI Destroyer

Uncommon23.5%

Defeat robot boss in stage 6

Industrial Sabotage

Uncommon23.4%

Complete stage 6

Trippin' It up

Uncommon22.0%

Complete stage 7

Livin' it up

Uncommon21.9%

Collect 25 lives

Jared the Mayonaise

Uncommon20.8%

Kill 25 Mayo enemies

I'm Invincible!

Uncommon19.5%

Collect 25 invincibility powerups

Effing Overlord

Uncommon18.6%

Complete stage 10/defeat Overlord

Search Your Feelings

Uncommon18.6%

Complete stage 9/defeat Darth B.

Attackinator

Uncommon18.4%

Collect 25 extra attack powerups

Martian Maniacs

Uncommon18.4%

Complete stage 8

Repent, Sinner!

Uncommon18.2%

Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin

Galactic Savior

Uncommon17.4%

Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester

Iron Savior

Uncommon17.1%

Complete game with Nick

AI Destroyer Mark II

Uncommon16.8%

Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again

Straight Outta the Street Act 2

Uncommon16.7%

Complete Stage 11

Head Banging

Uncommon16.0%

Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss

Groupie Playa

Uncommon15.8%

Complete Stage 13

Cog in the Machine

Uncommon15.7%

Complete Stage 12

Mosh Pit

Uncommon15.6%

Complete Stage 14

Barista Brawler

Rare14.8%

Complete game with Ashley

Lurker

Rare12.9%

Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight

Making the Dream Work

Rare12.8%

Complete game in co-op mode

BR00TAL

Rare12.6%

Complete game on Metal difficulty

Metal Master

Rare9.1%

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes

Speed Metal

Rare9.1%

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes

ÜBER BR00TAL

Rare9.1%

Complete game on Death Metal difficulty